🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Disposition: CERTIFIED TO GRAND JURY

HE IS FUCKED

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CAPIAS ISSUED. ARRESTED, GOING TO JAIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW

NO DEWD WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE LAST ONE?!

 

[King George III]

Oh my god dewd, oh my fucking god dewd fuck I'm gonna fuck uh DEWD why do the coursts NEVER LET HIM WIN? This is so wrong guys

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

David Bowie - Space Oddity

o7

 

[N Man]

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. It was an honor to laugh with you, ladies and gents. See you sometime in the future when Austin is released. In the meantime, let ratdad enjoy his silence, because it won't be eternal.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Bossman just needs the Dream Team like OJ. "Evil Eddie hired the police to plant that crack on my client. We will hear testimony about how Officer Johnson sprinkled crack on my client during his arrest. If the rock doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

I don't doubt he or his family can probably raise like 100k for the lawyer if they crowdfund it.
Imagine dear feeder's reaction when people in this thread raise that amount and they won't even shell out the remaining 300$ a month to keep the forum running forever.

 

[LePigeon]

Court Sesh : Rigged
Balance : 0 Eth
That Pussy : Not Nice
Elf status : Genocided
Season 8 : It's Over

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

OHHHH MOTHER… I CAN FEEL THE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD…

 

[Looney Troons]

Hopefully they see not only the black on his hands, but also the black in his heart, and show him some leniency. He’s just a product of his environment. A victim of circumstance. The school system in Virginia failed him. Certainly he is due some reparations for everything he has lost. They need people like him so that they can point their finger and say that’s the bad guy.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Disposition: CERTIFIED TO GRAND JURY

HE IS FUCKED

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CAPIAS ISSUED. ARRESTED, GOING TO JAIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

Austin Curtis Peterson A.K.A. BossmanJack is currently on trial for fucking your mom so hard she had to go to the hospital.

He straight up murdered your mom's pussy bro.

 

[Catastrophically Retarded]

Are we okay?

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

The Jury finds the defendant guilty... of offline gambling.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

Hes in jail

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[Party Hat Wurmple]

RIP Bossman, I wasn't a frequent viewer or friend of this thread but it's been real.

 

[Stunner900]

Hes in jail

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It’s over bros.

 

[Looney Troons]

The Jury finds the defendant guilty... of offline gambling.

Firing squad

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Hes in jail

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THAT WAS 2025 NOT 2026, RAT

 

[Major]

Is it possible to contain bossman? There is no jail that can hold him for long

 

[Overmind]

Look at that streak of 9 AM continuances. There must be a gamba joke here.

They flipped the fucking switch man

PS., this is what you get for gambling offline nigger

 

[MonsterSteve]

The Grand Jury is gonna FUCK HIS DAY UP. I was in one for 3-4 months and they SHOW YOU EVERYTHING. Every little piece of evidence. The 20+ people in that room will be seeing his gamba vids with NIGGER in the background and probably think he had something to do with that lmao. Yea he's fucked. Not sure what he expected just going crack crazy a week after he got home from rehab.