Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

WSJ reports Trump is about to announce the coalition that will free the Straight of Hormuz.

Imagine if China is one of them

 

[Mr.Bucket]

"I've played Battlefield 3, I know Kharg Island!"

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Imagine if China is one of them

The BRICSimps couldn't handle the cognitive dissonance of China going up against another member of BRICS. Imagine if Iran sinks a Chinese ship. Every good poster in this thread would be inundated with so many negrates from butt hurt BRICSimps.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

The BRICSimps couldn't handle the cognitive dissonance of China going up against another member of BRICS. Imagine if Iran sinks a Chinese ship. Every good poster in this thread would be inundated with so many negrates from butt hurt BRICSimps.

Its going to be interesting seeing all the countries that are in the coalition

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

The BRICSimps couldn't handle the cognitive dissonance of China going up against another member of BRICS. Imagine if Iran sinks a Chinese ship. Every good poster in this thread would be inundated with so many negrates from butt hurt BRICSimps.

>IRGC deploys its masterful Mosaic Doctrine empowering retards with heavy weapons to do whatever tf they want
>Chinese park their prize Liaowang-1 spy ship in the Gulf of Oman to feed Iran data
>Retard with an anti ship missile spots it and somehow hits it
>US wins yet again

 

[Just_Somebody]

Muslims unironically act more Jewish than Jews these days
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It's a repeat of the Gaza War. Muslims cheered on October 7-9, 2023, and then started crying to this very day that Gaza got skullfucked by Israel.

 

[Ghostse]

israel will never invade iran, too much distance through hostile territory

Plus the entire Arab world would freak out and unite against them. There is no way they would allow Israel to seize and hold that much territory outside of their current borders.

You are going several steps too far.
"Israel (pop. 10 million) will never invade Iran (pop. 90 million)"

Iran planned for a short asymmetric war?

Iran knows that the US lacks the forces to invade and hold. Israel lacks the population and is on the otherside of Iraq. So they figured on another 12 days war, and they could keep the war going through proxies like Hezbollah.

New weekend speech from Pahlavi, this time re: Iran's economy and how he'd handle it in the post-mullah period. Tl;dw - priorities will include dismantling the IRGC chokehold on the Iranian economy, getting money back from abroad & reconnecting to the global economy (presumably meaning getting sanctions removed, like Syria under AJ but much faster since Pahlavi isn't an ex-AQ emir) and dropping the Axis of Resistance + all the other malignant Islamist & far-leftist tumors taking the mullahs' moolah in favor of reinvesting in Iran & Iranians, with a special focus on unfucking their water/electricity/fuel situation. Again that's more than a little and kind of feels like putting the cart before the horse still, but I guess it's nice to know Pahlavi is both projecting confidence that the Islamists will fall & also at least is trying to plan for the Day After scenario.

I am likewise massively but I also trust the math. You remove the IRGC graft from the equation, and stop wasting money trying to be a nuclear power, and that easily fixes the budget.

The pro-regime Telegram accounts are getting more delusional by the day. "No air superiority!"

Now hold on. Those BROOOCS accounts aren't wrong. The US doesn't have Air Superiority. We have Air Supremacy.

But how can that be? I was assured it was destroyed six times.

Trump used the points gained from his Ayatollah kills to respawn it.

The public spat with Zelensky was so transparently to get Putin's trust to come to the table I am flabberghasted it wasn't just the direct headline.

The public spat with Zelensky was to bring Zelensky to heel. There are multiple Euro diplomats sourced as saying they hate dealing with him. The unspoken word is they have no fucking choice because they rotted their armies and imported muslims so Zelensky is what's between then and Russia r/n. Z-man can bully the Euros and they have to take it.

Zelensky, from negotiating with Biden's Corpse's state department thought he could likewise bully Trump. One temporary freeze of arms and intel later, and Zelensky is wearing suits to his meetings with Trump and placing orders for Patriots instead of begging for donos.

 

[Stupor Mario]

WSJ reports Trump is about to announce the coalition that will free the Straight of Hormuz.

Whatever you do, Trump, please do not call them the Coalition of the Willing.

 

[Account]

Whatever you do, Trump, please do not call them the Coalition of the Willing.

Sadly "The Coalition of Countries Who Are Doing This Because They Want Their Fucking Oil" was not appropriate to air on broadcast television.

 

[The Freak Who Lived]

Netanyahu is hated by everyone in the Israeli political sphere now

This is FUD. The people are OK with him.

his trial

This is more overblown than the trump situation.

 

[Evan Kor]

'Our enemies were in that town yesterday. Let's shoot it with WP today.' is kinda sus, ngl.

2 issues:
1) You'd have to be mentally retarded to believe anything that "sources" in the Middle East say. Especially unnamed sources.
2) There's literally nothing wrong with using WP against people who'd do the same thing in return.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Whatever you do, Trump, please do not call them the Coalition of the Willing.

The Group Of Anti-Terorist Sea Enforcers (The G.O.A.T.S.E coallition) is a blockade of ships designed to let trading ships pass through a very narrow, but secure passage.

 

[Pippa is a spic whore]

>"Muh 3 gorillion year old empire"
>gets buckbroken in 3 weeks
Why are sandniggers like this?

 

[Ayatollah Jomhani]

>"Muh 3 gorillion year old empire"
>gets buckbroken in 3 weeks
Why are sandniggers like this?

We posture like Persians and fight like Arabs!

 

[draggs]

'Our enemies were in that town yesterday. Let's shoot it with WP today.' is kinda sus, ngl.

WP should have no restrictions on its use except the general ones that apply to any weapon

 

[Mr.Bucket]

WP isn't a warcrime anyway, so pop-off, kings. Unless used to "cause undue suffering" on civvies. But that goes with any fire-based weaponry, apparently.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>"Muh 3 gorillion year old empire"
>gets buckbroken in 3 weeks
Why are sandniggers like this?

Inbreeding
Goat fucking
Pedophile worship?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Unfortunately, we're being punished alongside him. I'll take it if it means seeing him impaled on a pike.

Though, he might enjoy that...

Anyway:

UK looking at all options to secure Strait of Hormuz, says Miliband (live)

tl;dr Mad says the UK is going to do "anything" to secure the flow of oil through the strait, but never once mentions sending ships. He's probably going to try and convince everyone to build solar panels and windmills so we don't need oil any more.

That's his thing.

That and failing to understand how a sandwich works.

The UK might be losing worse than Iran.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

The Group Of Anti-Terorist Sea Enforcers (The G.O.A.T.S.E coallition) is a blockade of ships designed to let trading ships pass through a very narrow, but secure passage.

Prying open the passage, if you will.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Imagine if China is one of them

They will be there with full hearts and minds support to the degree their yellow Commie hands can provide.

At least it'll makes up in moral support for the utter lack of assistance Britain and France will provide. We won't talk about Canada and other heckin' important MIDDLE POWERS