🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Jump]

She also paid his flight and hotel, time to hand over your alog card. He's now officially the hobo gigolo,

Ralph can't get a hotel or rent a car in the USA because he doesn't have a real credit card. He has to leachmaxx off her just to exist in this country.

 

[JustStopDude]

If Ralph has sex with Scarlett that means he was right about everything this whole time! This can't happen fellow heckin wholesome alog big chungus'!

It definitely means the CDC are in for a busy few months. I can't even imagine the new forms of STDs that will result from this unholy alliance.

 

[sufferhorse]

so, she fronted the money because his paypal keeps getting flagged and he doestn have a way to get that money until its resolved?

or is he making her pay everything because he cant leave a paper trail?

something's off here.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Is he also going to Chicago to try and beg Nick to take him back?

 

[Jump]

so, she fronted the money because his paypal keeps getting flagged and he doestn have a way to get that money until its resolved?

or is he making her pay everything because he cant leave a paper trail?

something's off here.

If he uses a paypal debit card to buy the plane tickets and then fucked up and missed the flight he has to wait days for the the refunds to clear. That locks up his balance. And he probably doesn't have enough money to cover a 2nd set of plane tickets while the refund for the 1st set are pending.

If you get a hotel on a debit card you loose access to big chunks of cash on it because they put a big hold on the card for the room and incidentals. Like 250-350 a night. If you don't have enough of a balance to cover the hold then they decline the card. And even if you don't have any incidentals you still have to wait days for the hold to clear.
Most normal white people never see these "holds" or even know they exist because they use credit cards to travel.

Is he also going to Chicago to try and beg Nick to take him back?

O'hare is an international hub so my guess is it's the closest place near her he can afford since he can't get to WI on his 3rd world mexican airline.

EDIT:

He said he is in cancun and the background does match up with the 5 seconds I spent googling their lounges.
Its now Saturday. This broke ass bitch has to spend DAYS just hanging out in airport terminals to make it to one of the simplest places in the USA to get to. Chicago O'hare is a major hub and has direct flights from everywhere.

https://www.verylvke.com/en/2023/11/29/my-review-of-global-mera-lounge-cancun-t3/

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

She also paid his flight and hotel, time to hand over your alog card. He's now officially the hobo gigolo, she begged him for an hour to come to pleasure her.
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So I was right and he was drunk, passed out in the airport bar (SAD! PATHETIC) and missed his flight. There is no greater a-log of the Ralphamale than the Ralphamale hisself, bish.

 

[GaryGray]

Is he also going to Chicago to try and beg Nick to take him back?

Thought he was also meeting and doing a show with Thomas777.
EDIT: The Thomas777 was only mentioned on KillstreamLive the Twitter account no one remembers.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy has hobomaxxed for 20 years and no alog is going to lecture him on his beautiful looks.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

O'hare is an international hub so my guess is it's the closest place near her he can afford since he can't get to WI on his 3rd world mexican airline.

Rosemont is nearby the airport. No one tell Ralph there’s a very nice casino there and a shopping mall for him to buy a new hat

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I don't care if Ralph was lying or not about missing his flight everyone in the dabbleverse should be executed

FTFY

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

and a shopping mall for him to buy a new hat

It's an outlet mall too, so he can get a expensive man purse alongside the hat.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Hobo Ralph is top tier, it's his super anime transformation. He's pulling out all the stops to bang his number 1 dream porn star. Go get her king!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph might be so poor, he can't afford the bus back to Merida. At some point, they'd have to kick him out of the airport, right?

 

[sufferhorse]

Ralph might be so poor, he can't afford the bus back to Merida. At some point, they'd have to kick him out of the airport, right?

Tom Hanks stayed for like a year, so ralph still has time.

 

[AndyGuntski]

he bailed on the flight he made her pay, got a cheaper one, and pocketed the rest.

chad ralph move

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's an outlet mall too, so he can get an expensive man purse alongside the hat.

Not to mention there’s also a Brazilian steakhouse he can go to so we can get photos of him giving a thumbs up at steak! The Ralphamale can be living large!

And have his blacked pornstar pay for it

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I know the airlines keep their own blacklists (even not accounting for TSA etc. lists). Can you imagine what the black marks on Ralph's accounts look like with the airlines?

• No comprendo
• Drunk
• Putrid
• Belligerent
• Spousal abuse
• Hollerin'
• Hollerin' at his baby
• Stinky
• Possible drug mule
• Stanky
• Broke
• Late

 

[Obscura539]

Everything is so complicated for Ralph when he travels.

A flight with one shirt lay only 600 dollars and takes 6 hours.



Too bad he can’t lounge access like a regular person. The sapphire lounges are pretty nice.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

And upon first glancing at Ralph, no doubt Scarlett will do a great impersonation of Niagara Falls between her legs.

I’m not sure if I should laugh or be horrified.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy has been tweeting nearly nonstop for the last 30 hours, replying to every anon who fucks with him.


He's a lovesick little puppy.

I can't imagine the nuclear bpd breakdown when she finally daggerpussies him, it'll be glorious.

Edit: more Grok on Piggy. "somewhat messy or disheveled...middle-aged (mid-to-late 40s),"