Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[GoGoNoJo]

My take is the conservative Zoomers hate both
The leftist shitbags hate only the Israelis

I also think there are some "smash the patriarchy" types who are otherwise leftish in outlook but are primarily concerned with feminism who are pleased at the ayatollah's death.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Where are you? I'm in the North and it's pretty surreal how quiet it is. If this was going on 10 years ago we'd be living in the bomb shelters cause of shelling

They can still cause a lot of problems of course but getting involved right now could be even more catastrophic for them

I think he's in the middle

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Where are you? I'm in the North and it's pretty surreal how quiet it is. If this was going on 10 years ago we'd be living in the bomb shelters cause of Hezbollah shelling

Tel Aviv, there were alarms nearly all night. Now quiet and the streets are completely empty. Tons of posers went back to their parents.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

Pro Israel/not giving a fuck vs anti-israel pro brown.

The fun thing about US Gen Z is that they're anti-israel and not even pro brown, they don't care about palestine because muh human rights, they care because its da joos doing it

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Tel Aviv, there were alarms nearly all night. Now quiet and the streets are completely empty. Tons of posers went back to their parents.

> Tel Aviv

Gay nigger alert


nah glad you're safe. Are you getting drunk for purim this year?

 

[fatcock burgerking]

Hope this isn't too off-topic. I collect old magazines, and I'd like to share some pages from the coronation of Empress Farah from '67. It's neat to see Reza at 6 years old.

Spoiler: Large images

 

[Unredacted TND]

I think people talking about whether this is the jews fault are missing the most important thing.

Iran forces gays to turn into trannies by getting surgery so """technically""" the couples aren't gay anymore. Their society degenerates and gets bombed to shit.

Coincidence? I think not. Common sense tranny control (or extermination) is a requirement for any nation to stay stable.

While this is true, state needs at least four eyewitnesses to confirm you had sodomy. And non-sodomy sexual acts like kissing aren't punishable by death.

So you can be gay and live without being turned to tranny as long as you don't fuck someone in the ass in front of public square or orgy.

Or so i heard, i may be full of shit too.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Us military/israeli strikes against the iranian ministry of intelligence.

 

[Mikoyan]

Iran also funded tons of bot farms. Its going to be interesting to see if China, Russia, democrats or the Norks pick up the slack, but we hopefully should see less botting. I doubt it but I can dream, right?

I've been expecting the botnets to wake up and start attacking random things because of this. So far it's not been happening from things I can see. Wonder if they've decided cybersperging isn't the move or if we'll get some cool stories someday about how they took down the botnets when the attacks started.

 

[Grape Beverage]

I think it's only a small percentage that is anti-israel amongst the Gen z. I mean, let's be honest here the pro -palestine crowd optically they aren't helping themselves. They're fucking annoying. I mean go to any protest and look at them. Would you want to hang out with them? I wouldn't. They're fucking gay. Like you want to be on the side of a tranny?

I think Gen Z is more anti-Israel primarily because it's less white. Considering how almost exactly half of Gen Z is non-hispanic white, I don't think it's useful to view Gen Z as a singular bloc. It makes more sense to separate them into White Gen Z, and Nonwhite Gen Z. This can produce some counterintuitive polling results when each sub group has more intense feelings on different subjects. White Gen Z is softer on Israel but probably still generally supportive, and very supportive of Khomeini Khamenei Strike. Nonwhite Gen Z is soft on Khomeini Khamenei strike, but very opposed to Israel in the Israel Palestine conflict. It's difficult to find specific data on gen z opinion broken down by race, but I think that other racial data on these issues supports this idea.

EDIT: Wrong Ayatollah Assahola

 

[IrishGuy088]

I didn't intend to specify a time period, I meant the entire duration of the operation up until the regime's fall. I expected that no Americans would die, and that belief was mistaken.
I'm not ashamed to admit when I'm wrong.

This attitude will land you in a meat grinder operated by the people you are needlessly apologizing to.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Quick rundown of what happened since last night? Or should I just follow the highlights

People here have done a good job with highlights.

 

[mango_reseller]

Wonder if they've decided cybersperging isn't the move or if we'll get some cool stories someday about how they took down the botnets when the attacks started.

They have been conducting cyberattacks. They're just not working.

