Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Even the Argentinians managed to sink at least one British ship during the Falklands war.

The crowing that you made 14% of the Gerald Ford sleep bad and the ship reek of BO from no laundry is pretty weak.

they don't even think to insult the BO because these stinky muzzies are already used to it! it's one of iran's greatest WMDs, the way their soldiers smell all day.

 

[JayseeDenton]

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and this guy is the leading figure for the Pro-Ayatolah university students and liberals who think his word is gospel
same groups that keep downplaying Islamic terrorism whilst actively promotion actual islamic terrorist groups
like Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian religious hardliners and Houthis,



...Cenk and his nephew needs to be checked if they received funding from Iran.
even in forms of donations. at this point.

Iranian Media: Muslim brother influencer in America with millions of supporters gets white American police officer to suck on his spit covered microphone in demonstration of submission to allah. We now have the American law enforcement in our pockets!

 

[The Freak Who Lived]

Every few hours with these fuckers it's the same shit "now we start to truly fight" "Now the consequences will never be the same" "the final line has now been crossed, all out war begins now"

We will see who is laughing when they hoist the Red And Slightly Darker Gray Flag Of Super Revenge.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

On Larijani, regime sources report that he was visiting his daughter with his aides when he was struck, the retard kept wandering around in public when all of his own people are out to get him.

This whole war is a fucking comedy show and you can't tell me otherwise.

We are all Netanyahu's Top Guys in this thread.

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GOD I WANT TO FUCKING BREED WITH A BIG KHAZAR MILKERS MOSSAD AGENT GODDAMNIT! THIS SHIT AINT FAIR! I WILL RVPE ALL MUDSLIMES INTO PINK MIST! BY ADONAI I WILL SAVE THE WHITE AND THE JEWISH RACE TOGETHER

KILLING (FUCKING) TWO BIRDS WITH ONE (COCK) STONE!

>tfw I'm not paid with a Big Milkers Khazar GF for being a Jewish Propaganda agent
>They won't give me a Persian Princess GF either
Why live ?

We vill make it avryan broski. Live to spite dirty browns!

 

[mindlessobserver]

Were you expecting the Persian peoples front or the popular front of Persia?

The People's Front of Persia, naturally. They are far superior to the posers in the Persian people's front.

 

[aphaln]

Scene of the airstrike last night on Teymourian Street in Tehran, which killed Iran's Minister of Intelligence.

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According to Iranian channels:

The apartment that was demolished (five floors - three floors apartment, two upper floors duplex) was apparently fully rented by an Arab, meaning the entire building was rented out (the original owner of that apartment was not in Iran at all). The surrounding area was very secure, with intelligence presence as far as the eye could see ... It was newly built. The developer is currently in the U.S. It even had a jacuzzi, sauna, etc.

 

[Knee Heel No Womb]

four it's going to be hard to sell it as a drone attack since Iranian weapons do not have the range to strike LA.

Not directly from Iran, but drone attacks by a conventional power from within North America is something US planners have been worried about for a while. There are some who believe it's possible to completely assemble and deploy cheap kamikaze drones from a covert factory somewhere in the United States, others worry that it might be easier to build or even ship drones into Mexico along the US border using contacts gained from Iran's involvement in international drug trade.

I guess what I'm saying is, if there was a false flag attack in America, people could (correctly) say that there has been a widespread and legitimate concern over an attack of that sort for many years.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Not directly from Iran, but drone attacks by a conventional power from within North America is something US planners have been worried about for a while. There are some who believe it's possible to completely assemble and deploy cheap kamikaze drones from a covert factory somewhere in the United States, others worry that it might be easier to build or even ship drones into Mexico along the US border using contacts gained from Iran's involvement in international drug trade.

I guess what I'm saying is, if there was a false flag attack in America, people could (correctly) say that there has been a widespread and legitimate concern over an attack of that sort for many years.

we DID just get that laser anti-drone system set up on The Wall, and very subtly announced to the world that we had anti-drone lasers by blowing up a test drone with it, and scaring the shit out of some border guys.

