Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

All the people shrieking about how Trump totally doesn't have a plan, this is ill advised, and its going to blow up in his face are ignoring a very critical factor.
So as said before, you are going too far into magical realism. You don't need to go that far.
This is all part of the plan.

So effort post time.
First warning to TDS fags & Europroles, look away and go back to the 8 threads you have to seethe about Trump becuase this is written as if trump is reasonable person of at least normal intelligence with better than average levels of low cunning. Now I am going to point out that nearly all of these events require Israel, so you will be able to cope and tell yourself cheeto mussolini is a jewish puppet or something if that helps. Whatever floats your boats.

Warning to normal people: this is fairly tinfoil hat territory. Some of this might very well be ascribing to 1488-dimension chess mastery what is coincidence or even just the ability to turn a situation to into advantage. That's a fair assessment to make. But man alive if it is all coincidence, that is a LOT of coincidences that play out how Trump wants them to.

Tankies and BROOOOOCS mutipolars, suffah, post hands, and then kill youself. Sucks to suck.

For anyone looking to go full Daddy Trump, what I'm describing isn't the work of any sort of Holmes or Moriarty. This is just normal 2-D chess, and not even particularly advanced 2-D chess, it like a couple notches over checkers and has involved a fair bit of luck - but looks like that was planned for by having the steps be discreet and disparate. If anything had not worked out, there was sufficient operational planning flexibility to figure another way around to have the same effect.
This is just what you can pull off when you have the worlds most powerful army and refuse to let weak effeminate Europoors who are at the mercy of the sand niggers they imported tell you what you can or cannot to do. Or give them forwarning so they can tell your enemies and try to turn their lugenpresse against you.

I'm also not goign to go over every time Israel murders some paleshittians when discussing events because we'd be here all day, and as I recall none of the murkings were particularly relevant. Nothing like Soleimani gettign ACK'd or that one money guy getting ventilated.

(warning: Tinfoil hat take)
So lets rewind to 2024, Tump has just won the election. Israel, knowing they will have someone who won't cuck to #freepalestine trannies and browns, allows Turkey to have their puppet A.J. win the Syrian civil war. The war had not been going in Assad's favor, lets be infinitely clear on that, but between inertia and revel infighting, an indefinite holding pattern was likely. Part of that is because the US-backed SDF were just to secure oilfields and curbstomp ISIS. The Saudi Al Queda/ISIS alliance would not be allowed to win, and Israel intended to make sure no one they didn't like triumphed via their support for the Druze.
You might have had a hilarious situation where the IDF would have been helping Assad had Turkey forced the issue without Israel's blessing.
But now Israel reverses course almsot as soon as trump wins the US election, give Turkey the nod to give AJ the green light, and in less than two weeks Assad is on a plane to Moscow.
(end tinfoil hat)

This has has more ripple effects than people realize. A.J. blames Iran for the civil war, and forces out all IRGC members and all Iran-alligned organziations, chiefly Hezbollah. Hezbollah loses not only a (mostly) safe haven but also their safe main port for supply from Iran as well as access to funding via drug trade.
They aren't wholly cut off, they can still use Lebanon, but they don't wholesale control the government and have to pay off people to get Iranian weapons through the port and they can't come openly and in great number like in Syria.

This also removes a base for Iranian intelligence to get clues about what The Eternal Jew is up to, as Lebanon restricts IRGC activity in its borders.

Next, Trump buck breaks Europe and Ukraine.
Trump brings Zelensky to heel, has him wearing a suit and saying thank you, by giving him cards to hold demonstrating to Zelensky that unlike dementia patient Biden or a cucked EU leader, he can and will cut Ukraine off if they don't play by his rules. he pauses weapons shipments, turns off the intelligence pipeline supplying coordinates to their long range weapons, the madlad actualy does it. Zelensky then accedes to Trump's demands and goes off the reservation less.

