💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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- Andy calls them diapers literally his entire 40 years of life.
- Someone on the farms mentions that nurses would never call them diapers.
- All the sudden Andy mysteriously posts that 'nurses would never call my diapers 'diapers.'"

We need the lightbringer one more time for this one: HMMMMMM?
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The fact that he's suddenly keeping his comments locked tells me that he knows he's full of shit. The last actual comment I've seen on his page was on the post about him having a 400 Elo in bullet chess a while back. Someone responded along the lines of "Why are you bragging, 400 Elo isn't shit." Andy quickly either hid or deleted the comment, and shortly after that, he locked down his comments. I'm not sure why that commenter would even respond, because Baby Amby is convinced that he's a gifted chess player, so of course he's going to hide a comment from someone who (claims to) bounce around between 1800 and 2000 Elo.
 
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The fact that he's suddenly keeping his comments locked tells me that he knows he's full of shit. The last actual comment I've seen on his page was on the post about him having a 400 Elo in bullet chess a while back. Someone responded along the lines of "Why are you bragging, 400 Elo isn't shit." Andy quickly either hid or deleted the comment, and shortly after that, he locked down his comments. I'm not sure why that commenter would even respond, because Baby Amby is convinced that he's a gifted chess player, so of course he's going to hide a comment from someone who (claims to) bounce around between 1800 and 2000 Elo.
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He had them open for a long time so he could sympathy bait people. "Mah boolies are so mean to po' old baby amdy..." Now he keeps them closed so he can say "I had to close them because they were so mean to po' widdle amdy..."

but the reality is the chat was countering shit he said with other stuff he'd said and it hurts his grift. Andy has to appear like an innocent retard to the casual observer and even mild criticism is bad for him now since the timeline's out there, people are following him to post replies to counter his BS...

Andy knows that his grift is getting worse and worse returns and people are figuring him out faster and faster. Now with APS openly saying 'yeah your IQ is 93 and you don't need diapers, and you just want attention' things are just going to get worse for Andy.
 
Every day I pray the fuggle infection finally takes one of his legs so Andy has to spend the very short remainder of his life before he slips into complete mcdouble and candy bar induced organ failure scooting around in a fat cart filming himself screaming at cars like mobility mary
 
Yamcha's Only Fan powiedział(a):
He had them open for a long time so he could sympathy bait people. "Mah boolies are so mean to po' old baby amdy..." Now he keeps them closed so he can say "I had to close them because they were so mean to po' widdle amdy..."

but the reality is the chat was countering shit he said with other stuff he'd said and it hurts his grift. Andy has to appear like an innocent retard to the casual observer and even mild criticism is bad for him now since the timeline's out there, people are following him to post replies to counter his BS...

Andy knows that his grift is getting worse and worse returns and people are figuring him out faster and faster. Now with APS openly saying 'yeah your IQ is 93 and you don't need diapers, and you just want attention' things are just going to get worse for Andy.
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The irony here is that by disabling comments, Andy's going to lose views, which in turn means that he's not going to get dat 'tention when he's trying to whip up Internet lynch mobs to get him dat help. Most people won't watch channels that forbid them from engaging with others. Dunking on him in the comments is the ONLY reason anyone watches his videos.
 
malt_liquor powiedział(a):
Every day I pray the fuggle infection finally takes one of his legs so Andy has to spend the very short remainder of his life before he slips into complete mcdouble and candy bar induced organ failure scooting around in a fat cart filming himself screaming at cars like mobility mary
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I think I have brought this up, but I'm a little surprised andy hasn't tried to get a mobility scooter.

"Amdy has neurological pwoblems and forgot how to use legs... carry amdy to changing table..."

JacksSenseOfDread powiedział(a):
The irony here is that by disabling comments, Andy's going to lose views, which in turn means that he's not going to get dat 'tention when he's trying to whip up Internet lynch mobs to get him dat help. Most people won't watch channels that forbid them from engaging with others. Dunking on him in the comments is the ONLY reason anyone watches his videos.
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Well, andy doesn't care about views. views hurt him now, since it helps draw in... well, us and other trolls. He'd prefer to go back to being a barely known malingerer since it would mean less people know about him.

Him closing the comments is just him sticking his finger in the dyke, to use an old saying. He's not going to find well wishers and the suicidally empathetic at the same rate as before. As I said caregivers know he's fake, he's running out of options, and sooner or later he'll just be a fat man who got kicked out of a homeless shelter because he smeared the wall with shit.

His best option is to flee to california. they'd love him there.
 
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I have absolutely no idea why he's had an obsession with faking having a job lately

Well. It could actually be true. Places love scamming the government to be glorified daycare centers for retards. For all I know he could be at one of those puddinghead job centers putting a single piece of paper into an envelope (1 each hour) while using the rest of the time to screech at people and talk about his shitty ass.

