Ask men why they do things the way they do and maybe you'll get an honest answer

[Kofi Drinka]

I agree with the men complimenting each other but not so much with the women compliments. This can lead to a typical mixed signal embarrassment

Women don't compliment each other in the way men think they do. Women play sub levels of bullshit with each other men won't or don't care about. Women's compliments are often insults in ways men just don't detect.

Nobody goes up to Quasimodo and says "wow teehee you're so GOOD at ringing those BELLS". They go eww I hope the creepy bell guy doesn't come over here.

They do if he's a tech bro.

The whole goal is to see if they get violent you idiot. The last thing a sane woman wants is to be tied to a violent and unstable man. If he's willing to hit a woman for being annoying hard enough to risk killing her what do you think that kind of man will do with a crying baby?

That's not why women do it. And they actually do want a man who is masculine and violent. Women who don't get put in their place (and that doesn't mean you punch them) keep acting out. They want to be disciplined and told to pack it in. They don't want a man who can't handle himself.

What happens if you piss sitting down?

Well usually you also have a poo? Sort of how that whole system works.

I found the opposite to be true, she gets turned on by her jealousy. Women don't want a man no other woman wants.

You have a very strange partner or she's lying to you. Most women don't like their man being flirted with and it's going to end in a crash out if it keeps happening.

 

[Spud]

You have a very strange partner or she's lying to you. Most women don't like their man being flirted with and it's going to end in a crash out if it keeps happening.

I didn't believe her when she said it but my god the way she acted in the bedroom proved me wrong. Besides I'm not her's its just her turn.

 

[Otterly]

Oh mine are past the shoulders. I plan on growing them down the waist if i can

The only thing that kind of bothers me is people constantly asking me if i'm a metalhead or stuff like that. I use to enjoy metal, still do sometimes, but i think i'm too old to be a metalhead

Long hair is fine, as long as it’s well maintained

Well again, under what circumstances would you compliment a man. Please paint me a scene with your words.

Not the person you were asking but recent examples;
Complimented neighbour on his newly built garden raised beds, said that’s a nice job.
Complimented male colleague in front of team on a thing they’d done well ‘- really have to say x did a great job with this, thanks do much..’
I think mainly ‘stuff people did’ rather than what they look like. I don’t think I’d be complimenting the appearance of a man I wasn't entangled with past someone i knew well with a new haircut and a ‘oh looks nice’ in passing or something, but I will and do compliment on skills exercised, like building a good fence or if they say they’ve run a race or something.

 

[Plastic Paddy]

So can you or can you not pee with an erection? Are you team can pee (albeit with difficulty) or can't pee?

Spoiler: too much powerleveling

My dick is like a firehose you can do it but like it's super unwieldy to aim and easier to do it sitting down. Though usually it ends up hitting the front inside of the bowl and it's fucking weird. I don't like my junk to feel wet and cold only at the tip.

Also as for playing with my testicles I'm okay with it but if it's pulled too much it makes me start to see red and it becomes really uncomfortable. They can also retract all the way back to inside your body and it's even weirder.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

One thing in this thread... Do none of you guys know that if you just flex your muscles really hard it will make your boner go away?

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I didn't believe her when she said it but my god the way she acted in the bedroom proved me wrong. Besides I'm not her's its just her turn.

Women play stupid games with each other. Not many women are into being cheated on and one good fuck isn't worth the stupid games and whining.

One thing in this thread... Do none of you guys know that if you just flex your muscles really hard it will make your boner go away?

considering erections involve involuntary muscle tensing, seems very unlikely.

Complimented neighbour on his newly built garden raised beds, said that’s a nice job.
Complimented male colleague in front of team on a thing they’d done well ‘- really have to say x did a great job with this, thanks do much..’
I think mainly ‘stuff people did’ rather than what they look like. I don’t think I’d be complimenting the appearance of a man I wasn't entangled with past someone i knew well with a new haircut and a ‘oh looks nice’ in passing or something, but I will and do compliment on skills exercised, like building a good fence or if they say they’ve run a race or something.

Does this count as a compliment? It comes across as small talk to me.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Also as for playing with my testicles I'm okay with it but if it's pulled too much it makes me start to see red and it becomes really uncomfortable. They can also retract all the way back to inside your body and it's even weirder.