The EU is then told in no uncertain terms they shape the fuck up or the US will leave NATO and they can see how effective free healthcare is at fighting Russian troops. The euro members of NATO agree to Trump's demand. The increased funding is far too little, far too late to make any difference in the current dust up, but they agreed to rearming - that mental hangup is gone. they are preemptively tard wangled and know that if they push Trump he will fucking do it.

Edit:
Something I forgot to add.
Over the spring, Trump tells Zelensky "we are not giving you any more patriots or missiles for them, you are going to have to purchase them like anyone else". This results in Zelensky putting in a MASSIVE order of 25 Patriot batteries - that is 25 base units and 16 launchers, plus a fuck ton of ammo - worth $162 billion over the summer, with full delivery to take 10 years. But this means that Raytheon production on Patriot Systems and PAC-3 intereceptors is already being spun up with views to add new lines.


As this is going on, you have two events. First is Isreal assassinates an IRGC General around march. Everyone forgets that one because of all the other shit that was happening at the time. But this proves Mossad's utter penetration of Iran. Iran launches some missiles in response.
The thing to really activate your almonds about was: who was the intended audience?

Then june comes and you have Midnight hammer. Not only does midnight hammer that the US can just do whatever the fuck it wants and can put a bomb from 50,000 feet directly down a 5-foot 45-degree angle airshaft, but Israel rapes the IRGC top brass (again), wrecks their air defense, depletes their ballistic missile stockpile.
It is a limited engagement to see what Iran is capable of on response, to decapitate the IRGC, and demonstrates to the Iranian people that the regime isn't untouchable anymore.

It also proves Israeli airstrikes can transit Syria and Iraq, and that Iraq in response to IDF incursion will power down its air defense radars to remove even the possibility of Israel bombing them. The goverment might be unable to do anything against Iran due to the number of armed & iranian controlled Shiites in the south & east, but they also don't need to throw in with Iran when it comes to getting raped by Zionist Entity.

Next you have the US raping the Houthis. This is the US testing out carrier deployment. They give Iran a big valuable target, a proxy to shoot at that target, and see what Iranian weapons can do (answer: not much). It also is a sign to the Iranian population: The US is looking this way again.

(tinfoil hat on)
This is also very likely when the US inserted the first groups of Green Berets and CIA troublemakers to start making serious contact with Iranian dissidents.
(tinfoil hat off)

In August, the US brokers an Azeri-Amenian treaty ending a 30 year conflict between the nations. This puts Azerbaijan squarely into the Turkish sphere of influence and a definitive demonstration that Armenia is now switching patrons from Russia to the US.

Azerbaijan has for at odds with Iran for a while, to the point Iran backed majority-christian Armenia, but now Iran's north is in NATO hands, even if half of that territory is less-than-reliable Turkey's suzerain. This also cuts the western land routes between Iran and Russia.
Well, "cuts" is too strong a word. They are still open and available for legitimate trade, and grey/black market trade still goes on, but now that illicit trade has to through areas where CIA glow niggers operate with the blessings of the government.

It also gives NATO/US a port on the Capsian that glow niggers can start watching shipping from.

To keep this thread from overwhelmed by the seething of brown hands, I am goign to keep this short, to to the point, neutral, and solely to facts. I will then put on my tinfoil hat and provide a neutral and what I think should be non-controversial opinion/analysis of how this relates to Iran. There will be no questions.

In late January/Early February, Starlink shutdown all unauthorized Starlink terminals in Ukraine. you had to register with your Ukrainian ID or government authorization to get on a whitelist to be allowed to connect. This has produced anger from Russian troops who have lost internet access that looks like it was coming from Starlink. After Starlink was shutdown in the area, there has been lack of Russian forward momentum along most but not all of the various fronts and a reversal of Russian gains as Ukraine takes advantage of what seems to be Russian command and control at the lines of contact. Russian drones and missiles have also slacked off, as well as glide bombing supporting their forces.

