🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[The Queen of Autists]

Bitch gotta stand up first, you could drive halfway across the country before she gets up

She could probably tip over onto them as long as she keeps the element of surprise and doesn’t yell out “Timber!”

 

[HexBawxUno]

J IG:
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Corissa IG:
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I struggled to tell Corissa apart from Lindy West. (Corissa is squintier and more floopy-doopy.)

Meghan makes that decent sized (000? it’s not a dreadnought or jumbo) guitar look like a ukulele.

Corissa always going for the dainty femme horse kick.

 

[Simpers]

They’re both far huger in these recent pics than they are in my imagination, which is really saying something. Juliana doesn’t even look humanoid anymore

 

[FarmVille]

Kansas has sent letters to all trans residents telling them that per a new law, their licenses are invalid as of today. If Juliana received this letter, you know she'd post it all over social media for victim points. I suspect she's only trans when she can scam money out of the community and never updated her legal documents.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article314844596.html

Too fat to drive

Too fat to stand in line at the DMV

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

As for Corissa, requiring accurate sex-based identification is not the same as “not letting them live!” I can think of multiple scenarios in which being able to quickly and accurately determine a person’s biological sex would be important.

You forget, a central tenet of the modern tranny rights movement is that calling a troon or a pooner by their correct name and sex will drive them to suicide, therefore misgendering them is violence:
Deadnaming and misgendering of trans people puts trans lives at risk
Your words can cost the lives of trans kids

So getting accurate IDs is LITERALLY GENOCIDE.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Breadbear]

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I'm surprised, not all of that can be deep-fried

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I'm surprised, not all of that can be deep-fried

Corissa is one of the few deathfats we see on here who does like to eat vegetables. Or at least post photos of vegetables she’s grown. Her problem is the ungodly amounts of Dr Pepper she drinks and the rest of her diet.

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

Corissa has come a long way from the days when chopping and cooking vegetables would trigger her totally real restrictive dieting disorder and PTSD about that time she was almost a normal human weight for a couple of months. She's really grown a lot in the past five years, our little Coco.

 

[multiverse]

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I'll give her this: Corissa has a genuine hobby, which she enjoys, that gets her out of the house and moving around. I was surprised when she took up gardening and expected her to lose interest rapidly when she found out ot was hard work, but here she is, doing it year after year. If she had more things to enjoy, like she enjoys gardening, she might find that she has a personality aside from being unapologetically fat.

She won't, because she's first and foremost a dedicated food addict, but I'd be happy for her if she did.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'll give her this: Corissa has a genuine hobby, which she enjoys, that gets her out of the house and moving around. I was surprised when she took up gardening and expected her to lose interest rapidly when she found out ot was hard work, but here she is, doing it year after year. If she had more things to enjoy, like she enjoys gardening, she might find that she has a personality aside from being unapologetically fat.

She won't, because she's first and foremost a dedicated food addict, but I'd be happy for her if she did.

Clusterbees are all crazy about gardening. For whatever reason, it's the exact combination of purpose and identity that they need to quell their drama-starting urges, and I should hope that psychs already know that and try to steer them towards it.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Clusterbees are all crazy about gardening. For whatever reason, it's the exact combination of purpose and identity that they need to quell their drama-starting urges, and I should hope that psychs already know that and try to steer them towards it.

Supposedly there are microbes in garden soil that boost serotonin when inhaled or absorbed through skin. It sounds like bullshit, but it tracks observationally.

 

[Poopfart]

Clusterbees are all crazy about gardening. For whatever reason, it's the exact combination of purpose and identity that they need to quell their drama-starting urges, and I should hope that psychs already know that and try to steer them towards it.

“Clusterbees” is way too cute of a word to be used for cluster b’s

 

[multiverse]

“Clusterbees” is way too cute of a word to be used for cluster b’s

How about "clusterfucks"

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[pooterino]

Having just watched a video of J's strange, Staypuft Marshmallow Man-like forearms from August 2025 and from seeing this photo...



...my brain can only come up with one thought:

Spoiler

I mean for the love of all that is holy, look at that gunt. What is the highest weight that is known for J?

 

[UncleTusky]

What is the highest weight that is known for J?

Only 'over 500 pounds', meaning a BMI over 91.4, and that was all the way back in 2021.

I would be shocked if she weighed under 600 elbees today, fat is less dense than muscle or bone and the fatter someone gets the more s/he needs to gain for it to be noticeable.

 

[I call shenanigans]

What is the highest weight that is known for J?

Only 'over 500 pounds', meaning a BMI over 91.4, and that was all the way back in 2021.

She claimed the same back in 2024, but the reality is she’s continued gaining all this time.

Juliana gives her thoughts on no Fat Camp for 2025 and admits her weight and BMI.

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ETA: Looking at that photo I’m wondering just how many tits she was planning on getting chopped off during her failed attempt to get top surgery. The ones in the bralette, or the ones hanging underneath.

 

[expert legos]

I'll give her this: Corissa has a genuine hobby, which she enjoys, that gets her out of the house and moving around. I was surprised when she took up gardening and expected her to lose interest rapidly when she found out ot was hard work, but here she is, doing it year after year. If she had more things to enjoy, like she enjoys gardening, she might find that she has a personality aside from being unapologetically fat.

She won't, because she's first and foremost a dedicated food addict, but I'd be happy for her if she did.

I'm never sure how much of this I believe, because I still remember the one year she admitted that her depression caused her to abandon all of it after just a few weeks.

Corissa seems to love presenting big projects that just kind of get limited mentions as time goes on. By the way, did they ever get a floor in their bathroom?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

a video of J's strange, Staypuft Marshmallow Man-like forearms from August 2025

Mesmerizing in the worst way. Her hands look like when I was a kid and used to fill up latex gloves with water to use as water balloons.

did they ever get a floor in their bathroom?

I was wondering this the other day, and I strongly suspect no. Coco said they hadn't put down flooring in the renovated bathroom because they were going to replace the floor in the entire house later in the year (2025). But the house still has that patch of plywood in the middle of the old wood floor, per the most recent photos showing the house.

I guess at least Coco can garden mushrooms in the soft corners of the subfloor.