Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[pooterino]

what part of the interview you linked has him saying russia did 9/11? am i stupid?

No, you're not stupid I was being hyperbolic. He did say a lot of shit about all the "Russia got Trump elected" in 2016 and sperged about how Trump was a Russian agent and this and that for years.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

No, you're not stupid I was being hyperbolic. He did say a lot of shit about all the "Russia got Trump elected" in 2016 and sperged about how Trump was a Russian agent and this and that for years.

okay, good. i was very concerned that i was losing it a little. we live in a world where people compare trump directly to hitler, someone claiming russia funded 9/11 and trump somehow used his new york connections to make it happen is NOT out of the realm of possibility.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

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Explosion at the American Embassy in Oslo, Norway. I predict it's connected to Epic Furry.


kuwait vid.MP4
Visual confirmation of a high-rise building on fire in Kuwait after a drone strike.


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3 dead and 9 injured in the Israeli strike on the Ramada Plaza Hotel in Beirut's Raouché neighborhood, according to the Lebanese Ministry of Health.

Glass Norway, Total Muslim Death.

 

[Chuckwagon]

Here at the one-week mark Netanyahu asserts that zero hour for an Iranian Counterrevolution is approaching, and that his objective is not to divide Iran but to topple the Islamist regime. (Archive) Coupled with what Trump said earlier about turning down a Kurdish insurrection + invasion from Iraq & the recent uptick in footage of defectors, it seems the US-Israeli coalition is all in on an Iranian-majority-driven regime change instead of using the ethnic separatists and that the Shahbros will be given their chance to show us what they're made of Soon™. Hell, maybe drawing attention to the Kurds and/or Azeris in the first place was a misdirection ploy by Trump & Netanyahu.

Speaking of Shahbros, Pahlavi showed up at the All In podcast (they're a big enough deal to have hosted Trump before) today.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Born too early for the M-16A4,

The A4 is also burst, FWIW. The difference between it and the A2 is the detachable carrying handle instead of the fixed and they tend to have full-length rail handguards. The A3 was the full auto one.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Wasn't Rick Wilson one of those super-strident "Russia did 9/11 and Trump helped" guys during Trump's first term? I just remember his face...

Pissdad Scatlord is his name, cucking is his game.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

An Iranian drone struck the General Organization for Social Insurance building in Kuwait City.

The U.S. Navy’s 5th Fleet base at Naval Support Activity (NSA) Bahrain is burning following Iranian drone strikes.

That's probably it for news until early in the AM so I'll be clocking out. See you all tomorrow morning!

 

[quaawaa]

Iranian sources are posting about this with allahu akbar, pretty clear it's a cell attack

Hopefully the Norwegians wake up and deport all of their "refugees".

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Aramco has already said, "Fuck this shit. I'm taking the long way."
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Source | Archive

Based.

Make Hormuz a quiet backwater.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rats_of_Shah_Dola
Inbreeding and a tribal culture that hasn't advanced in 3000 years will do that to a people.

Literally the second paragraph in the above wikinpage: Speculation that chuas were a result of intentionally deforming the skulls of developing infants began in the mid-19th century and continues today

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://x.com/idfonline/status/2030456341748240703

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Iran has historically not given a fuck about international rules and order, frequently abusing our own adherence to it. Point and laugh as they experience some turnabout.

The Syrian Ministry of Agriculture. Since deleted.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

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The Syrian Ministry of Agriculture. Since deleted.

Syrian government needs to get control of their twitter accounts:

https://x.com/uwu_underground/status/2029937421312307525

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

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https://x.com/idfonline/status/2030456341748240703

@Mr. Racewar1488 hey look, we were right!

 

[Kokonut Kangs Klan]

The IRGC has hit another US tanker.
Link

>ragheads announce "targeting"
I'm late but didn't see anyone else follow up. "Targeting" means nothing, it's not a hit, and they've done this before upthread with "targeting" a carrier. Here's your "fell for raghead izzatposting" award.