(tinfoil hat on)
From what others have said and what I've seen, this action was likely driven by the US to provide a distraction for Russia away from the US build up by making them focus on Ukraine and stabilizing the situation/restoring force organization so they can return to being on the offensive.
(tinfoil hat off)


Now we advance to October. The US begins saber rattling having a dance off with Venezuela. Maduro stole the most recent election, meaning he's an illegimate president, giving the US legal pretext to do something.

Lest we think this isn't related to Iran and Israel, Hezbollah and Hamas are tied into the Venezuelan cartels, that is where they got their drugs to sell in the mideast and europe to raise money for killing jews. There is also a lot of Lebanese in central America, they run a lot of the shipping and trade (see: El Salvador's muslim president).

(tinfoil hat on)
The US knows that fucking with Iran is going to disrupt global oil supplies. You need a replacement for that oil. Venezuela is that replacement. The US secures Venezuela, has them exit sanctions, and now Iran exiting the oil market causes much less disruption.
(tinfoil hat off)

Venezuela is toppled in thirst minutes by yeeting Maduro.
The country's infrastructure is rotten from neglect, but what is left is effectively captured completely intact. Iran can now be fucked with.

Which brings us to recent history.

Clearly the big Iranian protests at the end of December kicked off organicly because the neither the US or Israel was ready for this shit, especially the US, and the US especially scrambles for about two months to get forces redeployed and in position.

So what you have now is Gulf States ready for war with Iran; The Gulf State governments have not done the usual feckless Muslim thing of turning traitor the minute they have anything bad happen to them because they were briefed and prepped. Bahrain was clearly ready for Shiite chimping. Saudis had their mercenaries already hired and deployed. Even Iran had to know what was coming. Anyone paying a moderate bit of attention knew this was coming.

So what you are seeing unfold now is over a year of prep and planning - and even then, it kicked off before the US was ready for it to.

Edit:
And I want to point out, I don't think the end goal is Iran. I think the end goal is constraining China. It is getting Europe to stop being a massive vulnerability and at least able to stand on their own and maybe be able to aid the US, and removing any geopolitical distractions so the US can be laser focused on being ready to dump on china.(which is why Cuba is probably next) And if we can improve our strategic posture, all the bettter.
 
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If japan was able to go from this to a modern society in the span of 40 FUCKING YEARS. Then the brown monkeys have no excuse for any of this. Iran in the right hands can end up in even better circumstances than japan. A more robust water system and a lake urmia that's hopefully refilled with clean drinkable water via desalination tech. The browns are simply too low IQ to rebuild their societies from rubble.
Indeed, case in point with Kabul.

And now, the antiwars find an other excuse to stop the war with global warning.
 
IDF Publishes footage of strikes earlier today on Khamenei's bunker beneath the regime's leadership compound



 
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History repeats itself
Israel, knowing they will have someone who won't cuck to #freepalestine trannies and browns, allows Turkey to have their puppet A.J. win the Syrian civil war. The war had not been going in Assad's favor, lets be infinitely clear on that, but between inertia and revel infighting, an indefinite holding pattern was likely.
i figured it was because Hezbollah had been neutered a couple months before, robbing Assad of his strongest allies. As soon as I saw videos coming out of Syria of Syrians handing out candy and praising Netanyahu for smushing Nasrallah it was pretty obvious that the civil war would start back up.
 
f japan was able to go from this to a modern society in the span of 40 FUCKING YEARS. Then the brown monkeys have no excuse for any of this. Iran in the right hands can end up in even better circumstances than japan. A more robust water system and a lake urmia that's hopefully refilled with clean drinkable water via desalination tech. The browns are simply too low IQ to rebuild their societies from rubble.
Iran need their MacArthur. Who will be the gaijin shah ? Yeah, it will be Rubio, I know.

