DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[woc_krava]

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Spoiler: Watch a gay man felate his food and describe tanginess

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I left in the confused looking around so you can get pissed too.

Apparently according to Google it's possible to smell spiciness, which I didn't expect. I personally have never smelled spiciness, but I'll trust Google and Gemini.

But my favourite comment from DSP tries it was something along the lines of "This is extremely salty, I can already smell the massive amounts of salt". Salt is odourless.

Nigger what. You can't be serious.

Ok if people don't get it, you're supposed to COMPLETELY OPEN THE NUGGET BOX, LIKE FOLD THE TOP FLAP BACK COMPLETELY and then put the sauce container in the same hole (basically it goes in the opposite way Phil put it).

Then the sauce container is facing up/open and the nuggets can be accessed easily.

Like this you retard speds:
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Dood! How was he supposed to know that!? Bugged box mechanics.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

How retarded can one be? I bet even Jayde can figure this "puzzle" out.

He needed a guidebook for Fallout 4... They should have put yellow paint on the box

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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Happiest he's ever been

Dsp really choose the most unflattering angle for his camera looking top down. He always looks intensely focused on something like eating a fucking tender or resting bitch face.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

I have to say it sounded to me like it was "It comes in then out" though the then out is mushmouthed. No matter what your preferred mondegreen is, it's still undeniably a homoerotic song about squeezing bananas and them coming out of their peel in your mouth. It doesn't fucking matter if it comes in denim or not, it's still gay as fuck. And it's not even the gayest. Please, Meerkat, just remix LTG is a Sexy Man already.

He's been very careful to change it to put it in YOUR mouth and squeeze after the first rendition which was just "I need banana, tasty banana, put it in my mouth squeeze the peel it comes in then out." So like yes, DSP when shitfaced fantasizes about not just giving head, but getting vigorously facefucked. Presumably by peanut butter complexion stallions.

Now we just need to correlate this to LTG's smut sections of about the same era to see if he was giving the usual schpiel about some viewer's mom eagerly and reverently giving him pussy as the viewer watches from the cuck chair, then him getting cleaned up by the viewer. He's done that before. You know something really funny? LTG usually attacks his hatedom with that. Claims they are sexually obsessed with him. I honestly don't think there's anything that perverse, dude's a deadbeat dad who sucks at games and his rage can be entertaining.

But I do think DSP is actually sexually obsessed with him. Hence all the weirdness about dominating him in a fighting game and wanting to get talks with him and shit. Man, narcs are really fucking weird around their "Superiors". Like a little giddy schoolgirl around Kit Harrington.

 

[Irreedemable Ret. 2]

I honestly don't think there's anything that perverse,

Many of LTG's stories back them involved very detailed homoerotic scenarios he came up with in the moment without stumbling on his words.
He is as narcissistic and closeted as Phil but is functional enough to hide it (somewhat) better and suppress his faggotry enough to have relationships with women and reproduce.

 

[LongJohnSilvers]

can we refer to this arc as banana gate?

 

[Telemeter]

It doesn't fucking matter if it comes in denim or not, it's still gay as fuck.

Only pignotized dents argue that it doesn't sound like "denim", that's exactly what it sounds like. It's just fun to dig deeper at what he actually said cause we know Phil is a mush mouthed retard that doesn't understand half the words he uses and is constantly inserting filler words when he tries to talk for more than 5 seconds straight.

It also drives Phil nuts so talking about this is highly encouraged.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

Many of LTG's stories back them involved very detailed homoerotic scenarios he came up with in the moment without stumbling on his words.
He is as narcissistic and closeted as Phil but is functional enough to hide it (somewhat) better and suppress his faggotry enough to have relationships with women and reproduce.

Whats gay about you and 6 other men glazing another man in matrix juice?

Totally not related.

