Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Fred Herbert]

What the fuck are these retards even doing? They're just crashing into the entrances of random buildings and striking a definitely empty hangar.
They will never make drone kino like this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=53JTyWRz4-I

It’s why Muslims are bad at war. Instead of crashing their consumer-grade bomb robot into something like an electrical substation that’d cause actual disruption, they think “bombs explode. Bomb from sky blew up my town Mosque. My bomb robot can blow up building!!! Me win!!!” Unaware that their shitty hand grenade strapped to a quadcopter is capable only of causing superficial damage, resulting in a few extra shifts for the poor fuckers on building maintenance at the very worst.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I do find it funny that they're willing to sell oil as long as it's in Chinese dollars. They think they have any negotiating power. How are they going to? Close the streets with the imaginary Navy and Air Force. The Iranians should have closed the straits. Immediately during the start of the conflict. Shouldn't mind the shit out of it. But they didn't, because they're stupid.

 

[Shidoen]

I do find it funny that they're willing to sell oil as long as it's in Chinese dollars. They think they have any negotiating power. How are they going to? Close the streets with the imaginary Navy and Air Force. The Iranians should have closed the straits. Immediately during the start of the conflict. Shouldn't mind the shit out of it. But they didn't, because they're stupid.

Tbf most of their major leadership got sent to hell within less than a week.

 

[Dr J]

Turkish Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan told AP that Iran's new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is "alive and functioning" based on their information.

'Functioning' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

Also, can I point out the utter hilarity that a guy calling himself @Mr. Racewar1488 is providing better coverage on the fucking Iran War than most mainstream media sources?

 

[Foley]

What the fuck are these retards even doing? They're just crashing into the entrances of random buildings and striking a definitely empty hangar.
They will never make drone kino like this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=53JTyWRz4-I

"Don't you feel bad for both sides in this horrific war? Russians are people too!"

No I don't. And no, they are not.

 

[Foley]

It’s why Muslims are bad at war. Instead of crashing their consumer-grade bomb robot into something like an electrical substation that’d cause actual disruption, they think “bombs explode. Bomb from sky blew up my town Mosque. My bomb robot can blow up building!!! Me win!!!” Unaware that their shitty hand grenade strapped to a quadcopter is capable only of causing superficial damage, resulting in a few extra shifts for the poor fuckers on building maintenance at the very worst.

"Noo Abu Hajar don't!"

Remember this gem?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

A Iranian netizen on X shared the geolocation of all IRIB towers and satellite jamming stations located in northern Tehran, located around Jamshidieh Park, at the foothills of Kolakchal mountain.
GPS coordinates:
35.8278070, 51.4470944
35.8235785, 51.4453918
35.8244593, 51.4449546
35.8274036, 51.4529835
35.8275444, 51.4525627
35.8274525, 51.4517225
35.8290156, 51.4523891
35.8320731, 51.4516230


Damage in Central Israel following Missile launches against the country

0:02

Visual confirmation of a massive fire in Holon, Israel, after missile fragments fell into the city.

1:19

Iraqi resistance published footage showing FPV drone targeting the US Camp Victoria base near Baghdad airport.

Impact point of the Iraqi fiber optic FPV drone inside Camp Victoria, near Baghdad airport.

Coords: 33.263580, 44.213351

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

This has been a consistent bitch about American military doctrine for over a century. The French bitched about it in World War 1 when the US Army refused to participate in meat waves, and instead opted for combined arms and small until offensive, the Germans bitched about it in world war 2 in which American infantry refused to charge emplaced machine guns and instead were glorified air strike coordinators, and the Russians and Arabs have bitched about it since the end of World War 2 that America just refuses to meat grinder its troops and equipment like real men instead of cowards.

Remind me though, who is the global hegemony right now after a century of doing things our way?

It's inherently a European sort of complaint. We're an individualistic sort of people, we value ourselves more than the Europeans value their own people.

Also, we love a winner.

