Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Dammit Mandrake!]

the worlds shipping and oil supply is totally fucked.

As opposed to... the world's shipping and oil supply being held hostage by a rogue state that will eventually fuck it all up.

Right.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

A big question I have is just how fucking deep is Mossad/Israel in Iranian leadership? The fact that got pagers in and also managed to precision assassinate hundreds of leaders means they're deeply ingrained.

If they're so ingrained, how can they not just support a defector/informant to take over leadership with their support? Surely that is a way more viable option than the current shit show.

Again, there's zero chance they don't (or rather didn't) have several high ranking Iranians/IRGC people on their side.

Very deep. Iran’s population has hated the regime for awhile now, there’s no shortage of people in all sectors of life who are more than eager to assist an agency in bringing them down.

They literally killed the leader of Hamas who was hiding in a supposedly secure hotel room in the heart of Tehran. Then, immediately went on to lie he was killed in an airstrike, since a claim of enemy air superiority was less embarrassing than admitting your nation is so fucking compromised by Mossad that nowhere is safe.

 

[Großmann]

Trump briefed that Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay

Just like the prophet himself, peace be upon him.

 

[autistic dog]

I do not believe this. The IRGC wouldn't allow a gay man to be the effective head of the Basij and if he was gay, Raisi's helicopter crash wouldn't be the changing factor.

First combat usage of the gay bomb confirmed.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

It'd be based as hell if this whole war was just an excuse for Trump to pull out of NATO by proving they won't lift a finger to help anyone, even in their own interests.

 

[neger psykolog]

Very deep. Iran’s population has hated the regime for awhile now, there’s no shortage of people in all sectors of life who are more than eager to assist an agency in bringing them down.

They literally killed the leader of Hamas who was hiding in a supposedly secure hotel room in the heart of Tehran. Then, immediately went on to lie he was killed in an airstrike, since a claim of enemy air superiority was less embarrassing than admitting your nation is so fucking compromised by Mossad that nowhere is safe.

I saw some theory online that sounds semi-plausible.
Apparently the secret jew tech is microchips on the Iranians uniforms, and I guess sensors around the place to detect who is wear.

For sure they hack phones and have CCTV access and hidden cameras etc but there must be something else they're using to pinpoint these people with such extreme accuracy.

Perhaps - the way Mossad has compromised Iran is more of a security/hacking thing that is extremely high level but they don't actually have anyone extremely high up on board with them?

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

It'd be based as hell if this whole war was just an excuse for Trump to pull out of NATO by proving they won't lift a finger to help anyone, even in their own interests.

We should have pulled out of NATO a while ago the fact our "allies" aren't willing to assist us in reopening a major corridor used for commerce is further proof that Europe is cucked.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Trump briefed that Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay

>Incel Religion
>They are all gay
Like clockwork.

 

[teriyakiburns]

which is why it was a rather poor choice to throw our collective lot in with the most hateable group of people on the face of the planet,

Indians?

Iranian air defense is so bad that F/A-18s are doing strafing runs on targets.

Where Eagles BRRRRRRT

Oh, momma... Oh, baby... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... CORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

Brent's still over 100. Much sooner turn-around than I expected though. Maybe I should learn how to short.

 

[harmy.kook]

>Incel Religion
>They are all gay
Like clockwork.

I mean remember Islam is the same religion that has the cope of "it's not gay if he has no body hair"

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

We should have pulled out of NATO a while ago the fact our "allies" aren't willing to assist us in reopening a major corridor used for commerce is further proof that Europe is cucked.

Yea, because why wouldnt they want to help a country that just pulled most of its defensive capabilities out of Asia on a whim to fight a war they didn’t even feel the need to make up a justification for. Europe deserves getting shit on for many reasons but washing their hands of this shit ain’t one of em

 

[Surfin Terf]

You can't refute a single thing I've said.

I'll just wait for the US and Israel to "win" this conflict. Any day now. I'm sure it's going to be wrapped up soon in a very neat and tidy way.

Any day now...

America needs to

• topple the Islamic Repiblic
• install a secular western-style democracy
• stabilize the region for good
• within 2 weeks
• with no boots on the ground

or else @neger psykolog will consider it a loss. Am I getting that right?

This shit is such a retarded cope "oh well retarded shit happened to them before i was born so theyre allowed to be retarded now".
This is the same as black americans asking for reparations for slavery.

At least American slavery was an incredibly fucked up, massive institution that lasted for centuries. Whenever people cry about all the problems in Iran actually being the West's fault they keep on appealing to Project Ajax which was a fairly small CIA operation that received about $100,000 of funding and less than a year of planning and yet somehow justifies everything that Iran has been doing for the last 40 years.

No, they wouldn't. They refer to America as "Great Satan" for, as they see it, being Imperialistic. Nothing short of the US being a Muslim nation that acts in lockstep with them would make them friendly.

But it had also better be the right kind of Muslim

Trump briefed that Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay
https://nypost.com/2026/03/16/us-ne...reme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-is-probably-gay/ | https://archive.is/f1fBp

Mojtaba isn't dead or in a coma, he's hiding behind a gloryhole in Boystown, Chicago. But I have an even more shocking theory, Mojtaba isn't just gay, he's a tranny.
Point the first: He wears dresses and robes
Point the second: He was selected to be Supreme Ruler on International Women's Day.