Found it:

Iran claims to have targeted the Lincoln with four anti-ship missiles.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Syrian government needs to get control of their twitter accounts:

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https://x.com/uwu_underground/status/2029937421312307525

Nah let them be.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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hezb can't even defend their own home turf smh

What do you even do in this situation? Does Israel just yeet him over the border wall? No, seriously, imagine your grandfather's corpse got yonked by the Israelis. You can't even call Israel because it's illegal in Lebanon for a Lebanese person to have any contact with an Israeli.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Why is the Ayatollah wearing women's jewelry?

This Ayatollah lookin’ ZESTY, this Ayatollah lookin’ MOIST, he’s got sugar in his tank, he’s light on his feet, he’s a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this Ayatollah theatrical, this Ayatollah good with colors, this Ayatollah gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This Ayatollah lifts shirts, this Ayatollah on the down low, this Ayatollah be a toilet trader, this Ayatollah gardens uphill, this Ayatollah packs fudge, he’s a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he’s of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathetic sexual instinct, he’s fluent in Polari, he’s a refugee from Sodom, he’s on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he’s temperamental, he’s ‘one of those’ if you catch my drift.

STOP IT! MY COCK IS LEAKING FROM THINKING ABOUT THE AYATOLLAH STEAMY BUSSY!

Idk man being a true jew outweights being brown (converts don't get this luxury)

What about being HALF ARYAN! jew?I'm in

The song the pilots were listening to while bombing Iranian oil depots.

SMH at no "SHARIF DONT LIKE IT!"

MIGA!

INDEED! MAKE IRANSHAHR GREAT AGAIN! i knew you could be convinced fren!

Golf war

holy shit! TIGER WOODS VS TRUMP!? DAMN NIGGA, THIS GOLF WAR WILL BE CRACKA CRAZY WITH THE NEW HYPERSONIC GOLF BALLS CAPABLE OF LEVELING DOWN AN ENTIRE GOLF COURSE!

i know who is in the region has been completely silent since the start of this war. please, please pray for them as you pray for everyone else stuck in this conflict who is innocent.

I aint religious but I hope they're safe man. God that region is fucking accursed.

Creating an unpredictable persona with a history of going back on your word and canceling contracts, so that nobody can pin you down in negotiations might have drawbacks during wartime when potential allies need to be able to rely on you and don't know what the fuck to expect from you.

TRUMP I FUCKING SWEAR IF YOU BALKANIZE IRAN!

for essentially selling your underage daughter (or son!)

I know people will usually mention how the girls are treated but there's also the fact that even some boys aren't exactly treated well either (you really don't want to horror stories of islamic parents, you will slowly start to understand why they HATE child protection laws) what with being beaten for not following Islam properly or being betrothed to some neighbors daughter before they even hit the age where they can choose that.

They might be service workers, but they’re still people.

Jeets so lol whatever.

Everything I see from this conflict indicates an intention to leave a functional country in place, rather than send everything into absolute chaos like we did in Iraq. Hope that works out.

Yeah, hoping that line the head of mossad mentioned is just the good old fashioned israeli assholery and not them being "lol,lmao even"

Hell, maybe drawing attention to the Kurds and/or Azeris in the first place was a misdirection ploy by Trump & Netanyahu.

Well,thank God for that. Sorry kurdcucks but the tvrkbvll and persobvll will still punish your bussy for centuries to come!

 

[Caligura]

While officially "mamnoon" is "thank you" in Farsi, Merci is actually more commonly used. Fell into common usage during the original Shah's reign as French was the international language used there.

Merci is also common in Armenian since the way to say "Thanks" in Armenian is way too long for such a simple phrase.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

>ragheads announce "targeting"
I'm late but didn't see anyone else follow up. "Targeting" means nothing, it's not a hit, and they've done this before upthread with "targeting" a carrier (I think it was a carrier, can't find it now). Here's your "fell for raghead izzatposting" award.

now now, they TARGETED it. what they hit is open ocean 57 miles away or something. nothing that was a boat, or we'd have heard about it. we don't appreciate boat-touchers.