💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

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BUT, BUT, I THOUGHT THOSE GIRLS BLEW THEMSELVES UP WITH A MISSILE! CULT LEADER DONNIE SAID…..*starts having a seizure from the cognitive dissonance*

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Huh, she's more of a journalist than most modern ones today. Perhaps the reason why he won is because journalists today really are garbage at their jobs and didn't challenge him properly, so his fake news routine works.

Well she did do the Jazz Jennings interview that was sort of the beginning of modern trannies (they’ve been around much longer but it was a very fringe thing).

Jazz was transgender and a boy playing girls soccer.

The demented orange diddler should have died instead of his brother. Fred Trump Jr. was a friendly person who got bullied by pedo Don and their father because his dream job was to be an airline pilot instead of a greedy, money obsessed monster.

He was a 747 pilot too. That was one of the best jobs for a rich person who still needed a real job!

Lindsey Graham is widely speculated to be gay, he was raised by his sister and AFAIK has never had a relationship with a woman.

Spoiler: Anecdotal slightly nsfw evidence

There was a 4chan post made by someone claiming to be a gay escort, who claimed he was hired to sleep with Lindsey, but chickened out because Lindsey had freckles around his butthole he jokingly called "ladybugs", which may or may not be std related

If you wonder why people on Twitter call him "Ladybug Lindsey", now you know.

really wish I didn’t read that.

No government will provide this information precisely, Trump even more, but Biden, Bush, Obama whoever too. The problem here is that there are very serious reasons to believe that the real losses are much higher, because this is due to the course of this war, which is not going according to plan and the damage and escalation are large.

This may be one of the administration's potential plans, but of course it will not work and has no chance of succeeding.

No those casualty numbers are quite accurate so far. It won’t rise til we have boots on the ground. But once we go in it could rise fast.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Stock futures are deep red, so re-posting this gem

 

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Gleeful Ghouls

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Number 8
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Gleeful Ghouls

Getting caught in an explosion is a health-related incident.

 

[somevan]

Number 8

Getting caught in an explosion is a health-related incident.

Could have been hit by a drone on 5 March and died on 6 March.



Or been hit on 6 March.

Regardless, libs have been owned, so it's worth the sacrifice.

 

[Jakub4]

@No Batty Boys in Jamaica
Fairly accurately, but not completely, but something like that, but in the case of a land invasion, i.e. a land operation, the increase would be very rapid and ultimately the losses would probably be much greater, many times greater than Iraq and Afghanistan combined, and Trump does not rule that out. Well, I won't feel sorry for Trump's henchmen and war criminals from the US Army mordering civilians, women and children from air, and I'm even happy about their deaths, although the one who deserves death the most is the idiot president who started this war.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The demented orange diddler should have died instead of his brother. Fred Trump Jr. was a friendly person who got bullied by pedo Don and their father because his dream job was to be an airline pilot instead of a greedy, money obsessed monster.

First time I heard of this guy. He does seem like he was an OK person, shame he succumbed to his alcoholism.

Do you think Donald Trump will Troon out soon.

I actually betted on this purely for shits and giggles in the 2024 troonout deadpool thread.

 

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[Captain Syrup]

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Reminder that Detroit scrapped their EV commitments due to Trump's 'fuck the environment' policy. The Big 3 are going the way of Blockbuster.

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Republicans are going to be reduced to a regional party in Mississippi and Wyoming.

 

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[The Whore of Babylon]

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[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

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Donald finally succeeded in Making America Great Again*

*as long as you are one of his billionaire buddies and cabinet cronies. All you poors can GET FUCKED

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If USPG2 MAGAloids weren't so genetically trash that they were rejected from ICE, I'd say he should draft them first. Actually, he should draft them first anyway to be cannon fodder or maybe to be shot out of a missile launcher. At least then they'd be useful

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

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Even after Dementia Don personally begged stocks not to crash, they refused to listen to him and plummeted anyway. I cannot wait until the empty talking heads on Fox News try to "explain" how this is all the fault of "Clinton/Obama/Biden/Kamala" despite them not holding any political power anymore.

I can bet you that all of his billionaire butt buddies that he told were going to make out like thieves in the stock market once this farce began are now blowing up his phone and he's having his secretaries tell them that he's much too busy playing golf at Mar-A-Lago to take their calls. The only reason Donnie hasn't gotten Luigi'd in retaliation is the Middle East oil barons have now gone from "affording hookers and cocaine" to "affording hookers MADE OF cocaine", and he's weakened the world stage to allow his Daddy Vladdy to realize his dreams of being the next Alexander The Great

 

[Captain Syrup]

Someone take his fucking phone away.

*as long as you are one of his billionaire buddies

*A web of think tanks and lobbying groups who want to RETVRN workers' rights to the 19th century or whatever.

They're doing what they can to destroy the West in short order. They haven't stopped illegal migration and have barely done anything about legal migration. The funny thing is they claim that the left is destroying the Western world and needs to be suppressed.

Trump and his jesters probably don't even see what is happening, they just know that the right is easy to monetize.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Oil just hit $100 a barrel. Low oil prices were the only thing preventing inflation from going back up.

Oh and also last month’s jobs report was -92,000 jobs which is really fucking bad, especially considering the context. Employers have the upper hand in the job market. Trump chickened out on the H1Bs, tariffs are eating profit margins.

China is pumping out goods for the rest of the world. There have been job losses related to Chinese dumping like the worst of the China Shock days. The tariffs haven’t done shit because they’re not designed to strangle China. They’re designed to enrich Trump and his friends.

The stockpiles of goods that importers built up before the tariffs went into effect have been mostly depleted.

Meanwhile consumer spending has remained robust because boomers, people who snagged 2% mortgages, and people making way over $100,000 a year are still spending. I’m sure niggers are also buying now and paying later with shit like Klarna.

Great work Donny, you’re causing stagflation.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

"All your poor faggots and suckers, please stop selling off your stocks because it's making my billionaire buddies have to resort to buying GOLD COVERED toilets for their private jets instead of SOLID GOLD ones! They'll recover ANY DAY NOW*, I promise!"

*after I get my ass voted out of office, i've fled to a country outside US extradition, and the next guy has to spends his whole 4 years just to reduce the damage I did by 25%

 

[Captain Syrup]

Great work Donny, you’re causing stagflation.

The landslide win that will be Bill Clinton part 3 and Republicans getting really into global Jewish conspiracy theories (instead of doing any self-reflection) will be a shame.

 

[Drip Torch]

I fully agree. Take your damn hat off!