Spoiler: Relevant quote

“As Iran considers its options, the likelihood increases that proxy groups and hacktivists may take action, including cyberattacks, against Israeli and U.S.-affiliated military, commercial, or civilian targets,” said Rafe Pilling, the director of threat intelligence with cybersecurity firm Sophos.
The attacks could include the amplification of old data breaches presented as new, unsophisticated attempts to compromise internet-exposed industrial systems, and potentially direct offensive cyber operations, Pilling said.
Activity in the Middle East has increased, said Cynthia Kaiser, a former top FBI cyber official and current senior vice president at anti-ransomware firm Halcyon. Kaiser said the firm has also seen calls to action from known pro-Iranian cyber personas who in the past have carried out hack-and-leak operations, ransomware attacks and distributed denial-of-service attacks (DDoS), which flood internet services rendering them inaccessible.

The current cyber activity may precede more aggressive operations, said Adam Meyers, senior vice president of counter adversary operations with CrowdStrike.
"CrowdStrike is already seeing activity consistent with Iranian-aligned threat actors and hacktivist groups conducting reconnaissance and initiating DDoS attacks," he said.
Cybersecurity firm Anomali said in an analysis shared with Reuters on Saturday that state-backed Iranian hacking groups were already carrying out "wiper" attacks that erase data on Israeli targets ahead of the strikes.
Although Iran is often mentioned by U.S. cyber officials alongside Russia and China as a threat to American networks, Tehran's previous responses to attacks on its soil have been muted.
In June, after the U.S. struck Iranian nuclear targets, there was little sign of the disruptive cyberattacks often invoked during discussions of Iran’s digital capabilities beyond a short-lived interruption of services in Tirana, Albania's capital, according to media reports.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Gen Z is obsessed with Israel/Palestine but they all stated paying attention to the issue on October 8th, 2023 and all agreed to pretend nothing relevant ever happened before that day.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I think Gen Z is more anti-Israel primarily because it's less white. Considering how almost exactly half of Gen Z is non-hispanic white, I don't think it's useful to view Gen Z as a singular bloc. It makes more sense to separate them into White Gen Z, and Nonwhite Gen Z. This can produce some counterintuitive polling results when each sub group has more intense feelings on different subjects. White Gen Z is softer on Israel but probably still generally supportive, and very supportive of Khomeini Strike. Nonwhite Gen Z is soft on Khomeini strike, but very opposed to Israel in the Israel Palestine conflict. It's difficult to find specific data on gen z opinion broken down by race, but I think that other racial data on these issues supports this idea.

So being pro israel/agnostic to Israel is a sign of whiteness?

What a world we are living in.


Although tbh I've had this theory for a while.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Not sure if it has been mentioned, but the first bombs hit, by the muslim calendar, at pretty well the exact minute and date the first plane was hijacked on 9/11, on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 (discrepancies between muslim and western calendars of course).

Extremely optimistic but imagine for the 30th anniversary, the kaaba gets mo-i mean gets bombed by shia terrorists because the big black cube is an example of kuffar culture (murican worship of black men!) inshallah may the symbol of American flith be vanquished!

people will be very confused when all of these niggas scream "ALI!!!" instead of "ALLAH!!!" lmao
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Shia Islam is a very interesting religion

Tbf,anecdote but I have noticed that the shia types tend to like Christians a bit more than the sunnis do. Esp given their history of persecution by the sunnis.

The Israeli Air Force released a video showing massive strikes on the IRGC headquarters in Tehran.
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מוביוס 1 לפעול!

Iranian drones have just struck a large shopping mall in Sharjah Dubai.
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IS IRAN RETARDED!? THAT'S THE FUCKING STATE THAT HAS A SHIA MOSQUE IN IT! holy shit i hope this ends with the IRGC getting assfucked by missiles.

Dojima buddy please tell me you're still alive...

Yo! I was about to be bombed but thanks to ahura mazda i was able to open my third eye and vaporize it! His powers are truly infinite! The true shah of man!

I think you mean Shmuel Cohen

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I'd kill to read memoir explaining why he ended up defecting to israel. He's s basically that one mossad spy that fooled the Syrians for a decade and even after getting hanged was getting Ws from his grave. Hoping qaani doesn't get caught.

Also, the justification for so many wars and financing of Muslim rebellions, has been that we (the West) are helping rescue people from evil dictatorships.

AKA getting rid of muslim trash. Frankly barring iranians and euro muds like bosnians. Muds don't deserve help. Let them suffer since after all! The more the suffering the more the virgins in jannah!

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

The Iranian women I've met are objectively hotter, plus less baggage.

Is that because they had to flee in a hurry with muzzie rapists tailing them?

 

[IrishGuy088]

My head hurts. Is the airstrikes still going on?

The airstrikes am continuing.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

U.S. administration believes that Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian is flexible in negotiations, which is why Israel did not assassinate him - Israeli Channel 12

 

[Spatula]

Us military/israeli strikes against the iranian ministry of intelligence.

Do they actually have a ministry of intelligence?
Is that a joke?