I just saw this on r/NewIran (I rarely use Reddit, but so far this subreddit was good)
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Here is the Shah talking on French TV, he's saying he wants a really good relation with Israel (obvious)

If any of you wants to go to an Iranian solidarity protest, they are listed here: Iran Monitor
 
A question for some of the military spergs here. What realistic strategic and tactical options were available to the Iranian military, faced with their overwhelming quantitative and qualitative inferiority, and the unpopularity of the regime? If any of you had been commander-in-chief of Iran, and had not been killed by either the US or Israel, and you couldn't surrender or defect, and your task was to do the best you could to "win" the war, however you define it, what would you have done? I'm asking in part because I'm not really seeing a lot of options, and I'm also not seeing that the options the Iranians are choosing are particularly helpful to whatever their endgame is. Attacking Azerbaijan? How does that help? Is their strategy just to take out as many of their enemy as they can on the way down? Or do they have something better in mind?
At this point, not much.

But going back to 2018 there's a slough of better plans and better options that should have been taken, better investments that should have been made and outdated notions that should have been discarded, and bad assumptions that should have been challenged.

I could give a longer "what I'd do" but I'm just a milsperg on the internet and I have to go to work in a few.
We also can't be sure that everything I'd hypothesize wasn't already tried and checked, because if a random sperg on kiwifarms can think it up, US and Israeli planners could probably see it too.
 
One of these bad boys alongside a pack of indomie white. A red bull is good for a thirst quencher. Albeit it makes me more relaxed so there's that.
I just made me a pack of these and fucked them up. I have a ramen spice shaker(mix of dried seaweed and sesame seeds) but accidentally used the cinnamon sugar shaker instead...
 
Their only play at this point is the vietnam approach which is to use civilian shields and roach tactics to drag things out until the point the war is unpopular. It will be uniquely hard for them though because half the country hates them. I don't see them pulling it off but it's not impossible.

One thing I don't see talked about is that even if the US pulls out without taking them this is a massive data and optics win in the bigger picture conflict with china. I've heard my entire life that iran was capable of all sorts of that they haven't pulled off. Even though russia and venezuela lowered my expectations dramatically, they've done even more poorly than I expected a week ago. This is honestly laughable.

The point being the narrative of the past 10 years that the West is losing its military edge is officially dead. Buried. Gone. It's impossible to know exactly how well we would do against china but xi's maoist approach of "surround the cities from the countryside" (or in this case, the turd world) is a no go.
If this ends with a friendly Iranian admiration that would allow American military bases, it would also allow us to threaten China with an attack from the west rather than the east (something we lost after abandoning Afghanistan). A two front war is the last thing China wants—they aren't going to invade Taiwan if they know they'll lose all their western half. It also opens up Midnight Hammer style targeted attacks on their nuclear capabilities.
 
i figured it was because Hezbollah had been neutered a couple months before, robbing Assad of his strongest allies. As soon as I saw videos coming out of Syria of Syrians handing out candy and praising Netanyahu for smushing Nasrallah it was pretty obvious that the civil war would start back up.
As absolutely hilarious a Hezbollah getting involuntary remote gender reassignment surgery, it didn't affect their operation in Syria; their coms being completely infiltrated by the Eternal Jew does't matter in Syria where they had full operational freedom.

Even the Eternal Jew removing IRGC commanders in damascus didn't vastly change the situation on the ground.

And also to be clear: Turkey was plotting to their puppets move on the regime with or without the Jews. Moving into Homs was planned well in advance. And even if Kamala had won (lol fucking lol) given the implosion of the regime Israel might have decided to let things play out.
But Trump en route to the whitehouse means that Israel gave Turkey the green light to topple Assad and that as long as they kept AJ from Jew-Posting-In-Real-Life, they would not interfere in Turkey's puppeting of Syria. Which is why they left the Druze hang out to dry when they tried to step to the Beduins once the government forces rolled in.


Then Trump might decide that the island is too much of a strategic advantage to just give up.
Its also very likely that if there is an overthrow ,which seems almost certain now, the new regime just lets us turn the island in to Persain Gulf Okinawa.

