🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Franz Joseph]

More like smoking meth under the l-train.

With Thomas777

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

He's been Blacked by proxy

Never give up on your dreams!

There's a lot to unpack in this one...

 

[Obscura539]

It’s about time we had Ralph out and about. Ethan values female attention pretty high and when he gets it he thinks he’s unstoppable. I unironically hope they hit off and become serious. This arc has a chance of being entertaining.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Spoiler: youtube links

Mersh is live and talking on Ralph. He says, that Ralph has said he will go live tonight with Scarlett.

He carried it over to Rumble.

https://rumble.com/v76ua4w-03-08-2026-take-two.html

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Is ralph a jew? he has that nose. His mothers last name is briggs?

https://jewishdata.com/jewish_genealogy_search/Briggs/-

Unless proven otherwise, he is a kike.

It’s about time we had Ralph out and about. Ethan values female attention pretty high and when he gets it he thinks he’s unstoppable. I unironically hope they hit off and become serious. This arc has a chance of being entertaining.

As funny as that would be, it isn't possible. You think she is going to let him move in? He streams for 10 hours a day, and is drunk and pilled out for the rest. He has 2 cats to bring with him. Even a cracked out retard like her isn't that dumb. Not to mention, her income seems to come from being an escort? Is ralph going to tolerate that? We know he likes to watch, so maybe.

The endgame must be getting her to Hunter since she can't do porn in america due to AIDS.

 

[Polyboros2]

Never give up on your dreams!
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There's a lot to unpack in this one...

Chat can we get a posture check.

Also look how straight his legs are to how bent hers are to be even head and pelvis.


Oh wow, AI did a really good job mocking it up to show how fucking fat he is, but I don't think his knees are bent that much

 

[Golden Boy]

the "dabbleverse" is a group of lowly pond scum

The way I see them is if that one weird old guy you met at a bar once got together with all the other weird old people others have met in a bar once. Really just the most lonely and exhausting of people.

 

[Um...]

Look how big he’s gotten

Bloated right back up. Also looks like a 65-year old grandpa.

You win this prize, Scar. Lucky you.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Look how big he’s gotten
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Bloated right back up. Also looks like a 65-year old grandpa.
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You win this prize, Scar. Lucky you.

Jebus, you could tell me that was Ethan Van Sciver and I wouldn't blink. Well, other than the 5' 1" thing.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I’m dying to know why Ralph looks like he’s crying/being held hostage in every picture

 

[Um...]

I’m dying to know why Ralph looks like he’s crying/being held hostage in every picture

Ah’m havin a GREAT time, BISH.

Wif muh HUNNY

 

[Xev]

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Chat can we get a posture check.

Also look how straight his legs are to how bent hers are to be even head and pelvis.

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Oh wow, AI did a really good job mocking it up to show how fucking fat he is, but I don't think his knees are bent that much

Needs more titty

 

[Um...]

Needs more titty

Need three asamattafact

 

[Bullooo]

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It's not trewwwww.



Bro could have saved so many pesos just fucking another Mexican prostitute instead of flying to another country just to fuck a Z-list crack whore. If she even lets him fuck. Being friend zoned by a porno crackwhore might actually be worse than paying to fuck her.

 

[Um...]

Awww, look. Scar put a filter on this before retweeting it

Before filter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After filter
(you still look haggard as fuck, scar)

 

[DickMain]

Based on this photo, he appears to be at the Chicago Athletic Association hotel or just grabbing food at Cindy's Rooftop restaurant on the 4th floor.

Read what you wrote and tell me with a straight face that you could possibly believe Ralph would be anywhere near the former.

 

[woodedbag]

Prediction - Scarlett and the guy who was her ex boyfriend drug Ralph, leave him in a bath tub full of ice at the hotel with incisions stitched up on either side of his lower back around about where his kidneys should be.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Never give up on your dreams!
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There's a lot to unpack in this one...

This has to be AI..........right?

Prediction - Scarlett and the guy who was her ex boyfriend drug Ralph, leave him in a bath tub full of ice at the hotel with incisions stitched up on either side of his lower back around about where his kidneys should be.

What good are those kidneys after what they have been thru lol

 

[Stiffy]

Read what you wrote and tell me with a straight face that you could possibly believe Ralph would be anywhere near the former.

Someone on Mersh's show said they are staying in the Marina City "Corn Cob" Towers, if true Lol

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I’m dying to know why Ralph looks like he’s crying/being held hostage in every picture

because he actually has to listen to this schizo in real life now