US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Current members of the House of Representatives
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Current members of the Senate
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Current members of the US Supreme Court
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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

and possibly india?

Lmao, no.

 

[Sammich]

I'm hearing rumors Trump might declare the war that isn't a war is over at a press conference in around an hour or so.

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm hearing rumors Trump might declare the war that isn't a war is over at a press conference in around an hour or so.

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I won't be too surprised if he does. Hegseth did say they won't do a premature 'mission accomplished' so hopefully he'll be pragmatic about it, he usually is leaving options open.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm hearing rumors Trump might declare the war that isn't a war is over at a press conference in around an hour or so.

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Won't be long now until we get another of these:

 

[gernig]

Dow closes +0.5% tomorrow.

You hit the bullseye

 

[The Ugly One]

Won't be long now until we get another of these:

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If Bush had simply said, "Iraq, get raped. If you try shit again, we'll be back," and just left that day, he would have been remembered as a great President. Okay, he would have been remembered as an acceptable President. But still.

 

[themanwhowalks]

Scary thing is the US average is dropping. Its slow, but it is dropping. It's not exclusive to the US though, seems like theres something globally making people dumber.

Completely unrelated I'm sure

 

[harmy.kook]

I won't be too surprised if he does. Hegseth did say they won't do a premature 'mission accomplished' so hopefully he'll be pragmatic about it, he usually is leaving options open.

Plus, wasn't there an article about how the current Ayatollah is receiving healthcare in the US right now?

 

[Schpoots]

Won't be long now until we get another of these:

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Link

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

You mean the Strait of America?

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm not too surprised at this, every time a weekend event happens that drives up futures it seems that the Monday it crashes back. I expected it to be over $90 though, if it closes under that Trump's going to be rightfully shitposting like hell about it.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Can these assholes name an instant of anybody being banned, arrested, or barred from the country for making fun of Trump? These retards don't even know what a dictatorship is at this point.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I'm hearing rumors Trump might declare the war that isn't a war is over at a press conference in around an hour or so.

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It would be funny if he held a press conference and he said the war is over right after I do this, and proceeded to pull out the nuclear football.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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Link

I feel sorry for the man controlling the gate in that facility

 

[mlanguishi]

It would be funny if he held a press conference and he said the war is over right after I do this, and proceeded to pull out the nuclear football.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes

He should do this lol

"We begin bombing in five minutes" is the last sentence of a controversial, off-the-record joke made by the president of the United States, Ronald Reagan, in 1984 during the Cold War. While preparing for a scheduled radio address from his vacation home in California, Reagan joked with those present about outlawing and bombing Russia. The joke was not broadcast live, but was recorded and later leaked to the public. The Soviet Union criticized the joke, as did Reagan's opponent in the 1984 United States presidential election, Walter Mondale.

 

[Lip Glossary]

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Completely unrelated I'm sure

Lmao no pussy for you, Asia.

 

[Barleys]

Lmfao look at this shit. This is so funny to see after several days of the economy is doomed talk.

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Not only did I buy 600 billion gallons of oil before the dip I sold all of my investments right before this

In all seriousness though reminder to always bet on nothing. Nothing is through the roof

 

[mandatorylurk]

I love how simple and effective "we'll just take it" has become. This is your birthright as an American.

You WILL take the oil.
You WILL kick out the illegal scum.
You WILL solve wars.
You WILL direct naval traffic because muzzies can't do shit.
You WILL care more about that stray cat that just popped up around your home than any foreigner.
You WILL say good morning to your frens.
You WILL pray for Punch the monkey.

 

[gernig]

Reminder that you're more likely to make it rich from the casino than day trading in the stock market, so PUT IT ALL ON RED! (black steals all your money)

 

[mlanguishi]

Reminder that you're more likely to make it rich from the casino than betting in the stock market, so PUT IT ALL ON RED! (black steals all your money)

No way.