🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[KuwabaraTheMan]

It's questionable that Lou could hold down a job at this point even if he wanted to. We've seen video of him moving around and it isn't pretty. He struggles to even walk, gets winded easily, crashes his feet on the ground like a rhino, and always leans over forward. Doing a Mcjob would be difficult, even the tard positions he'd struggle to keep.

 

[kazuhiro]

Seems there was some drama yesterday.

Transcript.

Hey guys, gals and non-binary pals, just your friendly neighborhood Ash here. I'm not gonna say neighborhood lioness or anything anymore, because I'm not sure. Anyway, that's what I wanted to post this video about, was I'm gonna... I have to put these on as much as I don't want to, because the screen's kind of small that I'm looking at, and... I'm gonna read something that I wrote instead of just trying to come at it from my... Because if I try to get it out, I'm not gonna be able to.

I had a heavier emotional day than I expected yesterday. Something small and everything kinda snowballed with everything else that's been going through my mind. And I triggered some old shame stuff. And I want people to know that shame and the result that comes with it, even if it's you saying that you don't deserve to be alive.

You didn't do that to yourself. That's ingrained in you by society. know, society telling you that you don't deserve life if you're not productive, etc. That's not you telling you that. That's society telling you that through you. I can tell, in case you can't tell, I haven't been sleeping all that great. But I just want to let everyone know that I'm okay and that I love you.

I'll be around. I may not be answering fast, but I promise I am around. And then I love you all.

Alright, I'm signing off for now. I'll talk to you later.

Then Lou says his mom is in hospital so he needs immediate help for $35-$40 for take out.

Later he's replying to Gneech.

These are some of his reposts over previous days.

Spoiler: SFW

Replies to that post.

 

[Solid Snek]

Seems there was some drama yesterday.

"abused children don't deserve to live" lol

Could be a case of Lou The Writer, but the way he's relaying it here, it sounds like he wants you to think he was suicide baiting, but actually wrote "abused children don't deserve to live". i.e. he was being aggressively hostile towards and threatening abused kids. That would make sense, given both Lou's temperament, and the reaction we're seeing - Lou suicide baits every other day, but the blowback on this one is different.

I guess this is the same trauma he alluded to in his Reddit posts, the abuse that prevented him from watching Pokemon, even though his name was Ash.

Then Lou says his mom is in hospital so he needs immediate help for $35-$40 for take out.

"Mom is in the hospital. Send me food!" I dunno, Lou, have you ever considered Meals on Wheels?

(I hope Horse Fucker is OK. Lou is, unfortunately, an unreliable narrator with a severe case of sociopathy, so we've got no way of knowing whether this is serious or not; she could have a mild flu, or she could be literally dying, and Lou would still only care about his McDonalds.

Whatever it is, get well soon, Horse Fucker!)

 

[Sintharia]

I hope Horse Fucker is OK

Whatever it is, get well soon, Horse Fucker!)

Even knowing that we're talking about Denise, these are words I never expected to see on the Farms, and certainly not in a furry thread.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I got this! The childhood trauma (causing all of the PTSD's) is he was told to clean his room before watching a cartoon.. Fucking evil parents.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I think that Lou is a big fat liar.
I don't think Denise is in the hospital at all. More likely this latest Lou crisis is that Lou really, really, really WANTS (not needs) that new shiny and he has exhausted his usual avenues of grift and needs to come up with a new porky.

And if Denise really is in the hospital, I will say a prayer for The Shield. I can't even imagine what would happen to the wee lad if the only steady caregivers he has ever known grow too ill to care for him.

 

[Asian tech support]

"Mom is in the hospital. Send me food!" I dunno, Lou, have you ever considered Meals on Wheels?

If a passerby was unaware that Louis Dominic Gagliardi III is a four star store bought pasta chef, they might get the impression this 40 year old man relies on his elderly mother to prepare his supper.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

https://bsky.app/profile/queerwestmoreland.bsky.social One post, one interaction. Silence since. This may be Lou's lowest effort grift yet?

Queer Westmoreland, but only if you're trans or non binary. We don't want any of those regular queers.

 

[The Gentle Abyss]

Queer Westmoreland, but only if you're trans or non binary. We don't want any of those regular queers.

Westmoreland County from what I recall is far less tolerant of faggot queers e-begging. They're more actual rustbelt than the yuppie blighted Allegheny, then again its been an injection source for the furry blight even before everything became so faggy in the late 2010s, Anthrocon has been a Pittsburgh staple since 2006.

 

[Solid Snek]

I think that Lou is a big fat liar.
I don't think Denise is in the hospital at all. More likely this latest Lou crisis is that Lou really, really, really WANTS (not needs) that new shiny and he has exhausted his usual avenues of grift and needs to come up with a new porky.