Do I think it's true? Not really. But he has knuckledeep into every social service at his disposal. Which nobody there seems to find weird at all.

People in PA need to be seriously fired for their ineptitude
 
A-Stump powiedział(a):
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I have absolutely no idea why he's had an obsession with faking having a job lately

Well. It could actually be true. Places love scamming the government to be glorified daycare centers for retards. For all I know he could be at one of those puddinghead job centers putting a single piece of paper into an envelope (1 each hour) while using the rest of the time to screech at people and talk about his shitty ass.

Do I think it's true? Not really. But he has knuckledeep into every social service at his disposal. Which nobody there seems to find weird at all.

People in PA need to be seriously fired for their ineptitude
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Seems like people around that area are bleeding heart retards and retard lovers
If that fake monkey tried that getting people fired shit in the south hed get shot
Nobody will wipe your ass andy
 
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I have absolutely no idea why he's had an obsession with faking having a job lately

Well. It could actually be true. Places love scamming the government to be glorified daycare centers for retards. For all I know he could be at one of those puddinghead job centers putting a single piece of paper into an envelope (1 each hour) while using the rest of the time to screech at people and talk about his shitty ass.

Do I think it's true? Not really. But he has knuckledeep into every social service at his disposal. Which nobody there seems to find weird at all.

People in PA need to be seriously fired for their ineptitude
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Honestly, having a job HURTS his retard grift, so once again andy's shooting himself in the foot. He's showing he's competent and doesn't need HALP.

Of course, andy thrives on confusing the system and he loves having his ego stroked. he goes through these cycles of 'I'm as helpless as a baby bird and can't even cross a street' to 'I'm competent and super talented!'

So I think him getting footage of him working (real or not) is so he can use this information when it suits him.

he needs to be retarded? "Look, i got fired because I couldn't do it!"
he needs to seem competent? "See, i could hold a job if I tried!"

'course, I don't think andy has a job at all and this is just more larping, like how he 'got moved to a group home' when he's obviously still in the crack shack.

Hulku powiedział(a):
Seems like people around that area are bleeding heart retards and retard lovers
If that fake monkey tried that getting people fired shit in the south hed get shot
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Obi-wan voice: "Who's more retarded, the retard, or the retard who enables him?"
 
Since the fat, egg-headed manbaby Andy Ditch doesn't seem to understand helpful advice written in text and needs guides on how to change his "diapers", here's a helpful youtube video for him!
(this video, I'm told, is exactly the kind of training guide used in-person as well as for online training of CNAs - no that's not a corpse it's a weird rubber doll thingy lol)

Andy, note the following: the teacher never once says diaper, always brief. Note how the teacher uses a privacy curtain. The curtain is for "Resident Dignity." Similarly, calling it a "diaper" is NOT caring for their dignity. It is always called an "incontinence brief" or "pull-up" or "incontinence pad" or some other euphemism. Diapers are for babies. Adults get brief changes. Always. Calling it a diaper means you have a disgusting, anti-social fetish and the sooner the entire world realizes you're just trying to get off, the better everyone in healthcare will be.
 
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Seems like people around that area are bleeding heart retards and retard lovers
If that fake monkey tried that getting people fired shit in the south hed get shot
Nobody will wipe your ass andy
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Erie, PA is broke. All the industries left a long time ago. For a while, Erie was the place you'd go for tax free shopping at outlet malls, but Amazon killed that. Now services and healthcare are the only things keeping Erie alive. Amdy is somewhat valuable in that regard, because he can bring in funding.

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I have absolutely no idea why he's had an obsession with faking having a job lately
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It's yet another autism prop scenario, and yet another Baby Amdy fuckup.

His 83 IQ, CTE addled brain cannot grasp that a person who is so profoundly disabled that they need a Speak N' Spell, diapers, and a wrangler wouldn't be working. There are plenty of autists working as cart pushers, couriers, janitors, etc., and the only things they need are simplified instructions.

ETA: Waymint... he says "bus" and that's clearly a taxi/van floor liner and seatback. The "Andrew" also looks shopped/generated.

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I think I have brought this up, but I'm a little surprised andy hasn't tried to get a mobility scooter.
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That wouldn't be an autism prop, or at least not the kind he wants.

Autism is a spectrum, ranging from "A bit spergy and socially awkward" to "Nonverbal, screeching, hand-flapping, pants-shitting retard in a power wheelchair and hockey helmet who communicates through a Speak N' Spell". The latter has no freedom, and lives their life in one of the few remaining mental hospitals, a long-term care nursing home, or if they're fortunate enough to have rich family, 24/7 homecare.

Amdy's so stupid, he doesn't realize that a spectrum isn't a buffet- you can't claim to be a chess savant (yet another fucking prop), and also be a selectively nonverbal pants shitter. His goal is a sexy nurse-concubine with a scat fetish, and there is no scenario in which he gets that without dropping the savant act, and actually going full retard.
 