Regardless, it's good practice to be Hannibal and not Varro. Good tactics win battles and good logistics win wars. Losing unspeakable amounts of young men puts strain on the logistics of your next battle. We're not fighting next door, we're on the other side of the planet.

You're going to need to use that same 19 year old next week, so maybe don't send him head first into an entrenched position if it's not strictly necessary. Drop a fucking bomb on it.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I'm from England retard

Why would you ever admit something like that?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Sounds a little too at least at this point in time, but it's certainly more believable than all those "anonymous sources" from a few days ago saying the regime is stronger than ever.
Shame @Catch The Rainbow is currently doing his Sabbath thing, or I'd ask if he had any additional info.
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Ron Ben Yishai is a very good journalist, if he says something it's true. He was the one who told Ariel Sharon about the Sabra and Shatila massacre.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Ron Ben Yishai is a very good journalist, if he says something it's true. He was the one who told Ariel Sharon about the Sabra and Shatila massacre.

No wonder they're (allegedly) capitulating so hard on the Strait. They desperately want to make a deal ASAP before Trump and Israel finish the job.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Joint USAF/IAF airstrikes against Shiraz over the past few minutes.

 

[Zoobles]

Alright so go back to Birmingham and shove a kebab up your ass ingrate.

I think they call it an "arse" there

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[mindlessobserver]

It's inherently a European sort of complaint. We're an individualistic sort of people, we value ourselves more than the Europeans value their own people.

Also, we love a winner.

Regardless, it's good practice to be Hannibal and not Varro. Good tactics win battles and good logistics win wars. Losing unspeakable amounts of young men puts strain on the logistics of your next battle. We're not fighting next door, we're on the other side of the planet.

You're going to need to use that same 19 year old next week, so maybe don't send him head first into an entrenched position if it's not strictly necessary. Drop a fucking bomb on it.

There is always a Polandball to sum things like this. I love this one just for kts comparative utility, explaining US military doctrine and the nay sayers in this thread.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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The IDF having to bomb a bank is like an American pilot being ordered to bomb a Buc-ee's.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Tucker is about to get CIA'd after getting caught selling state secrets to Iran.
He's trying to get ahead of it by claiming it's all a gayop.

5:21

 

[Foley]

It's inherently a European sort of complaint. We're an individualistic sort of people, we value ourselves more than the Europeans value their own people.

This used to be the case, but let's be real: the reason why European militaries and European resolve is so weak these days, is the fact that they are so individualistic. Nationalism taboo in Germany, Britain and France are not that far off. They will hack your head off if you insult them in a football game, but other than that, they have been more than happy to surrender to immigrants, and let their militaries rot (aside from France, they have done a decent job).

Like even Britain was so much different 20 years ago, when Afghanistan and Iraq began. Britain was right there with US, with a pretty hefty contribution. Today? Starmer has to make a pathetic speech of even allowing US planes to land on British bases to help defend Gulf allies, and even that is met with a heavy backlash.

The only people in Europe still stuck up in the 1930s, are Russians. They seemingly won't give a shit, no matter how many are wasted in their useless war in Ukraine.

 

[1999 prick]

I do find it funny that they're willing to sell oil as long as it's in Chinese dollars. They think they have any negotiating power. How are they going to? Close the streets with the imaginary Navy and Air Force. The Iranians should have closed the straits. Immediately during the start of the conflict. Shouldn't mind the shit out of it. But they didn't, because they're stupid.

Their strategy at the moment is to just throw drones at any ships trying to pass (even their own) as they lost both intel and communication capabilities.
I also have a feeling they lost their finance guys because almost always the Iranians accepted US dollars for their crude, not only because of the currency’s strength but its wide acceptance across the world.

 

[Zoobles]

The IDF having to bomb a bank is like an American pilot being ordered to bomb a Buc-ee's.

to be fair, the Iranian Rial has no monetary value anymore so I think a Jew pilot can find the strength to push the button