Scene of the airstrike last night on Teymourian Street in Tehran, which killed Iran's Minister of Intelligence.

guess he... wasn't very intelligent.

 

[myhairisonfire]

They rely on inertial guidance but that his the fundamental problem of drift. Drift means small guidance errors. They add up over long distances and you accuracy suffers a lot when it finally reaches the ground

I have been told that the missile knows where it is at all times. A variation can be corrected in the GEA by differentiating where it should be and where it wasn't from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I think that's always been a possibility that we'd accept an actually compliant islamic regime (in the same way we accepted Venezuela post maduro) however I just think the idea of a "compliant regime" from the powers that be in Iran is just a mythical unicorn concept that will never actually exist.

Expecting rationality and cooperation from an islamic regime is like trying to tame a rabid dog: bound to fail, sure to get you hurt and makes you look insane.

 

[Harambe]

I try to approach it logically, not emotionally. I'd love to hear a logical argument about why Iran is a danger to the US. I'd also like to hear why it's a good idea for 90% of our Congress to take money from AIPAC, and whether or not that has any impact at all in why we end up fighting wars for Israel.

I'm all ears. But I only ever hear emotional responses not grounded in facts. Iran does not pose a threat to the US. I've been hearing the same shit about how Iran is "weeks away from a nuclear weapon" since last century. At some point you start to recognize patterns and can't help but see it for what it is.

Logical reasons for why attack Iran: It is a malignant tumor. It does not pose a 'direct' threat to the US. No country does. No country will directly attack the homeland. No military force that is conceivable could invade or conquer a significant part of the United States. No other country has a navy that can even get a force of 100,000 out of its littoral and then keep them supplied and covered from the air. The US has a virtual monopoly on force projection with combined arms warfare. This is so. But the Islamic Republic has been, and remains, a tumor attacking the systems that maintains the health of our empire. Iran, at best, in the past 20 years, we've had it in a no-growth remission. Sanctions, wars against its paramilitaries, temporary alliances against ISIS, even the JCPOA, this is all chemo. This operation is the surgery to take the tumor out. You may think our empire is somehow unjust. Sadly nothing in politics is very just the more broadmindedly you consider it. You are left to love what you have and love what you are all the same. Justice is for God to mete out in His ways. As an American you are an heir to a vast global empire with remarkable potentials before you. Denying this or not wanting it is un-American, it is an insult to your heritage and birthright. It's willing poverty and disgrace on your countrymen.

Why Iran is a malignant tumor: They enable China access to cheap energy, they use this money to create a continuous vector of paramilitaries that harass and oppose the Gulf Monarchies, who are our allies, while also antagonizing Israel, who is also our ally. They're important allies, Israel is a top 5 global military limited mostly by its size, and the Gulf states have lots of energy. Iran keeps striking sparks at the tinder box. They've been doing this for decades. We can exert pressure on our allies over time in different ways. The present rulers of the Gulf monarchies are at least more progressive and less interested in open-ended holy war via paramilitaries than the ones we were dealing with in the 2000s. We can work with them at least, and they are not trying to build nukes. Iran on the other hand arms militant groups who harass international shipping lanes including the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf. This is not acceptable since our wealth and way of life are underpinned on commodities being traded in dollars and maintenance of free international shipping. They have trained and armed militias who attacked US forces during the occupation of Iraq as well. Their desire to build a Shia axis from Iran to Lebanon has created multiple conflicts, egged on civil wars, and enabled migrant crises in Europe, who sadly are still our allies. Iran has taken Americans hostages and forced a ransom in the 1979-1980 crisis. It is in living memory, and the grievances of the old in America are grievances of Americans. Iran has proliferated extremely dangerous drone technology which has been used against Ukraine, a US ally, and will be used against other US allies in Eastern Europe when or if Ukraine falls. They have enabled Russian ambitions to undermine the American security architecture in Europe.

