Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Ah yes the denying responsibility defense when youre hurling out missles and drones indiscriminately. Its really suspicious, suspicious that the Iranians think we are as retarded as them.

A top Mossad team snuck into Iran, commandeered an IRGC drone launcher, and launched the Shahed at Oman. This is all a part of The Plan, goyim, you wouldn't understand.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Ah yes the denying responsibility defense when youre hurling out missles and drones indiscriminately. Its really suspicious, suspicious that the Iranians think we are as retarded as them.

it works well enough for russia, cant blame iran for trying it too

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

A top Mossad team snuck into Iran, commandeered an IRGC drone launcher, and launched the Shahed at Oman. This is all a part of The Plan, goyim, you wouldn't understand.

Yes this is a gayop against the Iranians by the Zionest state of Israel and the United States. Man I hope we dont dox the location of there enriched uranium.

 

[CIS White Droid]

U.S. tanker ‘Safesea Vishnu’

Once again the writers of this season are a little too on the nose.

 

[aphaln]

Hezbollah publishes footage of last night's launches, this footage seems unique as all of their other videos usually just show cut clips of the launches and end it there, this footage is more raw.

3:48

 

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Wyświetl załącznik 8689562
Well Iran is but who cares what they think

>if American troops are killed
Even the Iranians are admitting that more American troops getting killed is a hypothetical at this point
What stage of the war is "It remains possible that we might kill one of your guys before you destroy our whole country"?

 

[Burnt Fish]

Place your bets lads, will it not ever actually happen, will it be AI, will it be a body double?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Hezbollah publishes footage of last night's launches, this footage seems unique as all of their other videos usually just show cut clips of the launches and end it there, this footage is more raw.

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Hasan already blowing his load to this video as we speak

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

0:41

Reports confirm that all six THAAD launchers stationed at the U.S. base in Seongju, South Korea, are being withdrawn and redeployed to the Middle East.


The cardboard Ayatollah will be giving a speech shortly. Reportedly, he will be flanked by two assistants who are most definitely NOT pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with his body.


The IDF has issued an urgent evacuation warning to residents of Beirut's southern suburbs: Haret Hreik, Ghobeiri, Laylaki, Hadath, Burj al-Barajneh, Hawtat al-Ghadir, and Chiyah.

 

[aphaln]

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Place your bets lads, will it not ever actually happen, will it be AI, will it be a body double?

Let's hope it's similar to that speech Khamenei was gonna put out on the first day of the war

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Reports confirm that all six THAAD launchers stationed at the U.S. base in Seongju, South Korea, are being withdrawn and redeployed to the Middle East.

Were they actually doing anything there or were they just sitting around on a base for a rainy day, because I haven't heard any news about Kimmy boy in a while.

 

[RetardMaxxer]

Were they actually doing anything there or were they just sitting around on a base for a rainy day, because I haven't heard any news about Kimmy boy in a while.

It was deterrence. It also took a lot of political and economic fallout to put there. China was pissed and now south Korea + gulf states dont trust us to defend them anymore

 

[Freezard]

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Footage shows the moment Iran struck the U.S. tanker ‘Safesea Vishnu’ in the Persian Gulf last night.

I mean not that anybody suspected otherwise from a company that calls its boat Vishnu.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Were they actually doing anything there or were they just sitting around on a base for a rainy day, because I haven't heard any news about Kimmy boy in a while.

Kim Jong un got his nina, cause you know he straight trippin'.


He's grooming his daughter (she's under age, calm down boys) to replacement him instead of his sister so when he dies of being fat there'll be a civil war to decide which woman will run Best Korea. North Korea is stable for now and unlikely to try anything. China doesn't want them chimping out and Rocket Boy has seen what we did in Venezuela and Iran and knows he's in even worse shape.

 

[autistic dog]

>if American troops are killed
Even the Iranians are admitting that more American troops getting killed is a hypothetical at this point
What stage of the war is "It remains possible that we might kill one of your guys before you destroy our whole country"?

American thumbs will soon suffer carpal tunnel from pressing the missile launch button. Feel the dull sting of Allah's wrath!

 

[aphaln]

IDF Publishes footage of strikes on Iranian soldiers loading a UAV launchers and UAV stockpiles

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Spoiler: IDF Statement

After seriously damaging the Iranian terror regime's missile array, over the past few days the IDF has expanded its strikes on the regime’s UAV array.

During one of the waves of strikes, the Israeli Air Force identified operatives from the regime’s UAV array as they were arming an aircraft and preparing to launch it toward the State of Israel.

After quickly closing the loop, the Israeli Air Force targeted the launcher and its operatives, preventing a planned UAV launch toward the State of Israel.

So far, the IDF has dismantled over 250 UAVs across Iran. In addition, many UAV array commanders and operatives responsible for numerous launches toward the State of Israel were eliminated.

The IDF continues to operate around the clock to dismantle infrastructure and eliminate operatives related to the Iranian regime’s ballistic missiles and UAV array in western Iran in order to reduce the scope of fire toward Israeli territory.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

and now south Korea + gulf states dont trust us to defend them anymore

Because we moved six missile launchers to a hot conflict going on right now instead of leaving them to collect dust in a country that's currently at peace over fears of a hypothetical future attack?

That seems a bit pessimistic.

 

[BigJoey41X]

Imagine being Khamenei Jr. right now, you were just chillin in your compound or some shit, enjoying life as the son of a head of state, them BAM, you, your father, and some of your family get bombed to shit, you survived but severely wounded, while you are trying to recover, you just found out you're the next Ayatollah and you're basically now a the top marked man of the US and Israeli military apparatus.

 

[Nopenopenope]

I'm starting to think this war isn't going to end the way orange nigger and king kike are expecting. As smashed up as Iran is getting, there seems to be no indication the Islamic regime is willing to surrender. Whenever sandniggers think Allah is on their side they are willing to martyr themselves and their people no matter how bleak things are. They are publicly stating that any civilian indicating support for the end of the republic will be killed and their families too, which will stop any potential internal regime change because not many people want to risk their lives when it's easier to just leave for another country.

All the surrounding states that are getting missiles and drones launched at them, fucking up their oil revenues, at least so far seem unwilling to commit their own forces or retaliate against Iran. Again is this because they are fellow Muslims I don't know, or maybe it's because they don't actually have much in the way of military force? Either way, if the US hope to be able to pull out of the area at some point there is going to have to be more than just Israel as a deterrent for Iran/Hezbollah/Hamas to just start shit again. Cue Trump stood in front of a Mission Accomplished banner like Bush.

As much as Trump is stating oil is going to drop bigly, I don't see why that will be the case. Even the threat of one active missile site is enough for ship insurance to eat into the profit margin of any cargo, which needs to be recouped somehow. Strategic oil reserves aren't enough to change anything. Pulling more oil out of Venezuela is going to take time and money so that won't offset it either.

Anything can change I guess, but Trump better hope what he is saying is going to happen because a new forever war and higher gas prices is going to fuck him at the midterms.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

It's nice of Iran to still be restraining themselves. If they wanted to, they could easily release super-secret mega-drones.

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