Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Trump called for them to rise up on Saturday and take control. They didn't.
He literally told them to take shelter & wait for the US/Israel to finish their bombing campaign before doing anything, a sentiment he further repeated in his next speech on the subject of Iran, and Pahlavi has also been saying the exact same thing. Holy shit people, have a little patience before declaring any 2nd go at a new Iranian Revolution (which hasn't even begun yet) an immediate & certain failure.
 
Iran doesn't care. It's propaganda to show a US Embassy on fire. It's why they are sending a third drone that way.
They could have achieved the same effect by simply waiting for some dumb American woman to leave a bag of popcorn in the break room microwave for too long. It may have even been more devastating to the building that way.

But no, they had to fly bombs into Saudi Arabia. Okay, Iran.
 
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Trump is threatening Iran with even more bombings after they drone striked the embassy in Riyadh

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Trump no longer thinks boots on the ground will be needed in Iran. There's definitely SpecOps teams in country already but that's different than normal grunts.

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Iran's hitting the embassy in Riyadh again.

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Indonesian is willing to host peace talks between the US/Israel and Iran.
 
You seriously don't believe this retarded propaganda do you? Nobody wants monarchs to come back, the only groups willing to reestablish monarchy were fascist like Franco who wanted an escape valve for when he died and there was no obvious successor. I swear this thread is a fucking time warp back to 2003, same boomer trash opinions and jerking off because of stuff exploding. We even saw this exact bullshit line for Afghanistan over Zahir Shah.
yeah bro democracy/republicanism works super well for middle eastern countries!
it has created inspiring success stories such as lebanon, syria, iraq and yemen!
these countries are definitely much better off and more successful than stupid backwards monarchies like saudia, UAE, jordan and kuwait!
 
yeah bro democracy/republicanism works super well for middle eastern countries!
it has created inspiring success stories such as lebanon, syria, iraq and yemen!
these countries are definitely much better off and more successful than stupid backwards monarchies like saudia, UAE, jordan and kuwait!
Iran isn't Middle Eastern.

It's Western Eastern... Eastern Western? You know, the thing.
 
What is Iran hoping to accomplish by pissing off the Saudis? You could argue the other Gulf states aren't really big enough to directly fuck with them, but Saudi Arabia can crush their asses.
Saudi Arabia is a paper tiger like Iran but instead of Russian and Chinese support they're supported by us. Nepotism is rampant and everyone is descended from cousin fuckers so they're retarded. They've been in Yemen for years and still haven't crushed the Houthis.
 
My favorite jew jokes are "masterbation machines" "it was real in my mind" and "you could tell the nationality of who was being burned by the color smoke" among others.
I will always love how Nothing But Trouble did the Holocoaster and it never gets any shit
More people than that die in soccer riots.
rookie numbers vs trained generational pros
I do wonder what the coziest jobs are, probably have to be something deep in america where you just take care of filing cabinets or something, zero percent chance of danger.
during Vietnam my dad guarded a typewriter in West Germany (as he puts it) doing payroll
there was a non-zero chance of getting obliterated in the opening salvos of WW3 but otherwise it was pretty comfy
 
Was sitting here thinking how to make a funny joke about how you're just mad at how swole my gunt is but then I got sidetracked.

You posted this weird image and it says "ddees.com" so I checked it out!
"David Dees, a graphic artist based in Louisville, Kentucky is popular for his anti-Semitic and conspiratorial art. His artwork was circulated across the email groups of extremists released on the 9/11 conspiracy theories website and later changed into videos and posted on YouTube as well as other Websites."
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ohhhh lolz

Seethe more you fucking brownoid.
Ddees is a saint, don't you dare spoil his name.
 
Love seeing those stars and bars stream across the globe...

Speaking of, it seems that The Ghost of Tehran is en-route to the Kaaba:

"No sleep till Tel Aviv" doesn't seem to have the same ring to it as Brooklyn. Maybe it works in Arabic, whatever I don't care. We're just 2 people making jokes anyways.
 
"Finally, to the great, proud people of Iran, I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand…when we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be probably your only chance for generations."

Yeah and what'd he say literally right after that, which you would know if you had just watched the damn video of his speech (it's only 8 minutes long) for yourself instead of reading news articles about it?

Stay sheltered. Don't leave your home. It's very dangerous outside. Bombs will be dropping everywhere. When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be, probably, your only chance for generations.
(Around the 7 minute mark)
 
I think this notion that Pahlavi is a hated puppet/despot-in-waiting who has no meaningful support in Iran, which is full of fanatical Shiite mountain niggers who love being dehydrated to death under the rule of the Ayatollah, and that he can't possibly get anything real going can be safely dismissed as bullshit since that nigga actually called for mass protests on a certain day (Jan 8 ), and those protests - replete with pro-Shah slogans & flags - were indeed so much more massive than the ones on the previous days that the Islamists had to start massacring thousands or tens of thousands of people to stay afloat long enough to get bombed in the first place.

There's a lot that can still go wrong but I think that it's 1) too fucking late to still assert Pahlavi is an overhyped nigger who can't do anything nor does he enjoy any real support on the ground and 2) it's too fucking early to say that a revolution assisted by Judeo-Burger bombings can't happen in the near future.

Iran isn't a monolith. There are in fact fanatical shiite mountain niggers who will die for the Mullahs, those who actively want the Shah to return, and those who will go with whoever can keep order and not starve out the nation. The Shah will never win over group #1, but his legitimacy will derive entirely from being able to prevent/alleviate the oncoming water crisis from wiping out half the country. If Tehran starts dying of thirst, then the people will turn on the Shah just as quickly as they did the Mullahs, and that risks a Libya-esque civil war but with 12 times the population, the nightmare scenario. He has clout, but his regime will not survive catastrophe.
 
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