Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[pooterino]

It's a sobering reminder that the days of
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fHMotEmAAM8 are long gone and the dangers of becoming obsolete through bad decision making

Apologies for the 4chon image but daily reminder to all citizens of the UK or any other "commonwealth" (lol) country that Brittania rules the waves America rules the globe and you homos all can't even say something as "hateful" as "I don't support pederastic religions" (read: Islam) without committing a hate crime in your shitty ass fucking "Empire."


praise be to speech: nigger faggot muslim ass fuck pedophile prophet bomb bomb bomb Iran

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Project Plowshare baby let's DOOO EEEET.

what people consider a "win" condition here

"Win" condition? WIN CONDITION?

Nigga have you ever done something like picking up a large rock and hurling it at something just to smash it? For no good reason other than you saw a big fuck-off rock and something to smash? That's what Trump (via the US military) is doing. Granted, Trump is pretty retarded but I gotta say that his instincts are manly. (not trying to be rude or anything but I'm now assuming you are a lady)

Win conditions are a bonus. Fucking up Iran and its leadership and their weapons IS the entire goal. Anything beyond that is cake. Or the cherry on top of the whipped cream of your sundae. Pick an analogy, don't care.

 

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They're going to cut the tip off the Musandam Peninsula?

We'd better leave this operation to the Israelis.

 

[Surfin Terf]

It's interesting to see what people consider a "win" condition here.

I think there is a disconnect here that is vast and people assuming if the US just fucks off that things will be fine and dandy and the fact that like more than half the world is economically and resource-wise totally fucked won't have any impact on America.

IMHO a win can only really exist if they get new leadership to take over Iran which I don't think is going to happen. The US and "allies" in the region are driving through their resources to try and defend against Iran's very cheap and very effective drone army and in the interim the instability caused to the world stage by the Strait being closed will have severe ramifications on the US.

For me a win consists of utterly destroying Quds Force and the nuclear weapons program. Root and stem.
Getting a secular western-style democracy would be high up on my wishlist, but even if Iran turns into Mad Max I will call it a win if Quds Force and Iran's highly enriched Uranium are completely extirpated and Ill call it a loss if 90% of Iranians get first-world living standards and rights but there is still a powerful Islamic fundamentalist army trying to bring about Armageddon. I'm not sure what a fair price is for that, but I'd say that if it costs less American lives than the Beirut barracks bombing then I'd consider that an awesome success.

As for a new Iran, ultimately it will come down to the Iranian people to make a new dawn in Tehran (hey, @Netanyahu and @therealDonaldTrump, you can have that one for free). This isn't just a moral decision that people get the government they deserve, but a practical decision that if the people aren't willing to fight to make a good government then they aren't willing to fight to maintain a good government. If the US and Israel create all the conditions needed for the Iranian people to succeed and they still choose some gay, cardboard cut out to lead them then oh fucking well, I'll still rest easy knowing that they won't be arming and training anymore terrorist armies to destabilize everyone else. Yes, there are economic costs that are harder to balance on a ledger, but I think that its doomerism to think that Iran can maintain any serious control over the strait for more than a month, and the only countries who were not at all prepared for this were not serious countries to begin with.

They're going to cut the tip off the Musandam Peninsula?
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We'd better leave this operation to the Israelis.

It's not like they haven't already considered similar (and even less feasible) plans in their own country

 

[neger psykolog]

For me a win consists of utterly destroying Quds Force and the nuclear weapons program. Root and stem.
Getting a secular western-style democracy would be high up on my wishlist, but even if Iran turns into Mad Max I will call it a win if Quds Force and Iran's highly enriched Uranium are completely extirpated and Ill call it a loss if 90% of Iranians get first-world living standards and rights but there is still a powerful Islamic fundamentalist army trying to bring about Armageddon. I'm not sure what a fair price is for that, but I'd say that if it costs less American lives than the Beirut barracks bombing then I'd consider that an awesome success.

I'm not a fan of this war/conflict whatsoever, but I would love the outcome to be a new Iran and a much more stable middle east - it could be that tearing off the bandaid of Iran leads to a kind of renaissance in the middle east/asia. I would love something like that.

What does concern me though is it appears the Israelis have huge ambitions for "Greater Israel" and that they'll go into endless proxy conflicts in Syria and other countries that last decades.