And if Denise really is in the hospital, I will say a prayer for The Shield. I can't even imagine what would happen to the wee lad if the only steady caregivers he has ever known grow too ill to care for him.

Say a prayer WITHOUT LOU'S CONSENT muahahaha

You can pray for the eleven year old in the house and there's not a damn thing Lou can do to stop it!!! Muahahahaha

Lou seems pretty manic and all over the place today. He's reskeeting everything; politics, porn, begposts, art comms, Gneech, child predators planning to mob some poor lady, "banning books from school is good now, actually", YTMND for some reason, and even writing advice from some dumb furry who has never heard of Chehkov's Gun:


"I'd buy that for a dollar..." (if I had one XD)


Surprisingly, Lou manages to continue a QRT chain WITHOUT completely fucking it up. It's not the world's cleverest response, but it makes a lot more sense than Inkblitz's game (I have no idea what Inkblitz's game is; some tranny indie game, maybe?)


Over on Preddit, Lou's word of the day is "Trumpliklan"


Still crying about his ex:


Lou contemplates moving to Canada, but only if he can eat real bacon:


WHOLE lot of football:


Something about fags and Dr Who:


Fantasizing about spending money on Pokemon, and namesplaining Ash while fantasizing about spending money on Pokemon. 3DS and every Pokemon game ever! That'll make Lou happy, I'm sure of it.

 

[ten dollars off]

I'm getting caught up on Lou news, but was thrilled and surprised to hear about his recent de-balling. Can anyone say whether this has affected his temperament or consumption of tiger titty porn?

 

[Spunt]

I'm getting caught up on Lou news, but was thrilled and surprised to hear about his recent de-balling. Can anyone say whether this has affected his temperament or consumption of tiger titty porn?

He seems angrier than ever and Tiger Tit porn consumption has if anything increased.

 

[The Dude]

I'm getting caught up on Lou news, but was thrilled and surprised to hear about his recent de-balling. Can anyone say whether this has affected his temperament or consumption of tiger titty porn?

He seems to be cycling through extremes in mood more and more. He has been expressing violent desires more, quicker to anger and lash out, definitely seems more unhinged and irrational than he did previously.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Happy 2100 pages, yinz. No list of tablets and laptops this time, as Lou has slowed his acquisition of them significantly lately, or at least he doesn't talk about them as much anymore. You can go back and look at the final lists from last July(!) if you like; they wouldn't have changed much since then.

I don't think Denise is in the hospital at all.

This is probably another case of Lou taking the truth and stretching it beyond all recognition. Denise probably went in for some trivial outpatient procedure like getting a precancerous skin growth removed or something, which gave Lou an opportunity to spin it as a heartbreaking tragedy that people should give him money for without offering him any unwelcome advice on making it stretch farther.

 

[PigFarm]

Lol

 

[JaneThough]

Lol

Nothing but respect for politicians who actually meet with their constituents.

 

[ten dollars off]

Lol

But does his statement acknowledge them?

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou continued with his mom begging.

Linux advice.

Another MOM STILL IN HOSPITAL post a day after the last.

Then a quick bitch about the Bluesky iPad app.

He hasn't updated us on his mom yet today. He has other concerns.


Pokemon Day.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Another 100 pages in the can.

Pages 1-100 - 116 days
Pages 101-200 - 44 days
Pages 201-300 - 42 days
Pages 301-400 - 38 days
Pages 401-500 - 53 days
Pages 501-600 - 49 days
Pages 601-700 - 24 days
Pages 701-800 - 47 days
Pages 801-900 - 73 days
Pages 901-1000 - 59 days
Pages 1001-1100 - 81 days
Pages 1101-1200 - 84 days
Pages 1201-1300 - 54 days
Pages 1301-1400 - 110 days
Pages 1401-1500 - 173 days* (Keffals klusterfuck)
Pages 1501-1600 - 222 days
Pages 1601-1700 - 169 days
Pages 1701-1800 - 149 days
Pages 1801-1900 - 187 days
Pages 1901-2000 - 218 days
Pages 2001-2100 - 216 days

Third slowest time, which tracks. I think the cause lies more in that he's just been less interesting and has, for the most part, been less constantly online this past year. Maybe some blame could be shifted to the dissolution of Animal Control, but even with that, Lou has remained the most consistently active thread under the Furry tag. So proportionally, I'd say it has had little impact. If I had to guess, I'd say we're going to be looking at breaking the record for slowest 100 pages this next go round.

Only thing of any real note in this 100 pages is Lou reportedly finally yeeting his balls. We've only got his word on it so he's got Schrödinger's Testicles, as far as I am concerned.

 

[The Dude]

Don't worry Louie, when you weigh 500lbs you don't need to worry about Tranz Day of Visibility. People are absolutely going to see you.