Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

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I don't know the veracity of this but its worth sharing

Do you believe that they are still searching his limbs in the palace?

 

[KingLiberty76]

If you really think about Zoe Quinn is partially responsible for this, depending on how you connect certain points

edit: this is meant to be a satire post don't take it seriously

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

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The Zionist Entity seems to be more and more confident that the Ayatollah has been cassarolla'd.

Well he isn't showing up. At some point they might just claim he's dead to force him to appear

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Blame the Iranians for making shit missiles then.
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Zero American casualties. I’m feeling good.

If no Americans die I’ll sleep cozy tonight even if the UAE, Saudi Arabia, and the Israelis are shitting bricks.

Yeah, I would be pretty concerned if I were in a European city.

Unironically I would love to see a crusade to liberate Dearborn, NYC, London, Berlin, and Madrid.

 

[Rapesputin]

>ermm how come you're celebrating that [good thing] is happening instead of complaining that [other good thing] isn't happening yet?
Why are third-worldists like this?

 

[neger psykolog]

This is only tangentially related to the current happening but obligatory to share given the prestigious sonichu reference. Yes - we exist in a world where people use sonichu to joke about paid government bots trying to flood social media with sexy women so information is hard to find.

 

[W@rui]

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I don't know the veracity of this but its worth sharing

It might be a game of telephone, because that's the 3rd twitter post I've seen of it. Because it's a Twitter post, I'm taking it with a grain of salt for now until Iran and/or other sources corroborate.

 

[fur fag]

some cool footage of exoatmospheric interceptions over erbil, iraq

 

[Wilson The Ball]

Those oil fields were promised to us 3000 years ago

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

“By Allah we are getting bombed to shit! Quick, deploy a bloody backpack and crisis actors to fake a scene for social media!” -Your imagination
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Hey, I'm just trying to point out that it'd be mightily convenient, you can be as retarded as you want and we'll still laugh at you.

 

[ZealotCrustacean101]

I'm betting Iran officials are genning an AI video of the Ayatollah right now

 

[harmy.kook]

If you really think about Zoe Quinn is partially responsible for this, depending on how you connect certain points

Honestly, it's more because Trump outbid some spergey Jew on a property.

Wonder whatever happened to that guy?

 

[OG Cryptid]

If you really think about Zoe Quinn is partially responsible for this, depending on how you connect certain points

"We're building a NEW lock system in the Hormuz, we're calling it....the Ghamer'Ghait."

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Dubai's entire real estate market and businesses have highly significant Iranian ownership because of the sanctions (they can't invest almost anywhere else). The business link between Iran/UAE is massive so them hitting it will have an impact on themselves to begin with but it will also destroy the illusion that the UAE is an extremely safe place.

Sounds like a false flag.

But all of this really depends on how long this conflict goes on. The drones that are striking buildings are relatively tiny, if actual missiles hit and cause significant damage to power infrastructure or airports it will be a game changer.

If I were someone who chose dubai as a travel destination, and a lot of brits do, I would not be going back if it any time, for almost no reason, a drone could hit my hotel.
I'll stick with thai land or portgual.

 

[Kaakaapoo]

With Venezuela off the table and Iran also getting off the table the Chinese are running out of places to get oil from. The only place left is Russia. And while the Russians and the Chinese might talk about how much they have in common because their BRICS nations, this could be farther from the truth.

It's closer to the truth than you think. Actual Rus/China expert here. The Sino-Soviet split is largely what allowed US/ZOG hegemony to spread across most of the world. After the fall of the Soviet Union, Russia and China buried the hatchet and have entered long-term economic and military agreements with each other. they might not see eye-to-eye on every issue, but they are united in their effort to reduce US/ZOG global influence. An obvious sign of this is North Korea's participation in the Ukraine War. North Korea is a Chinese vassal state. North Korea could not have sent troops to support Russia without China's approval. their invovlement is a de facto sign of China's agreement and assistance with Russia's national objectives.

Also their cooperation is not a one-way street. Yes, China will increasinly become reliant on Russia for oil and gas in the coming future, but China has loads of mineral resources to offer to Russia in exchange. Particularly, China's rare-earth mineral deposits which are some of the largest in the world, and will become ever-increasingly important in the future as technology continues to advance and be integrated into industry, military, and everyday society.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

dude am I going insane or does Irans head of media look like fat richard spencer???

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Richard Spencer already looks like a fat Richard Spencer.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I'm betting Iran officials are genning an AI video of the Ayatollah right now

Imagine if the voice does not match or some shit.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm betting Iran officials are genning an AI video of the Ayatollah right now

(in case anyone is too young/gay to get this reference, many years ago Iran put out a news release showing their fancy new rocket test launch and the image they put out was photoshopped to show more launchers than they actually had and it turned into a joke to make the most ridiculous edits of it possible)

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Hey, I'm just trying to point out that it'd be mightily convenient, you can be as retarded as you want and we'll still laugh at you.

Yeah okay, fantasize about the brilliant Iranian psyops more and then call ME retarded lol

 

[0713]

Iraq happened therefore anything that involves the US military is 100% going to be another Iraq situation in the same way anybody that involves a cop arresting somebody must 100% be a nazi germany situation.

It's literally women behavior.

These people are just a bunch of fags.