TLDR: I don't think their ambitions are going to stop at Iran, they're going to fuck with every country there either directly or indirectly and this will probably set back the most modern and ambitious economies (such as the UAE/Saudi) in the region by decades. It's very disappointing too because despite the general hatred of "the browns" here and elsewhere, there definitely are some countries there that have been spending more time on capitalism than war/conflict/religious extremism.

 

[Ghostse]

Trump briefed that Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay

Now a reminder that "unnamed sources" are bullshit until proven otherwise is universal. It applies even if its something you want to hear. Its DOUBLE true if its something you want to hear.
That said

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Brownoids in here gunt guarding a faggot raped by his teacher.
Out here defending literal Globohomo.

HE'S GAY!
HE'S A VEGETABLE!
HE'S NEXT!

Iran confirmed for being a woke hellhole.

> State-paid for dick flips; enforces the idea mutilated men are True & Honest women in all respects.
> Gay leader
> Shutting down the Straight of Homos, ensuring global-warming causing fossil fuels cannot leave.
> legalized sex work
> Ensures women are safe from male gaze
> Illegal to talk bad about islam

Iran is the wokest country on earth

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Video shows United States Air Force A-10 Warthog spotted flying over PMF-occupied Nineveh plains and Northern Iraq, supporting the U.S. air campaign against Iran and its proxies in Iraq. As noted by observers, USAF A-10s have been regularly striking Iranian-backed militias in Iraq, specially in Assyrian villages under PMF Occupation following days of attacks by the Shiite forces against Kurdish and American facilities in Northern Iraq.

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Iranian air defense is so bad that F/A-18s are doing strafing runs on targets.

The common central sand monkey being hunted by its natural predator: the warthog.

Im just going to come out and say it people who doompost in this thread are retards.

There is some legit arguments for doomerism. None of the brown-worshipping doomers in this thread have made them.

Oh, momma... Oh, baby... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... CORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
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Fuck bro I'm CUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCTING so fucking hard r/n.

I do not believe this. The IRGC wouldn't allow a gay man to be the effective head of the Basij and if he was gay, Raisi's helicopter crash wouldn't be the changing factor.

I am taking that report with a massive block of salt, but probably because they would own his gay ass.

Brownoids were coping earlier that Ayatollah Sr. didn't want Jr. to be the ayatollah because he didn't want it to hereditary which just seemed fucking odd to me because Arabs just love nepotism. But the son being a fruit getting raped by his teacher makes MUCH more sense as to why Sr. wanted him out of the running.

If they're so ingrained, how can they not just support a defector/informant to take over leadership with their support?

Because its hilarious.

So when is pahlavi's monarcho-nationalist army gonna take action?

They are already taking action. Job one is fucking your mom. Once they are done with that, we'll see what happens.

Reddit level intelligence. Truly astounding levels of "just saying shit 'cause it sounds good".

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Nothing about this is logical, or how the internet works. No network works this way. Yet...
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Iranian internet is a series of tubes, and they built that build ontop of the tubes to hold them closed.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

Likely posted already, but Eurosharts constantly demand American help with everything only to give Islamophile cowardice in return. Please yank all NATO funding and watch that treacherous fake alliance collapse instantly. Fuck this shit.

 

[The Great Ducktator]

Relax, our ships need a couple weeks to get to the Arabian Sea. By the time we'd get there the war will already be over, right?

 

[neger psykolog]

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Likely posted already, but Eurosharts constantly demand American help with everything only to give Islamophile cowardice in return. Please yank all NATO funding and watch that treacherous fake alliance collapse instantly. Fuck this shit.

I remember a quote someone on the xitty wrote a few years back, I think during Trump's first term and it was basically about how the US government started getting involved in fairly trivial wars and the local instability of the US had the repercussion of making the rest of the world less stable because the US wasn't there to be the police about things.

Technically speaking, none of this responsibility for managing the world should have ever fallen solely on the USA but it is how things have worked for like a century. I guess it could be changed so that the US has less presence or other countries at least play a part in all of this - that idea sounds great on paper and is technically "fairer" but its going to cost a lot to do and the interim amount of instability caused by the Strait closing may very likely end up costing society everywhere more than if the US had just done nothing and kept its typical power projection in the region and just defended against Iran's random and minor provocations.