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Andy uses the word "diaper" the same way he says "potty trained", "teddy bear", etc. He loves to use infantalizing language because it turns him on. "Amdy is NAWT a baybeeee! Im an adult!" Is also just childlike, he wants to sound like a little kid arguing with his "daddy" about being a "grown up". Its all disgusting and obvious to anyone who has ever been around profoundly autistic people before. Never in my life have I seen someone with level 2 or 3 autism yet act like Andy. You'd think with all his free time to research this he'd get the method acting down a little better
 
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That wouldn't be an autism prop, or at least not the kind he wants.
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True, and I know its not an autism prop, but someone so autistic that they shit themselves wouldn't be playing fortnite and quoting legal terms. Andy is, at his core, a lazy little deviant who wants to life rent free with a free 'mommy' to ABDL roleplay with him all day. I could see him trying to get a mobility scooter because that week he didn't feel like walking. like how he was saying for a week that he was legally blind because 'oh my vision is like, constantly 20x mode on my phone!' or when he said he was time blind directly after he was caught marking down to the minute the time between his caregivers changing shifts. or, still my personal favorite, when he was claiming to be in line for an experimental pacemaker for his colon.

Andy likes to lie. He likes to lie because he loves tricking people because it makes him feel smart.

.mollys. powiedział(a):
Andy uses the word "diaper" the same way he says "potty trained", "teddy bear", etc. He loves to use infantalizing language because it turns him on. "Amdy is NAWT a baybeeee! Im an adult!" Is also just childlike, he wants to sound like a little kid arguing with his "daddy" about being a "grown up". Its all disgusting and obvious to anyone who has ever been around profoundly autistic people before. Never in my life have I seen someone with level 2 or 3 autism yet act like Andy. You'd think with all his free time to research this he'd get the method acting down a little better
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Yup. its why for all this time andy has only ever called them diapers.
 
.mollys. powiedział(a):
Andy uses the word "diaper" the same way he says "potty trained", "teddy bear", etc. He loves to use infantalizing language because it turns him on. "Amdy is NAWT a baybeeee! Im an adult!" Is also just childlike, he wants to sound like a little kid arguing with his "daddy" about being a "grown up". Its all disgusting and obvious to anyone who has ever been around profoundly autistic people before. Never in my life have I seen someone with level 2 or 3 autism yet act like Andy. You'd think with all his free time to research this he'd get the method acting down a little better
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Speaking of teddy bear, IIRC it's just a weighted bear (surprise surprise, another fucking quasi-medical prop), and he films with his phone.

Somewhere along the line, in the patient reports, hospital staff blurred "Pt. always carries a teddy bear and a recording device" into "Pt always carries a teddy bear which is a concealed recording device".

I don't think Amdy has the skills to pop a seam, put in a camera and battery compartment, and stitch the bear back up- and it might not fit with the weight, which is also the prop.

Is there a Teddy Cam video I missed, because the hospital ones I have seen, he's filming with the phone in his hand.

As for medical device spergin', autists struggle with fine motor control, rather than gross. A mobility scooter wouldn't be an autism prop, but a full on power chair with blow pipe and AAC mount would. He'd love trying to scam one of those!

It also means Amdy fake, because it's almost like thermal pasting a CPU, and snapping it to a motherboard without bending any pins... requires fine motor skills!
 
Spawn of Dangerhair powiedział(a):
Speaking of teddy bear, IIRC it's just a weighted bear (surprise surprise, another fucking quasi-medical prop), and he films with his phone.

Somewhere along the line, in the patient reports, hospital staff blurred "Pt. always carries a teddy bear and a recording device" into "Pt always carries a teddy bear which is a concealed recording device".

I don't think Amdy has the skills to pop a seam, put in a camera and battery compartment, and stitch the bear back up- and it might not fit with the weight, which is also the prop.

Is there a Teddy Cam video I missed, because the hospital ones I have seen, he's filming with the phone in his hand.

As for medical device spergin', autists struggle with fine motor control, rather than gross. A mobility scooter wouldn't be an autism prop, but a full on power chair with blow pipe and AAC mount would. He'd love trying to scam one of those!

It also means Amdy fake, because it's almost like thermal pasting a CPU, and snapping it to a motherboard without bending any pins... requires fine motor skills!
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I don't know if there's ever been evidence of his teddy bear being a recording device. He is well known as recording everyone and did so with a spy pen at least once. He has actually been caught using a second phone and leaving it in places to record people.
 
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I don't know if there's ever been evidence of his teddy bear being a recording device. He is well known as recording everyone and did so with a spy pen at least once. He has actually been caught using a second phone and leaving it in places to record people.
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That one I do remember!

IIRC it was one of Tom or Joe's old phones, and his line of thinking is that they would get in trouble if the second phone was discovered after Baby Amdy made a big show of turning off his main phone.
 
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