🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[drachenbarde]

Boss would be a great dad

 

[Puerto Rican Whore]

Boss would be a great dad

Boss Jnr would be saying "Dad, its over bro" by the time he was 8 years old.

 

[break these cuffs]

Boss would be a great dad

Ratbro is cruisin' for a bruisin' with this psyop he's pulled to turn Bossmom in Ratmom. You'd think a one hitter quitter like him would wise up and live to see the birth of his child.

 

[oldTireWater]

A couple choice clips from the 15th.

0:06

0:14

 

[Looney Troons]

Wow. He wants to curse his family with children when he is in between jail stints and mandatory rehab? His only source of income comes from juicer donations… handouts?

Let there be no mistake, this man truly is black.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Boss would be a great dad

The kid would know how to smoke a crack pipe by 5

 

[drachenbarde]

The kid would know how to smoke a crack pipe by 5

He learned from the best

https://www.12onyourside.com/story/9869603/louisa-parents-sentenced-toddlers-tested-positive-for-cocaine/

 

[lol cow supreme]

Late as I am I'm embarrassed to ask but what's the talk of "the Civic?"
I presume it's something discussed as an option for a car of his own when he's in the delusional promises phase, but is that all or is there something funnier to the story?

Niggardly Noah offered to buy Austin a Honda Civic Type R if he could manage to not break his Shuffle deal for 3 2 months.

I'll give a little deeper lore on the Civic. When BossmanJack first arrived on the scene of kiwifarms as a little lowly streamer, he would get super excited for a $20 juicer, and would do 20 cent spins hoping for a feature on slots.

Occassionaly a slot would squirt and Austin would get up fat, sometimes over $1000. Maybe even 2 thou. This is when he would start his grandiose planning of blessing his mom $100, or more famously, getting a car. He would even occassionally craigslist hunt a few cars below or 6 thousand. But the main cope is he "know a buddy who can get me civics for like $2-3000". So the dream started out as getting a few thousand together and he was going to get one of this mythical used $2000 civics.

This never happened. When he'd go up super fat he'd talk about extreme luxury vehicles... but this last rehab humbled him and he went back to the civic. But not just ANY Civic, the top of the line Type R. Because he thought it'd still be cheap but a type R is still a flex and its CLEAN as a bitch.

So ever since those first few weeks of streaming and the pre-and early days of the KenoKasino chat, the "Civic Bros" were born, hoping he'd get a civic anytime he was up a few thousand. It represents the dream of a car, IRL streams, and freedom from the crack den, the fresh air of a fishing stream. Civic Bros is a meme, as they are always starving. I am pretty sure Noah knows that and thats why the rat offered him a Civic Type R as payment for 2 months work. It was the ultimate subliminal rat diss.

Hilariously Type R's only come in manual, Austin cant drive that.

I'm sorry I don't have clips, they would have been in @Kees H (RIP kang) archives. If a clip was posted no one bothered to mention the word "civic" in the thread until 2025 somehow.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

He's talking about turning his Twitch chat and Discord into sub-only hugboxes indefinitely. We're officially in the KikemanJack era. I hate it.

He could never keep it up, he needs the validation from everyone typing 5 to fuck Mrs Dressing

 

[False and Misleading]

DMVbros..... It's finally happening

This morning can't come soon enough

Huh? He said DMV tomorrow, not this morning.

 

[WelshChu]

But not just ANY Civic, the top of the line Type R

As a dumb non American and relatively new Boss follower:

How much would the Civic Type R cost (approximately), and how many times has he hit that amount to squander it all use it on... other things?

 

[break these cuffs]

As a dumb non American and relatively new Boss follower:

How much would the Civic Type R cost (approximately), and how many times has he hit that amount to squander it all use it on... other things?

A new Type R is going to run you $50k+ in Virginia according to a quick jewgle.

 

[oldTireWater]

My guess is that Noah will not actually buy him a Civic (assuming he completes his part of the deal). He will instead give him the money for a civic . . . in crypto. Bossman will wisely realize that it is better to go fishing than to be given a fish, and will turn the $50k into a Bentley and generational wealth flexing.

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

My guess is that Noah will not actually buy him a Civic (assuming he completes his part of the deal). He will instead give him the money for a civic . . . in crypto. Bossman will wisely realize that it is better to go fishing than to be given a fish, and will turn the $50k into a Bentley and generational wealth flexing.

The whole Civic thing is just jokes to Noah. Boss said that Noah promised to deliver the type R to him IN PERSON after the two months . Either he doesn't give boss shit or yea he just gives him a lump sum of crypto to lose on shuffle.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

0:13

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Prediction: At the end of two months if Austin isn't dead or in prison and hasn't renounced Shuffle, Noah is going to say he didn't hold up his end of the deal because he's been gambling mostly offline.

 

[Oxiclean Crack Addict]

IMG_0348.mov

Always on his parents bed, even when his mom is right next to him.

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

IMG_0348.mov

Did RatMom just say "no because I'm sober." Boss is 6 months sober you rat.

 

[Oxiclean Crack Addict]

Did RatMom just say "no because I'm sober." Boss is 6 months sober you rat.

I heard "He wants over" But i think that mishearing is funny so i will believe it.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Guys. I have a bad feeling. The EEEEEEEEEEEEEE alarm may be on it's last lungs leg.