Why it's a neutral idea for Congress to take money from AIPAC: 100k is about the most I've ever seen people point to from AIPAC donations. That's not a lot of TV ads. That's not a lot for a congressional campaign. It really isn't. Buy some media and tell me how far 100k gets you. Congress has to fundraise constantly. They'll take money from whomever, and on net, they're a lot less corrupt than you'd think. Their main goal is to get chunks of the federal budget for their constituents, constituents being people who vote and donate to them or talk to and volunteer for them. That's the political universe they're in. America gives money to Israel to keep leverage over them in negotiations regarding Palestine, and also regarding Israel's normal desire to eliminate antagonists at its borders. Israel does not want America to contribute directly to its defense budget since it gives America strategic leverage over Israel's actions in the region. Israel is a fairly wealthy country with a developed economy and an educated population. Israel wants a free hand to do what it wants, and at most an alliance to backstop its miscalculations. Either way, Congress has limited-at-best influence over what wars the US fights and hasn't for over 20 years. The US has acted against Israeli interests for 3 of the last 5 administrations. The JCPOA is proof Obama was no friend of Israel. Biden was no friend of Israel. The Democrats are no friends of Israel. At best AIPAC is throwing money to prevent one party from behaving even more like jihadis and the other party from caving to the anti-interventionist-da-joos types who are clearly bought by Gulf monarchies and Iran, who hate the Jews for Mohammedan reasons. It is hard to point to Iraq or Afghanistan as "wars for Israel," Iraq was arguably a war for Iran considering their net benefits. Afghanistan benefitted nobody. I don't know what other wars we've fought 'for Israel,' we haven't attacked Lebanon, our intervention in Syria was far more limited and counterproductive to Israel's interests. It's not like we took the Golan for them or sanctioned Egypt for its role in helping arm Hamas. The war in Afghanistan was poorly conceived and successive administrations' sense of commitment to the government we installed was foolish and likely fueled by corruption.

War is good now because it was inevitable, and now is better than later. They would have more drones, more dead protestors, more dead anti-regime elements, more missiles, deeper bunkers, more highly enriched uranium if we'd waited a week longer. They've been close to a bomb for years, and playing at strategic ambiguity about whether they will or won't put the stuff they have together to make a dirty bomb or a full nuclear weapon. They've had the means for a long time and persistent campaigns of assassination and sabotage and inducement are all why they've stayed close to the event horizon but never crossed it.

The bigger picture: China will potentially invade Taiwan within a year. China needs the ability to exert pressure on the US interests in multiple theaters if it is to succeed with its inexperienced military in a complex amphibious landing operation against a population that really believes "better dead than red." It needs to pressure the US in the Indian Ocean and West Asia via Iran, from the Caribbean and southern border via Venezuela and Mexico, in Eastern Europe via Russia. If they have this capability, even somewhat abstractly, and they maintain ready access to energy and the potential to open multiple fronts in West Asia, while we commit our navy to dealing with a very large and possibly competent Chinese navy blockading the world's most important island, it will undermine our ability to deter and stop this. It will mean lots of dead Taiwanese, a longer war, a fucked up everything for much longer. Peace with Iran is peace with a group that antagonizes our allies, harasses global trade.

There's a bigger picture, there is the smaller picture. There is no reason to have a horrible war in Asia when we could knock out each regime that enables China, fuels conflict, fuels migrant waves, sells drugs and arms to hostile clients. The tumor can possibly be removed via strategic bombing.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

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@Ferrari Lamborghini
are you banned from both threads, or just too retarded to speak english, so the only thing your brown hands can do is this? negrate this post if you're a retarded faggot who can't speak english and suck pedophile dick, buddy.

The doomers in this thread suck. And cant argue effectively if you're here to doom at least make it funny like when @Fatpacks does it.

 

[RetardMaxxer]

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@Ferrari Lamborghini
are you banned from both threads, or just too retarded to speak english, so the only thing your brown hands can do is this? negrate this post if you're a retarded faggot who can't speak english and suck pedophile dick, buddy.

This thread is a fucking minefield.