 

[Ardath]

I remember when Phil would at least try and debunk things of substance

Phils way of debunking anything is saying "that didn't happen". When he did his debunk stream for some insane reason after he subtweeted ProJared, he spent the whole time just saying "that never happened thus debunked robustly"

 

[Coke Zero]

I think you're all mishearing the banana song, here's the actual lyrics- "I need big cock, tasty big cock, put big cock in my mouth, squeeze the balls it comes in mouth, *squirt squirt squirt*... squeeze big cock"

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I love how Piggy's pathological lying has now turned a stupid banana song into a fucking Snortpruder Film being analyzed by the CIA.

Snort...and to the left.
Snort...and to the left.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This whole "Wendy's chicken nugget dipping sauce holder that can only be used once before it spills out" thing does raise serious questions about this niggas autism.
He must've learned to replicate other people and is totally and legitimately autistic and his mind is totally alien.

It makes me wonder how the fuck this nigga deals with day to day life. It probably explains quite a bit about why he couldn't handle living without Pandalee and requires a much bigger and beefier tard wrangler (khet) to beat him to shit and make sure he isn't doing weird shit.

I still think the reason we've had him uttering "Mo-Wife" for so long is because Linda's there living with them. I think marrying Kat was in part a way to try and keep his mother at a distance. Linda quickly realized Kat's an actual fucking potato who can barely look after herself nevermind her mongoloid son, touched down to pay her son a "visit" and refused to leave.

LINDA COMBED HIS HAIR
NOW SHE'S CURLS AND TWIRLS

Otherwise like you I find it hard to grasp how this faggot hasn't made the local news yet after blowing himself up with the fire marshal stumped as to the origin of the flashing RGB dust cloud hanging over the gated khammunity.

 

[smug comporon]

Only pignotized dents argue that it doesn't sound like "denim", that's exactly what it sounds like. It's just fun to dig deeper at what he actually said cause we know Phil is a mush mouthed retard that doesn't understand half the words he uses and is constantly inserting filler words when he tries to talk for more than 5 seconds straight.

It also drives Phil nuts so talking about this is highly encouraged.

Getting this mad about how people hear a word is Phil behaviour.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I still think the reason we've had him uttering "Mo-Wife" for so long is because Linda's there living with them. I think marrying Kat was in part a way to try and keep his mother at a distance. Linda quickly realized Kat's an actual fucking potato who can barely look after herself nevermind her mongoloid son, touched down to pay her son a "visit" and refused to leave.

Fair theory, but records prove Linda and Dave are still in Bridgeport

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Catching up on the prestream REEstream from 2/23. This goes back to my observation that he can say anything he wants and his dents will just sit there and lap it up, like piglets to a teat.

"And by the way, not true? Okay, banned. Not true? Fuck you. Since you think you know better go out there and get a job, you don't have one that's why you're on my stream mid-day"

What about all your fans, Phil? They unemployed too? They are there. You take the money from people who don't have jobs?

None of his dents catch this shit.

 

[woc_krava]

I think I've figured out the meaning of denim:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NjO3LX2FwqM

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Fair theory, but records prove Linda and Dave are still in Bridgeport

The DSP movies in my head are more entertaining than the real ones.

You guys are sperging over a banana song I've never heard and never will. I'm sperging over the theory that phil not only killed T but Henry Epstein as well after he kicked his ass out of Sons of Smackdown in WWE Champions!

 

[marlimar]

Salt is odourless.

I can smell sea fog, I'm aware that beaches smells are a mix of things, but I live a mile from the Gulf of America and when the sea fog comes, you can smell it, maybe it has to do with your smell being connected to your taste sense but anecdotally I can smell the ocean.

 

[myone]

Fair theory, but records prove Linda and Dave are still in Bridgeport

Also, why would anyone want to give DSP a possible excuse for mentioning mom?! The reality is so much funnier: Mom and wife occupy the same region in his brain. In his arrested development mind, a wife is just an adult-style mom.

 

[Windy Moors]

Could Phil's overreaction and subsequent meltdowns be caused by a deep shame he feels, because the banana song inadvertently revealed his kink?

Or is this just Rule 34 in action?

Using Startpage I searched "cums in denim":