🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Głosy: 27 1,0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Głosy: 147 5,3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Głosy: 385 13,8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Głosy: 560 20,1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Głosy: 424 15,2%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Głosy: 333 12,0%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Głosy: 206 7,4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Głosy: 703 25,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    2 785
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The Hardest R powiedział(a):
Not to powerlevel too hard but my job has me occasionally work with the Madonna family and they are millionaire, as in centimillionaire, farmers. They absolutely could freshen up the hotel but they choose not to. The hotel seems to be full so they’re still able to get by with whatever they want to for now. It’s definitely not run by people down on their luck trying to scrape by.
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Sounds like a hospitality company I used to work for. They ran on what I call the "idle mobile tycoon game" business model - build properties, let them make money for you, and ignore them once you've built your next property. Sounds like what the Madonnas are doing. If that's the case, I feel bad for staff and management. It's like yelling at a brick wall trying to get anything from the owners.
 
The Hardest R powiedział(a):
...They absolutely could freshen up the hotel but they choose not to. The hotel seems to be full so they’re still able to get by with whatever they want to for now. It’s definitely not run by people down on their luck trying to scrape by.
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There is no incentive for them to maintain scrupulously high standards. There is nothing else remotely like the Madonna Inn; it's a one-of-a-kind place; people book rooms there months or years in advance in order to experience it; and they pay a premium to do so.

The room hasn't been properly vacuumed and refreshed? The door needs repainting? Things are looking a little tatty? Well, you can go stay at the nearest bland chain motel, then—which will probably have similar maintenance issues. There's only one legendary Madonna Inn, the family who owns it has a lock on the retro-kitsch themed-room motel experience, and if you want to be able to brag about staying there, you'll overlook the flaws.
 
That motel looks like the sorta grimy run-down motel where you catch ringworm from using the shower.
 
NoReturn powiedział(a):
If those pillows are being counted as "decorative" they're likely not being washed, and I guarantee you that bed runner isn't being washed between guests, if at all.
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This is OT but always bothers me about hotels and a few people ITT seem to know a bit about how they operate- what is the deal with washing these types of things?

I'm the sort of person who checks under the sheets and mattress for bed bugs before even opening my luggage. I would like to be able to use those types of pillows when reading in bed but get the ick. Is there any way to tell if they are hygienic without getting one of those Gordon Ramsey hotel nigthmares lights?

Staying in hotels, I think it best to assume the previous guest in your room was of Tess's ilk and treat anything that isn't obviously newly on accordingly.. Also, I know someone who used to work in housekeeping in a "nice" hotel and they just rinsed the teacups, glasses etc in the sink, no proper washing. So wash them yourselves before drinking out of them.

Also if you are travelling in the third world, bring blu-tack or something similar. I once stayed in a place that was fine except for the slight spaces between the wall and the electricity/light fittings. The second you turned off the lights it was like Indiana Jones Temple of Doom scene with insects crawling through. Why my room mate had blu-tack I do not know but it saved the day blocking all those gaps.

Actually I'm not sure that's just s third world thing- looking at the pictures I can imagine cockroaches lurking in the Madonna Inn.
 
She's relaunching #effyourbeautystandards
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We started Eff Your Beauty Standards in 2013 because we were tired of being told our bodies were problems to fix instead of lives to honor. What began as a hashtag became a place where people could feel seen. Then it became a community. Then a movement.⠀
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We went quiet, not because the work was done, but because we needed time to grow, to heal, and to imagine what this could become in a world that keeps trying to erase us.⠀
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We are coming back now because diversity, bodily autonomy, and human rights are under attack. The work is far from over and the people who found safety here deserve that space again.⠀
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A new era of #EffYourBeautyStandards begins. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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glioblastoma multiforme powiedział(a):
Is there any way to tell if they are hygienic without getting one of those Gordon Ramsey hotel nigthmares lights?
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No, and the cursed knowledge those lights bring will make you want to sleep in your car.
Assume decorative pillows are never washed. If it's a decorative cover, the covers are also not frequently washed between guests. The flip side is, though, not a lot of people sleep with them because the patterns make it uncomfortable, so if you want to you can wrap them in a towel or something,
 
glioblastoma multiforme powiedział(a):
Staying in hotels, I think it best to assume the previous guest in your room was of Tess's ilk and treat anything that isn't obviously newly on accordingly.. Also, I know someone who used to work in housekeeping in a "nice" hotel and they just rinsed the teacups, glasses etc in the sink, no proper washing. So wash them yourselves before drinking out of them.
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I've mostly worked in chain hotels and my only experience with a boutique/luxury hotel became an absolute clusterfuck within a few months of opening, but here's my two cents:

Unless you're staying in a really cheap, seedy hotel, sheets and towels* are washed between guests in industrial washers using chemicals much stronger than you would find at Target/Walmart. EcoLab is the industry standard. Other chemicals may be used to treat specific stains like stage makeup. As for decorative pillowcases/runners, those are cleaned if there are visible stains and some properties will have a schedule for cleaning/deep cleaning them. Most hotels have some kind of schedule for deep cleaning rooms, as well.

*sheets: pillowcases, fitted sheets, duvet covers, and flat sheets
towels: hand towels, wash cloths, bath mats, and body towels
If a bed or towels appear unused, housekeeping most likely won't change them.


edit: grammar
 
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NoReturn powiedział(a):
She's relaunching #effyourbeautystandards
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LOLOLOL. Messy Tessy ran all out of ideas and is going back to the well.

Considering all the bridges she burned with her FYBS t-shirt scam and this being the Age of Ozempic, this is going to crash and burn harder than her short lived TV host career
 
I can't get over how horrendous her feet look in those shoes. You can't tell they're heels. You can't tell that she's wearing them on any portion of her foot beyond her toes. They look like blown out ballet slippers. WTAF.

Pro, though: We don't have to look at her fuckin' ugly toes.

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yousoundlikeanasshole powiedział(a):
Apparently she went to a movie screening. She usually has pictures on getty images when she attends these, but I couldn't find any. Funny that she's trying to pass these cell phone pics off as red carpet pics.
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She's blocking almost the entirety of the big text so I had to click on the attachments in order to read the smaller surrounding text to confirm what it was saying.
 
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