I bet you’re not allowed within 300 yards of a school, Mr. Oversharing.

 

[Spud]

one good fuck isn't worth the stupid games and whining.

But enough about getting married.

Women play stupid games with each other.

Not my problem tbh.

Not many women are into being cheated on

You'd be surprised, I don't judge and for that they'll tell me what they want.

 

[Plastic Paddy]

I bet you’re not allowed within 300 yards of a school, Mr. Oversharing.

Note to self I shouldn't use Kiwifarms too early in the morning.

 

[Otterly]

Does this count as a compliment? It comes across as small talk to me.

Yeah maybe it is. It’s sort of indirect praise of action I suppose.
I think I would compliment a male friend on looks but only in specific circumstances. I remember telling all the groomsmen they looked handsome at a wedding but that was kind of bantery… in a group setting etc. It’d have to be someone I knew well, and knew what our relationship was, if that makes sense?

 

[Motherf*cker]

I think if he was already wound up about maybe being a bit lost then any criticism is going to hit harder because you’re doing it at a point there’s already an emotional flavour to the situation.
Having a go at someone’s parking skills when you’re sat on the sofa for example isn’t the same as doing it when you’re stressed trying to get the car into a minute space under a time pressure, such as ‘I have to get this kid to the doctor’ or ‘we are going to be late.’
Criticism ‘in the moment’ will often trigger people which is why it’s best avoided.

Probably right, I will try to avoid it.

 

[dick brain]

I didn't believe her when she said it but my god the way she acted in the bedroom proved me wrong. Besides I'm not her's its just her turn.

I will once again back this up.

It's starting to sound like -- and I recognize that this may be a controversial take -- women aren't all the same and don't all like the same things.

 

[Spud]

It's starting to sound like -- and I recognize that this may be a controversial take -- women aren't all the same and don't all like the same things.

Let's cool it with the misogyny. Otherwise you might start to think that woman are independent and capable of making decisions and bearing the consequences of said decisions. Wait... I believe that, oh no.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Let's cool it with the misogyny. Otherwise you might start to think that woman are independent and capable of making decisions and bearing the consequences of said decisions. Wait... I believe that, oh no.

Confirmed woman. No man with a set of balls believes either of those things. Just ask them "What do you want to eat" or "What do you want to watch" and see their brains fall out their ears.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I've never harassed another man for his hair style.

Manbuns are for pussies

Oh right. I forgot manbuns exist since they kind of went out of style in 2026. If you have a man bun, you're a literal fucking faggot and deserve mockery beyond levels you could ever comprehend. I fully support bullying every man bun wearing faggot until they commit suicide. You have to really fucking have no self respect.

Are you trying to get broken up with? A woman complimenting you in front of your wife is going to piss your wife off and start stupid jealousy games.

I don't really get this to be honest. I've gotten compliments before from women and it's never started fights. If it did, then I've certainly never seen it. Depends on if the compliment is openly flirting, I guess? Maybe I just don't date women who act belligerent over stupid things? A woman telling me they like my hair or my suit never seemed to set off flags though...

I wouldn't recommend complimenting men you don't know very well, because there's a pretty high chance it'll ruin our day, and a middling-to-high chance we'll ruin yours in return.

.....Okay, what is wrong with you people? A woman giving a compliment certainly does not ruin your day, it's just politeness. It's certainly not making me uncomfortable. It's just normal conversation.

 

[dick brain]

Confirmed woman. No man with a set of balls believes either of those things. Just ask them "What do you want to eat" or "What do you want to watch" and see their brains fall out their ears.

Women are to independence as jews are to whiteness. They only claim to be when it benefits them.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

If you're going to give them a compliment, do it in front of their lady, so there's no flirtation implied.

Great way to get stabbed. Seriously, don't do this.

 

[dick brain]

If you have a man bun, you're a literal fucking faggot

Says the guy looking at men's buns.

 

[Spud]

Just ask them "What do you want to eat" or "What do you want to watch" and see their brains fall out their ears.

Why would I do that? The important question is what do I want to eat/watch, and I'm feeling pizza and Robocop.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Do you think a man will be able to put me in my place, or am I too far gone?