Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[draggs]

According to Israel's Channel 13, Iran is preparing to begin negotiations with the United States soon. The Iranians are discussing the outlines of the agreement, what their conditions are, and what they are willing to discuss. The assessment in Israel is that this will become an official event with the US and an official request soon.

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I don't speak trader tongue like they do down at the docks, English please

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

if it happened then it was most likely W imo
i would have said bush sr but he's been dead for a while so that leaves only his son

The key fact you're ignoring is that he said it's someone he likes. Trump likes Bill Clinton

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

According to Israel's Channel 13, Iran is preparing to begin negotiations with the United States soon. The Iranians are discussing the outlines of the agreement, what their conditions are, and what they are willing to discuss. The assessment in Israel is that this will become an official event with the US and an official request soon.

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A summary of what I imagine the talks will be:
>please stop blowing us up you're ruining our izzat
>open the strait, and we'll think about it
>no, that will also ruin our izzat
>then we'll keep blowing you up
And some third-worldists on Twitter will call it a genius move by Iran.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

According to Israel's Channel 13, Iran is preparing to begin negotiations with the United States soon. The Iranians are discussing the outlines of the agreement, what their conditions are, and what they are willing to discuss. The assessment in Israel is that this will become an official event with the US and an official request soon.

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This is probably for the best they negotiate

 

[aphaln]

I don't speak trader tongue like they do down at the docks, English please

That's why I gave an explanation of what they're saying. I put the footage of the report itself to not be like the turd worlders citing non-existent reports from Israeli channels.

 

[JustSomeDong]

War games are played where you handicap your team and turn on unlimited ammo for the opponents so that you can stress test your shit and see where it breaks. If you "win" your war games you are fucking up.

You are trying to educate ignorant niggers who apparently think "wargames" are played like TLOU2 on journalism mode.

You're intentions are noble, but I seriously doubt you're actually going to educate many of these monkeys out of their shit-flinging ways.

 

[Foltest]

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I unironic miss our boy Bush.
Goofy as fuck, but gosh darn it, I loved him.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

The militant component that became the core of the israeli militia and military came through the british.

then the British led Arab Legion under Glubb Pasha fought Israel in the 48 war leading to the annexation of the West Bank

 

[DumbDude43]

without the British and French doing a heckin wholesome empire, there wouldn't be an Israel, a Saudi Arabia, or modern day Jordan

yeah there would be an ottoman empire instead

 

[Clavchad]

Trump says he thinks Macron will help with the Strait

EU combined couldn't help with the Houthis so wtf are they gonna do about Iran?

 

[Zaryiu2]

Well yeah we're gonna bitchslap the Houthis real soon, hopefully preemptively

Everybody who uses WP uses it "for smoke." When the enemy melts they're also blinded. The melting is purely incidental of course winkwinknudgenudge

>White Phosphorus
Bad memory coming back up

Spoiler: Autistic

Still annoyed at the game having moments designed to make people feel bad for making bad choices yet many are outright scripted to be unavoidable like the posted video. It'slike ok, yeah sure i get wanting to make a statement or invoke certain feelings but t would be better done if the player actually had more control on whether they were the ones who made the awful decisions, like in the linked video it's one hunderd percent possibleto shot absolutely zero WP shots at the civilians at the back yet the same cutscene play the same way and that's after multiple plyers tried multiple times to try everything else to not use the damn thing! Besides the story twist had already been done better before

 

[Foltest]

then the British led Arab Legion under Glubb Pasha fought Israel in the 48 war leading to the annexation of the West Bank

I first thought his first name was Glubb, but that was his surname.
Who the fuck pick Glubb as their family surname?

 

[aphaln]

Another Iranian missile launch towards Israel minutes ago, intercepted over central Israel

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[Goku 1000000 O]

The WH is saying the Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy Cucker Qatarlson, Sissynid Spy thing is all fake and gay lame

Can’t believe my favorite right wing podcaster would tell an audacious lie to get attention and sympathy.

How embarrassing!

 

[StudMccool]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DO IT TRUMP YOU WON'T NO BALLS
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this is why I say we are more similar to the russians than any other people, they had this idea back in 1971

called the Pechora-Kama Canal

they used 3 big ass nukes to try and make a crater to see how feasible it was in the Taiga tests and they only succeeded in blowing about a 600 meter long and they concluded they would need hundred if not thousands of bombs to do it and abandoned the idea

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I first thought his first name was Glubb, but that was his surname.
Who the fuck pick Glubb as their family surname?

The Glubb surname is a rare British name, primarily found in the UK, particularly with historical roots in the West Country, and is famously associated with British Army officer Sir John Bagot Glubb (Glubb Pasha). It may have origins as a nickname for a small person or as an Americanized form of the German name "Grube".
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Key Details about the Glubb Surname:
Origins: It may derive from Middle English words grub(be), grob(be), or crubbe, referring to a "grub" or insect larva, often used as a nickname for a small person. It may also be an Americanized form of the German name "Grube".

if only he led the Turks somehow, roaches led by a grub

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

A summary of what I imagine the talks will be:
>please stop blowing us up you're ruining our izzat
>open the strait, and we'll think about it
>no, that will also ruin our izzat
>then we'll keep blowing you up
And some third-worldists on Twitter will call it a genius move by Iran.

this will be round one. i can't wait to see what round two is. i won't remove clown frieza until the two sides also go a day or so without missiling, droning, or bombing each other.

i wonder if they're preparing the negotiations because kharg was wiped?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Who the fuck pick Glubb as their family surname?

A more fitting name there has never been

 

[draggs]

Another Iranian missile launch towards Israel minutes ago, intercepted over central Israel

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They've been launching one missile at a time 2-3 times a day at Israel for a week, what's even the point anymore

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

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