Americans of all people should understand. If you send a bunch of prisoners to a remote island, it becomes a poo poo rape country. It's naturally unnatural that we became gayland. Gotta keep up tradition and keep smashing that bussy.

The state of Georgia was also established as a penal colony but they... actually, I can see your point.

I do not believe this. The IRGC wouldn't allow a gay man to be the effective head of the Basij and if he was gay, Raisi's helicopter crash wouldn't be the changing factor.

I cant believe I totally forgot about the president dying in a helicopter crash less than 2 years ago. Exciting times.

I saw some theory online that sounds semi-plausible.
Apparently the secret jew tech is microchips on the Iranians uniforms, and I guess sensors around the place to detect who is wear.

For sure they hack phones and have CCTV access and hidden cameras etc but there must be something else they're using to pinpoint these people with such extreme accuracy.

Perhaps - the way Mossad has compromised Iran is more of a security/hacking thing that is extremely high level but they don't actually have anyone extremely high up on board with them?

That sounds like the sort of urban legend that the Mossad would spread in order to make their targets more paranoid and waste time and money on pointlessly trying to fight it. On the other hand, two years ago I would have said the same thing if someone said that the Mossad had put explosives into Hezbollahs pagers.

 

[Daring DooDoo]

It'd be based as hell if this whole war was just an excuse for Trump to pull out of NATO by proving they won't lift a finger to help anyone, even in their own interests.

 

[Shadowmän]

Islam is just really whatever the fuck some old guys "interpret" of the quran.

 

[JeanRob1]

Islam is just really whatever the fuck some old guys "interpret" of the quran.

It's a shitty religion built on the 200 years old recollection of the ramblings of a mad pedophile bandit by tribal despots to justify their control on an empire that would crumble without violence. And still it vanished, and we're having to deal with their shit 1400 years later.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Apparently the secret jew tech is microchips on the Iranians uniforms, and I guess sensors around the place to detect who is wear.

For sure they hack phones and have CCTV access and hidden cameras etc but there must be something else they're using to pinpoint these people with such extreme accuracy.

This is jinn brain in action

The reason why they were able to track down iranian leaders is that the Iranian leaders were stripped of their cell phones and any personal electronics but their bodyguards were allowed to keep their cellphones so Israel targeted the bodyguards which have to be close to the person they are protecting

Nasrallah warned about this:

This all started in February, when Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah warned his fighters that Israeli intelligence was tracking their movements via their cellphones. “Israel no longer needs collaborators,” he warned. “Its surveillance devices are in your pockets. If you are looking for the Israeli agent, look at the phone in your hands and those of your wives and children.” Hezbollah then embarked on what it called a “blinding” strategy of using low-tech tools to evade Israel’s vaunted intelligence capabilities.

Hezbollah was only able to be damaged thanks to the pager operation. Hamas managed to avoid this entirely through direct landlines in tunnels which is part of the reason why oct 7th wasn't detected (other than pigheaded status quo yearning retards)

 

[Shadowmän]

It's a shitty religion built on the 200 years old recollection of the ramblings of a mad pedophile bandit by tribal despots to justify their control on an empire that would crumble without violence. And still it vanished, and we're having to deal with their shit 1400 years later.

Atleast Christianity is based on the ramblings of kind hearted jew that care for everybody.

 

[JeanRob1]

The reason why they were able to track down iranian leaders is that the Iranian leaders were stripped of their cell phones and any personal electronics but their bodyguards were allowed to keep their cellphones so Israel targeted the bodyguards which have to be close to the person they are protecting

It's absolutely retarded. Why are every fight between Israel and Muslims looking like Tom & Jerry ?

 

[neger psykolog]

America needs to

• topple the Islamic Repiblic
• install a secular western-style democracy
• stabilize the region for good
• within 2 weeks
• with no boots on the ground

or else @neger psykolog will consider it a loss. Am I getting that right?

It's interesting to see what people consider a "win" condition here.

I think there is a disconnect here that is vast and people assuming if the US just fucks off that things will be fine and dandy and the fact that like more than half the world is economically and resource-wise totally fucked won't have any impact on America.

IMHO a win can only really exist if they get new leadership to take over Iran which I don't think is going to happen. The US and "allies" in the region are driving through their resources to try and defend against Iran's very cheap and very effective drone army and in the interim the instability caused to the world stage by the Strait being closed will have severe ramifications on the US.

 

[JeanRob1]

a win can only really exist if they get new leadership to take over Iran which I don't think is going to happen

That's why the objective of the war is to destroy the IRGC enough to allow protesters to topple the regime. For now, protests are not happening since their leader Pahlavi and Trump asked them to stay safe at home. We know the population is loving what is happening to the country since the fake pro-regime protests against the US are mostly made of old people and are really small, while we're having every day videos of Iranians cheering explosions and bombs against the IRGC.
Once the regime forces are weakened enough and Iranians armed and ready, they will be allowed to do the regime change and they will made Iran a new pro-US ally in the region.