Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Unredacted TND]

I have some great news for you
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https://x.com/faytuksnetwork/status/2028427877918618092?s=46

Stop i'm so tired of winning.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

LEAVE THE MULLAHS ALONE NIKITA BIER!


https://archive.ph/6W1v6

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I wish we could throw the troons into cannons as much as the next guy but ww3 will never happen. The powers that are will never let it happen.

I mean, I'm sure people said the same about the Concert of Europe all the way into 1914

 

[SlipNHonkMach2]

I have an older cousin who was a sergeant in the US Army. Once told me a story about how when he was over in Kuwait, he tried to get a platoon (or rather the equivalent of) to do synchronized jumping jacks, which was actually an incredibly difficult task since they kept failing over and over and they couldn't understand how to do it. It's the famed Arab capacity for cooperation.

Nevertheless an embarrassing moment, but not unpredictable for inbreds.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I mean, I'm sure people said the same about the Concert of Europe all the way into 1914

With all the nuclear stockpiles in the world, I think most governments won't risk it. Im pretty sure Ukraine will end this year too. Only big thing is maybe China trying to get Taiwan but I dont even think that would trigger it.

 

[Unredacted TND]

I can think of worse people to die for.

What about people who were just a fan of his accounting?

 

[Boney]

Why the fuck are we trying to put troons in the trenches? Am I just out of the loop on a meme?

 

[Drip Torch]

If only there was coalition between the US, Russia and China to ensure peace and stability in the region. A Board of Peace?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I can think of worse people to die for.

Both Khamenei and Epstein were leaders of pedophilic death cults with deep roots in the government structures. Both deserved to die. Neither suffered enough before death. There is pretty much no difference between them.

 

[Unredacted TND]

Real talk, is there any chance we're sending troops? God if this happens i'll just kill myself.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

I have an older cousin who was a sergeant in the US Army. Once told me a story about how when he was over in Kuwait, he tried to get a platoon (or rather the equivalent of) to do synchronized jumping jacks, which was actually an incredibly difficult task since they kept failing over and over and they couldn't understand how to do it. It's the famed Arab capacity for cooperation.

Nevertheless an embarrassing moment, but not unpredictable for inbreds.

there used to be tons of vids of US troops trying to get ANA troopers to do push ups and jumping jacks etc and they just were too retarded to do it.

 

[aphaln]

The IDF published cockpit footage of a fighter jet dodging an Iranian SA missile

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

Both Khamenei and Epstein were leaders of pedophilic death cults with deep roots in the government structures. Both deserved to die. Neither suffered enough before death. There is pretty much no difference between them.

Exactly why we shouldn't fight a war for his benefactors.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Real talk, I'm real tired of the boy who cried draft ever since drumpf bombed that Syrian airfield in 2017. I honestly think a good portion of Millenials and Zoomers have been conditioned that any millitary action that happens must turn into another Iraq or Afghanistan, and if it turns out differently it's either ignored or it's just Jewish scheming to throw the Goyim for a loop and the real draft is next time

There are a lot of "memes" that may very well have been years long demoralisation campaigns that people on the right fell into. Even when they are proven false again and again people keep spamming them.

 

[Brandy [◉'']]

I am very much out of the loop when it comes to muslim shitholes, why exactly did based US start bombing Iran? Was there any event that started it?

 

[OG Cryptid]

I am very much out of the loop when it comes to muslim shitholes, why exactly did based US start bombing Iran? Was there any event that started it?

1. FAFO
2. Deserved
3. Israel technically started it
4. "They were gonna shoot first"

 

[Boney]

Real talk, is there any chance we're sending troops? Godnif this happens i'll just kill myself.

Yes. It's guaranteed. Your draft slip is already being mailed. :-(

 

[NogginKnocker]

I already got injured on October 7th so ya'll can count me out on this one. Although I heard every US/Israeli soldier who fights this war will get a qt goth Iranian gf so that's quite tempting.

In all seriousness though I really hope there wont be boots on the ground, the backlash isn't worth it tbh.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Official statement:
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https://archive.ph/ozynm
This would've been unthinkable less than a week ago.

I wonder what was going through those Qatari pilots minds. The air force of Qatar is literally a social club for well connected princelings to play around with expensive toys. Then they were told to take off in the middle of a shooting war.

props to them though. They have scored two rare air to air kills in the 21st century.

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

I am very much out of the loop when it comes to muslim shitholes, why exactly did based US start bombing Iran? Was there any event that started it?

Gaza PR backlash, and Epstein files dump killed U.S. support for Israel, now it's now or never to push America into it.