💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dean Pentel]

He’s also thinner, sexier, smarter, and a more successful author. And less homosexual.

I'd argue Chris is also much more of the "mommy's special boy" too.

Pat looks more feminine though, I’m sure Chris would kill to have a pair of milkers like Pat.

I bet you more than a few women would too. Part of me wishes he'd come to that same conclusion when arguing with women ("you're just jealous I have better tits than you, child"). This would require him to admit he's fat. He'll get a NY Times bestseller written and published before that would ever happen.

 

[FinnSven]

He’s also thinner, sexier, smarter, and a more successful author. And less homosexual.

And is confirmed to have had more sexual partners than Patty.

That Hooker, his mother and Flutter.

Patrick has only ever been with Ade who was stolen by a better man and maybe Niki.
Though, does being pegged count?
If not, then it’s just Ade.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

OH LAWDY, HE'S HOLLERIN' BLOODY MURDER PRISON THREATS AGAIN
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The simple ones always get me. It is truly amazing how little effort it takes to set him off.

 

[MilkThePig]

It is truly amazing how little effort it takes to set him off.

In the past he has responded to a picture of an electric guitar that was texted to him with the text "REEE REEE REEEEEEEEEE" and also a picture of Chewbacca saying "WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA".

This is not a mentally sound individual. He is very round though. Also a possible pedophile (confirmation needed).

 

[FinnSven]

Also a possible pedophile (confirmation needed).

I don’t know about that.

He has done everything possible to distance himself from children, rather than gain access to them.
Possibly it’s a Jimmy Savile method, as in he spreads a claim that he doesn’t like or care for children especially, thus making it seem like that he isn’t interested in children full stop.

Granted Patrick isn’t lurking around care homes for disturbed young girls or hosting TV shows which grant wishes for children, so such a smoke screen is unnecessary.

In his ”defense”, it’s far more likely that he is a closeted gay man, held in the closet by internalized homophobia.

He also is probably the kind of misogynistic closeted homosexual man who hates women and so both Ade and Niki suffered these horrible marriages to him.

Niki, being a dumpy lesbian who possibly also shares the internalized homophobia and self hatred, remains with him as a way of punishing herself.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The simple ones always get me. It is truly amazing how little effort it takes to set him off.

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He refuses to give the number of pepperoni because it is too high to count. It's why he is so fat

 

[Hitlerswag420]

BREAKING NEWS
OnaForums protesters have discovered Patrick and Niki's new "Alcohol-free" drink app, "Mocktales"

https://mocktaleapp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5utQHCEB0GE

 

[McMitch]

OnaForums protesters have discovered Patrick and Niki's new "Alcohol-free" drink app, "Mocktales"

I’m confused: is this something Fatrick and Niki are actually using, or is it just an unrelated thing OnA posters are shitposting in?

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I’m confused: is this something Fatrick and Niki are actually using, or is it just an unrelated thing OnA posters are shitposting in?

It's their app

 

[McMitch]

It's their app

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Considering how much the idea of “non-alcoholic” drinks runs counter to their blatant alcoholism, I still feel like this is a bit.

 

[AnOminous]

In the past he has responded to a picture of an electric guitar that was texted to him with the text "REEE REEE REEEEEEEEEE" and also a picture of Chewbacca saying "WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA".

Chewbacca-posting was the absolute best pestposting of all time. Imagine being so mentally retarded you actually respond to that.

 

[McMitch]

Chewbacca-posting was the absolute best pestposting of all time. Imagine being so mentally retarded you actually respond to that.

It’s so good that even just being reminded of it gets me cackling like the damn thing is right in front of me.

 

[Azdy]

 

[Hitlerswag420]

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Tortured genius

 

[documental]

Web version of the app available at https://web.mocktaleapp.com/

 

[Summer of George]

lol this thing doesn't even send a verification email. Anyone can just sign up with niggerfarts123@yahoo and shitpost to their heart's content. Nice app, stupid.

Is this Tomlinson's bizarre attempt at setting up a honeypot? Wait for the knock, teetotaler.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

In his ”defense”, it’s far more likely that he is a closeted gay man, held in the closet by internalized homophobia.

More importantly, he's a closeted powerfuckingbottom and has no use for twinks or kids or anything besides the biggest of bears.

 

[A.P. Hill]

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Dostoyevsky would call Rick a fat retarded faggot with bitch tits who needs to repent of his ego, wrath and alcoholism before he ends up enjoying hell.

Titty Ricky posting this is hilarious considering he, like all online lefties, likely has naked contempt for devout Christians. I guarantee you this midwit can't name a single book that Dostoyevsky wrote. It gets doubly hilarious since Fat is a LOTR consoomer who can't understand the unsubtle Christian themes in the series, because he's a fat retard.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

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Is Patrick basically admitting that his life isn’t perfect? That’s he’s actually miserable? Something he has emphatically denied to the stalker childs for years now?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Dostoyevsky would call Rick a fat retarded faggot with bitch tits who needs to repent of his ego, wrath and alcoholism before he ends up enjoying hell.

The Big D would seclude himself on a remote frozen island and spend the next year writing a 2,000+ page tome about him, The Fat Idiot. It would have over fifteen thousand different names for Rick.