Feb 13 2026 - Chris kicked from HarmonyCon

[AnOminous]

You'd think going to prison for sexually assaulting your mother would be a humbling experience for someone, but in reality, it was just treating the symptom. Chris is painfully autistic and autism is a story as old as time. If it's anything I've learned about the 'tism, it's that Autism never changes.

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He read the Bible in jail and it convinced him he was the main character in it.

He needs to be beaten.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

4chan shitpost threads about adult men watching baby show got picked up by redditors.

At least a baby show is for both sexes. MLP was meant for little girls only -- "Honor Roll" and other "bronies" unironically liked it.

surprise baby

And Borb didn't just have any surprise baby, they "gave the birth" to freaking "Chris Chan"!

He needs to be beaten.

If "Honor Roll" were beaten, it'd probably just make him even more delusional. Not to mention holding an undending deep grudge against whoever did it. At this point, seems the only thing which could fix him is some kinda brain surgery to cure him of being "Chris Chan"?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The Merge did happen. It just merged him and Linkara together.

Is it true Linkara harassed the blue ranger from Overdrive at one of the first Morphicons?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Ironically, the same can also be said with Power Rangers. That franchise also seems to be on a hiatus in regards to TV show stuff after the most recent incarnation flopped, both are owned by Hasbro, and both are currently only being kept alive by making merchandise of said franchises most popular incarnations (G4/Friendship is Magic with My Little Pony and MMPR with Power Rangers).

It's always been interesting how despite there being tons of series that came after the one that seems to hold the most popularity still is the first one, at least going by the merchandise over the now several decades since it's been a thing. They can't find a way to make new power rangers shit sell but god can they make money off the MMPR guys.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Power rangers has entered the dimensional merge.

Jake Alley crossover imminent?

At this point, seems the only thing which could fix him is some kinda brain surgery to cure him of being "Chris Chan"?

We no longer lobotomize the mentally deranged. Apparently it's 'unethical'.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

We no longer lobotomize the mentally deranged. Apparently it's 'unethical'.

Didn't old lobotomies just remove a part of the brain or something?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ironically, the same can also be said with Power Rangers. That franchise also seems to be on a hiatus in regards to TV show stuff after the most recent incarnation flopped, both are owned by Hasbro, and both are currently only being kept alive by making merchandise of said franchises most popular incarnations (G4/Friendship is Magic with My Little Pony and MMPR with Power Rangers).

Playmates is doing the toy license. Hasbro apparently never wanted Power rangers, the CEO was a former executive for Bandai America who bought it off Saban for next to nothing, after he died they are stuck with a brand they don't want. They tried doing a movie, a Netflix movie, a paramount movie, a paramount TV show, now a Disney Plus, all Inckuse a female red ranger at the helm. They never letting this die, you'd think after 5 rehomes of a "cinematic universe" you'd drop the female red angle by now. It's a boys brand.

It's always been interesting how despite there being tons of series that came after the one that seems to hold the most popularity still is the first one, at least going by the merchandise over the now several decades since it's been a thing. They can't find a way to make new power rangers shit sell but god can they make money off the MMPR guys.

The issue is the autistic fanbase from 1993 still being fans of the show with alot of sway. Power Rangers needs its own pg era because the youngest power ranger fan is 18-25 years old, well the fans who's actually going to buy the merch. So we are stuck with the linkaras, the autists, Super casual who only watched mighty morphin to turbo and the "this fictional character would agree with me" fan demographic.
With a show that's almost evergreen that could cull & refurbish a fanbase on a yearly basis, you'd expect they wouldn't have such a disconnect between being a kids show yet have no kid fans. It's like MLP when adult men are the fans of a show meant for girls.
But I think power rangers mostly suffered from sentai being more accessible and sentai fans ended up growing a Meltzer like Mark phase about a Japanese kids show.

 

[AfroMegan]

I have a feeling that Chris probably stopped watching Power Rangers at least at the time the song was written to at least the movie or the first half of turbo like most power ranger fans who started with the first season of Mighty Morphin.

He said in "Revive Zordon":

They smashed his tube while lost in space
And then he was gone to save the human race
Yet more evil forces showed up
And they lost their good fans
When they went and killed Zordon!

 

[This User]

Didn't old lobotomies just remove a part of the brain or something?

Lobotomies would sever the connection between hemispheres of the brain

 

[DanielleMuscatosNewPussy]

Chris getting kicked out of Harmony Con
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This is glorious news. The Earth is healing. Society is returning to its pre-COVID state. The tard has again been booted from a pony convention.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I thought Chris was blacklisted from ALL the Brony conventions? Everfree Northwest and Babscon certainly banned him.

I cannot understand why they would ban him.

If I were running things there, I'd put him in a booth, charge five bucks per photo with him, and retire richer than Elon Musk, three hours later.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He read the Bible in jail and it convinced him he was the main character in it.

He needs to be beaten.

I was thinking about this the other day. Chris getting his ass beat when he did something very wrong was one thing he's never experienced. If Borb had whooped him, he definitely would have talked about it and it would have been much more traumatic than getting locked in a room full of toys.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

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"White power blessings to every one of you!"

Even the niggos, Chris?

"white always wins"- the sentai that was adapted to dino thunder

 

[Yummy Gummy]

Light Power.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

This just reminds me about the one time Sonichu came up during a discussion with college friends over lunch back in 2014.

Now I feel old.

When I Chris-pilled an old friend the other day, I became twenty years younger.

Chris is Love. Chris is Life.

Chris is the very reason this site exists, and that is meta-funny.

 

[A Flying Nun]

White Ranger and he accidentally hit the Sieg Heil.

Racist Chris is still in there somewhere.

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

I legit never heard of that shit and I grew up as a millennial with hand me down VHS tapes.

First Ive ever heard of it either. Googled it and had to look past a bunch of Roger Rabbit (I had that movie on a Handmedown VHS) and JojoRabbit before finding a clip, and boy its bad... Rabbit goes from New Orleans up to Niagara Falls. Why couldnt Barb put PBS on after school so he could watch Carmen Sandiego instead?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

First Ive ever heard of it either. Googled it and had to look past a bunch of Roger Rabbit (I had that movie on a Handmedown VHS) and JojoRabbit before finding a clip, and boy its bad... Rabbit goes from New Orleans up to Niagara Falls. Why couldnt Barb put PBS on after school so he could watch Carmen Sandiego instead?

I think it sounds right down Chris's alley per this review:

Both the writing and the animation in “The Adventures of the American Rabbit” (citywide) are so inept that the viewer expects the governor to interrupt the film and declare the theater a disaster area. “Adventures” is not only the worst entry in the Clubhouse series of “family” films, it’s one of the worst animated features ever made.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

Moreover, the con chair only acted as he did because he thought it was a bunch of people being bullies to a mentally challenged person

He was right.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

First Ive ever heard of it either. Googled it and had to look past a bunch of Roger Rabbit (I had that movie on a Handmedown VHS) and JojoRabbit before finding a clip, and boy its bad... Rabbit goes from New Orleans up to Niagara Falls. Why couldnt Barb put PBS on after school so he could watch Carmen Sandiego instead?

The only good thing I can say about it is that the animation looks somewhat competent