🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Blue Miaplacidus]

All this cause bro didn't want to do a little time away from the crackarooski. RIP BMJ RIP GKC, TMDNWU

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

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Disposition: CERTIFIED TO GRAND JURY

HE IS FUCKED

THIS IS IT ...BOSSMANJACK JAIL SAGA.

 

[AN/ALR56]

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Disposition: CERTIFIED TO GRAND JURY

HE IS FUCKED

Can some lawyer like @Potentially Criminal explain how fucked he could be in layman's terms? Ok thx.

 

[Unfortunate Reality]

Grand Jury will be filled with rats.... this is so messed up dewd.

 

[Akran]

The elfs dead dewd, i'll be outside...

 

[Pitckus]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

He murdered your mom’s pussy.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

 

[Blackstar]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

OH MRS BARONVONBONK, DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE

 

[FILTH Tourist]

God be with you, Bossman! We will be sure to smuggle in a phone so you can keep making content from behind bars.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

He won too much and the casino had to take him out, shit is so rigged.

 

[Spergichu]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

The grand jury isn't gonna indict hin, there gonna look at this promising young man and see the worst thing he did is smoke a little crack, play a bit of the chicken game online and smack his parents around to keep them in line.

 

[Lian Xing]

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Look at that streak of 9 AM continuances. There must be a gamba joke here.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Bossman just needs the Dream Team like OJ. "Evil Eddie hired the police to plant that crack on my client. We will hear testimony about how Officer Johnson sprinkled crack on my client during his arrest. If the rock doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

 

[Jace on ice]

Can some lawyer like @Potentially Criminal explain how fucked he could be in layman's terms? Ok thx.

Tl'dr he is the most guilty man alive and he's also a white guy who is broadly unsympathetic and unlikable. Meaning a jury will assfuck him.

During jury selection the prosecution will likely strike until they have a very conservative jury full of law and order types who are not going to take kindly to a repeat felon.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I'm in shock bros. This can't be happening. I thought we were ok...

 

[N Man]

edit

CAPIAS ISSUED. ARRESTED, GOING TO JAIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Makes you wonder if they were finally tired of this charade with him, or if he pissed a high score on the drug test and this is his reward.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

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When is being a hobby chemist a crime?! What happened to this country

 

[Kerry]

This is bullshit
He dindu nuffin, he is a good boy. He just needed money for gamba.

 

[WelperHelper99]

When is being a hobby chemist a crime?! What happened to this country

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!