 

[CIS White Droid]

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Every few hours with these fuckers it's the same shit "now we start to truly fight" "Now the consequences will never be the same" "the final line has now been crossed, all out war begins now"

And every day we're reminded that among things that pose a risk to US forces in this conflict, Iran itself somehow ranks lower as a risk than "taco night on the carrier"

The gloves are coming off and the eyebrow has been raised. The new new new new Ayatollah with shake his fist at Washington and they will know.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

The doomers in this thread suck. And cant argue effectively if you're here to doom at least make it funny like when @Fatpacks does it.

it's heartwarming that i've managed to gather together a small band of the most raped individuals on the website and made them all so mad that they feel they'll be capable of negrating all 5k+ posts I've made, probably going all the way back to when i called projared a retarded faggot for broadcasting his marriage death live on the Internet.

every negrate they give me (and that accidental like rating you gave me @Ferrari Lamborghini yeah that's right, i saw that fuckup on my kharg pipe post, fag) only reassures me that i'm making browns angry, and doing the right thing. i wonder if they know all this does is bring the post closer to a highlight, since the highlight system doesn't differentiate between negrates and pozrates?

i have never made but one prayer in these threads, a very short one; "o lord, make my enemies ridiculous." and he has granted it.

This thread is a fucking minefield.

there are more mines here than in the strait of hormuz!

 

[Post Reply]

with the toilet troubles the ford has, it's no surprise a dryer caught on fire, one of the nogs doing laundry must not have been paying attention

Blaming poor maintenance demeans the sacrifice made by those poor IRGC saboteurs who trained in Pakistan for decades to strike a mighty blow against the Great Satan's toilets.

 

[Chuckwagon]

Islamist forces are now beginning to abandon their checkpoints out of fear of being attacked.

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[Onepumpplumpchump]

Islamist forces are now beginning to abandon their checkpoints out of fear of being attacked.

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The people manning these checkpoints must be getting blackmailed I dont see how anyone would be willing to do this. Better to run away then get your legs blown off.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I have been told that the missile knows where it is at all times. A variation can be corrected in the GEA by differentiating where it should be and where it wasn't from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about the missile you little bitch? I'll have you know the missile knows where it is at all times, and the missile has been involved in obtaining numerous differences, or deviations, and has over 300 confirmed corrective commands. The missile is trained in driving the missile from a position where it is, and is the top of arriving at a position where it wasn't. You are nothing to the missile but just another position. The missile will arrive at your position with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the missile over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak the GEA is correcting any variation considered to be a significant factor, and it knows where it was, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. The missile can be anywhere, anytime, and the missile can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just by following the missile guidance computer scenario. Not only is the missile extensively trained in being sure where it isn't, within reason, but the missile also has access to the position it knows it was, and the missile will subtract where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking tongue, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. The missile will shit the deviation, and it's variation, which is called error, all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I have been told that the missile knows where it is at all times. A variation can be corrected in the GEA by differentiating where it should be and where it wasn't from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was.

Heh. That copypasta applies to Tomahawk missiles which fly lower and have TERCOM which allows it to scan terrain for additional accuracy to its target. Different concept when your shits getting launched into the exosphere, then expected to come back down.

Not directly from Iran, but drone attacks by a conventional power from within North America is something US planners have been worried about for a while. There are some who believe it's possible to completely assemble and deploy cheap kamikaze drones from a covert factory somewhere in the United States, others worry that it might be easier to build or even ship drones into Mexico along the US border using contacts gained from Iran's involvement in international drug trade.

We would be fucked if someone attempted an Operation Spiderweb in the US. I highly doubt any of our bases have any experience fighting against small FPV drones, even if they do have defenses, it doesn't take long to launch drones from the road outside the base for a surprise attack before they know whats going on. Look how badly Russia got burned, expensive, irreplaceable planes burned up by cheap $1500 AI guided drones. NATO and the US have been getting raped by Ukraine in wargames with drones. Its great to see LUCAS and lower cost alternatives used so quickly.