Ok, time to lay some 411 - My thesis on how Chrono Trigger was a blight on American politics and culture.
Chrono Trigger is a game where you play a teenage retard who has to stop a big space hedgehog from sucking off earth. This space hedgehog is an alien who jacked off on the planet, made humans, then needs to eat them because uh… things? Anywho, this simplistic story is indicative of the shallow culture of the 90s that lead to the SJW movement and where every commercial was about AIDS and it shouldn’t be scary. Chrono trigger had no higher plot then this and was foundational to the ethical swill guidelines that reinforce all faggotry you see today. Sex bad. Friendship and empathy are the only qualities that one must have. You can’t have revenge because some goth turned you into a furry. The criminal justice system is always stacked against minorities. The rich will build a homosexual sky castle filled with yuppies. Basically, idea poison.
Also, the hot caveman chick never shows her boobs.
It took the spotlight from better philosophical games like xenogears, which asked deep questions like “Could you put god in a battery ?” And “If some cuck wants to res his fat Reddit wife, will he destroy earth to do so? Also, can you beat off your own grandpa?” Which would have resulted in improving American culture if it had the same popularity. Also it showed boobs, penis and ass.
In short, Chrono Trigger was bedrock to the 90s social justice movement.
