💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackDavis]

Why do you think all his "reviews" only consists of cheap, local resturants and fast food places?

I think it's more because he exclusively likes eating Pizza/Burgers/BBQ/Fast Food

 

[Religion is Dead]

I follow his personal Facebook pack and this shit got posted today.

Spoiler: Just... What?

Because I always think of BBQ sauce when I go to the hardware store.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I follow his personal Facebook pack and this shit got posted today.

Spoiler: Just... What?

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Because I always think of BBQ sauce when I go to the hardware store.

I mean, there's a good chance his sauce could be a handy replacement for motor oil/paint thinner, so it makes perfect sense why he'd have a stand.

 

[Pieonoclast]

The Best You'll Every Taste!

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

The Best You'll Every Taste!

American Engrish

 

[introman]

There are so many questions to be asked about the promotional piece!

Why is the Jack avatar straight from bitstrips?

Who buys barbecue sauce at ACE?

Why is their a plastic floss tool included in each bag of jerky?

Why would I pay 7.99 for 2.5 oz of non-niche jerky, when I can get a bag at about half the price that contains more?

Why would I pay 6.99 for non-niche BBQ sauce by Jack?

Why would I trust a company that can't even create a logo that doesn't overlap on the bottle and misspells it's own damn slogan? They just don't have a small missprint on the bottle, but a big misprint on the banner. They didn't just have a misprint, but were too cheap to print a new slogan or not attentive enough to even cover the "y".

 

[Religion is Dead]

The Best You'll Every Taste!

I didn't even notice that...

 

[Gordon Cole]

The Best You'll Every Taste!

That typo, Jack's GoAnimate avatar, "FEED MY FACE" and the fact that it's in an Ace Hardware store of all fucking places only adds to the weird charm of it all.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Why is their a plastic floss tool included in each bag of jerky?

Because jerky has a tendency to get trapped in between crooked-ass teeth. It can be worse than corn, depending on how British you are.

 

[Aaway]

the best bbq sauce you'll ever taste is being sold at a hardware store

yeah that makes sense

 

[LegoManiac]

Jack stole those images for his banner.

 

[Begemot]

Jack stole those images for his banner.

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I'd expect legal repercussions, surely?

 

[Mellorine]

In theory they could be licensed stock photos, though I kinda doubt it. Especially since the Bitmoji Terms of Service forbids commercial use.

 

[LegoManiac]

I think you're spot on about those images originating from stock photo sites, but I don't think Jack had the decency to pay for the rights to use them. A couple of years ago Jack had a background of a row of buildings on one his website pages. Did a reverse image search and found the same image on a website that does background paintings for plays and the like. Contacted the admin and inquired about licensing and linked them to Jack's page as an example. The admin responded that they don't license their art for web use and were thankful for bringing it to their attention. A few days later Jack removed the image from his website.

 

[JackDavis]

It’s so ironic how religious this guy is, yet he’s a theiving scumbag child abuser. He’s every bit as hypocritical and money hungry as DSP is.

 

[Vorhtbame]

It’s so ironic how religious this guy is, yet he’s a theiving scumbag child abuser. He’s every bit as hypocritical and money hungry as DSP is.

Narcissists use religion as a way to signal their "respectability" in the community, and typically for not much else. In the end, they can't abide the idea of any God higher than themselves.

 

[Adamska]

It’s so ironic how religious this guy is, yet he’s a theiving scumbag child abuser. He’s every bit as hypocritical and money hungry as DSP is.

He also completely denies and lies about why his food sucks if he's forced to confront it. He loves blaming the cookware or recipe for his own fuck ups.

He also gives no fucks about respecting others and clearly needs to get punched because of that.

 

[FatNero]

It’s so ironic how religious this guy is, yet he’s a theiving scumbag child abuser. He’s every bit as hypocritical and money hungry as DSP is.

What did I miss?

 

[JackDavis]

What did I miss?

He recorded some video where he was talking about how his son (not Jack Jr., but his older brother) got in his face so he took him down with a choke hold and wanted to kill him.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Having just discovered this.....thing, and then binging a metric fuckton of his videos I have to wonder if Jack is quite simply deluded to the point of Narcissism, it's already been mentioned that he's pretty much the DSP of food and there are so many comparisons that it's scary. I wonder if the fact that gets offered all of these shitty products to test and shill helps fuel his ego to the point of thinking that he is a proper gourmet cook. The chilli cook-off video is a surefire example or anything where his son tries his cooking. Just like DSP on a fucking online match, he cannot back his shit up when it comes to people actually trying his creations and then Jack just simply falls back on his blaming his cookware and being passive aggressive.

Also that lazy man's lasagne is an abomination.