I just saw this on r/NewIran (I rarely use Reddit, but so far this subreddit was good)
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Tamale the Ayatollah just doesn't work. Reddit is not sending their best to the meme war.

Footage of Azerbaijan sending forces to the Iranian border

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You have spent 10 rounds getting utterly pummeled by Mike Tyson. Just absolutely wailed on. You are barely able to stand, your face is hamburger you can barely lift your arms.
Now Aiden B. Poindexter, 98 lb vegan high school freshmen with brittle bone disease, gluten allergy and just finished up his first semester of his accountancy program, steps into the ring and boy HOWDY does he look absolutely pissed.....
 
Tankies and BROOOOOCS mutipolars, suffah, post hands, and then kill youself. Sucks to suck.
I'll do you one better and post my face.
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If this ends with a friendly Iranian admiration that would allow American military bases, it would also allow us to threaten China with an attack from the west rather than the east (something we lost after abandoning Afghanistan). A two front war is the last thing China wants—they aren't going to invade Taiwan if they know they'll lose all their western half. It also opens up Midnight Hammer style targeted attacks on their nuclear capabilities.
What? Iran doesn't even border China, and Afghanistan is connected to China through a tiny strip of land thinner the Oklahoma Panhandle. If you're talking about using Iran as a launching pad for strikes rather than a ground invasion, The Gulf states are right there.*
*This is assuming Iran doesn't become Yemen 2.0 and a hideout for terrorists
 
It also gives NATO/US a port on the Capsian that glow niggers can start watching shipping from.
That explains why an Iranian freighter sank in the Caspian back in January. I figured it was either CIA or Ukrainian intel sinking a shipment of Shaheds or whatever.



Video of explosions in the east of Tehran a while ago, Friday Mar 6, 2026 at 5:00 am local time.



Video shared on social media shows 3 minutes or more of non-stop bombing of eastern Tehran on Friday, March 5th at 5:33

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Several dozen Quds Force officials got the fuck out of Lebanon.



US/Israeli Airstrikes against Tehran, Tehran Province, capital of Iran at 02h06 am local time



As USAF/Israel bombs the Islamic Republic, the Anti-regime militancy is rising inside Iran. A new partisan group calling themselves the “Wolves of Iran” has released a video manifesto. The masked group says the regime’s violence during the January protests left them no choice but to abandon peaceful protest. It is not yet clear whether the members are from the merely civilians, defectors from IRGC or the Regular army, but in the video they swear loyalty to Reza Pahlavi while concealing their identities to avoid arrest.

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Attacks against the Office of the Supreme Leader and the Imam Ali Officers Academy by USAF/IAF bombings

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Photo from the USAF/IAF attacks a few hours ago in Moniriyeh, Tehran



Aftermath of a USAF Airstrike in central Tehran an hour ago



A video from in Isfahan shows an Iranian man having a bit alcohol and barbecue on his rooftop, while enjoying the sounds of USAF/IAF bombs falling on Basij bases at distance.

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Azerbaijan withdraws its diplomats from Iran.



The Meqdad Basij Base next to the iconic Azadi Square has been hit by a series of Israeli airstrikes.



An Air raid hits close to a reporter of the Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) live on air.

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Washington Post claims that Russian Federation is aiding the Islamic Republic of Iran with Intelligence on US Forces in the region. Russia is providing Iran with targeting information to attack American forces in the Middle East, the first indication that another major U.S. adversary is participating — even indirectly — in the war, according to three officials familiar with the intelligence. The assistance, which has not been previously reported, signals that the rapidly expanding conflict now features one of America’s chief nuclear-armed competitors with exquisite intelligence capabilities. Since the war began Saturday, Russia has passed Iran the locations of U.S. military assets, including warships and aircraft, said the three officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the matter’s sensitivity.



In the opening hours of the war, US/Israeli aircraft destroyed the Iran’s Hamedan Air Base with GBU-39 SDBs, cratering runways, taxiways, and access points.
 
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