Based on what Trump has said, we were lead to believe that Iran was in the process of an imminent attack against the US and Israel but its ok guys, because the US and Israel were also planning an extensive imminent attack against Iran.

So, in effect Trump, America and Israel have successfully broken Iran and the Strait of Hormuz - the question is if they can now fix it. On paper I guess the idea is that Iran gets taken over and whoever administers it will play ball better with the rest of the world and the Strait of Hormuz and the region will become more stable. And that can of course happen but its going to become a very serious question of how long that will take.

The long drawn out attacks against the fairly successful states in the region will have massive effects on the world economy. Places like Dubai really were significant financial and travel hubs and the amount of oil and gold that was smuggled through their and the amount of world trading they did is going to leave a huge gap.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Ports_World_controversy

I don't think people really fathom how significant those middle eastern states are on the world stage. Dubai alone is a super significant travel hub for people all across Europe and the US - not necessarily that want to actually visit Dubai as a city, but because Emirates airlines and the other middle east airlines are fucking huge and fucking dominant.

 

[babyDunk]

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Likely posted already, but Eurosharts constantly demand American help with everything only to give Islamophile cowardice in return. Please yank all NATO funding and watch that treacherous fake alliance collapse instantly. Fuck this shit.

Based Germany.

The US should just pull resources from NATO in order to make up for it or something.

 

[As Planned]

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Likely posted already, but Eurosharts constantly demand American help with everything only to give Islamophile cowardice in return. Please yank all NATO funding and watch that treacherous fake alliance collapse instantly. Fuck this shit.

Why would NATO countries get involved? This was supposed to be a decapitation strike into a leadership change by Israel and the United States. It did not work and now the two countries that caused this mess need to figure out how to get out of it.

The U.S. and Israel are bombing the entire country. Unless you want to do a land invasion with the entirety of NATO, what else can they do?

 

[LowlyPheasent]

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Likely posted already, but Eurosharts constantly demand American help with everything only to give Islamophile cowardice in return. Please yank all NATO funding and watch that treacherous fake alliance collapse instantly. Fuck this shit.

Once again because it has to be said: the germs and frogs are not our friends and have worked against us for a long time.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

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Likely posted already, but Eurosharts constantly demand American help with everything only to give Islamophile cowardice in return. Please yank all NATO funding and watch that treacherous fake alliance collapse instantly. Fuck this shit.

"Germany elects to NOT impede belligerent muslims"

Whaaaaaaat no way, I don't believe it.

It did not work

Wtf do you mean "it did not work", we haven't even reached what the minimum timeframe projections for the operation were

 

[Junky Whore]

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TMDWU

 

[As Planned]

Wtf do you mean "it did not work", we haven't even reached what the minimum timeframe projections for the operation were

Regime change is not feasible anymore according to Israel.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-890043

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Regime change is not feasible anymore according to Israel.

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https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-890043

Regime change was a side goal but not the main goal, if we cripple them enough to where they dont have anything militarily and there currency is useless we win.

 

[teriyakiburns]

BITCH STOLE MY IDEA FROM A WEEK AGO

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/iran-c...s-gulf-states-and-israel.235901/post-23915980

Wonder what his KF account is...

Regime change is not feasible anymore according to Israel.

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https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-890043

That's a very, let's say generous reading of the article, which never says anything of the sort. Israel has its own weird plans, but the US is clearly intent on encouraging the Iranian people to overthrow the islamic regime.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

President Trump is considering a seizure of Iran's Kharg Island, which would require boots on the ground

He should do it.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Regime change is not feasible anymore according to Israel.

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https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-890043

always been the case, they never stated regime change as a goal. They disable the regime's enforcement systems and the people rise up.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Regime change is not feasible anymore according to Israel.

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https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-890043

Nowhere in the article you posted does it say that regime change is "not feasible anymore", just that it isn't the IDF's current goal.

If you'd been paying attention you would know that's the point of these strikes, to weaken the regime enough that the Iranians themselves can overthrow it.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Asking other nations to contribute when they don't actually need to is going to backfire massively on the nations that decline to help, moreso for those that are using it as an opportunity to be smug.

What Trump is really asking these nations is: are you a serious player that is worth America's time?

The way Japan has declined can be worked with. Germany just fucked themselves over even further, like they do.