💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[imstonedsoz]

He's been live for about 3 hours in a call, currently streaming to 3 people

"Offering free life advice"


He is still one of the most boring, unentertaining people to watch streaming. I've landed on rando streaming to basically nobody with $20 mics and 480p quality who are far more entertaining than he is. No wonder he has to have people on call with him to fill the dead air.

I randomly jumped around the vod and landed on two worthwhile bits:

One of the people on the call with him (@ 01:18:00 in the VOD) hits him with the "Nihongo jouzu" and his brain legitimately broke trying to process a response (that wasn't "well I probably have more hair than you do faggot")

He starts talking about SGDQ 2014 around 03:03:00 for a few minutes, "the most infamous event in my career" as he calls it ("career" lol)

And then about caveman (note: the very first 'he' mentioned by him is referring to the speed runner in the previous clip)

"In retrospect I do still feel really bad for like what ended up happening to caveman because it was pretty similar to what happened to me.."

 

[CEO of Autism]

"In retrospect I do still feel really bad for like what ended up happening to caveman because it was pretty similar to what happened to me.."

Chibi trooned out???

 

[Oliver Onions]

We'd really prefer it if your family paid the ransom.

Mama Chibi pays the ransom and he still gets beheaded because he won't stop telling ISIS random Donkey Kong facts.

There's no way in fuck he's working looking like that.

If it wasn't for the fact he's in his apartment I would assume this was a homeless person streaming from a shelter.

I guess he could still be doing the phone insurance gig, but this is the most UH OH STINKY I've seen him in a long time.

 

[HRT Heisenberg]

He's been live for about 3 hours in a call, currently streaming to 3 people
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"Offering free life advice"


He is still one of the most boring, unentertaining people to watch streaming. I've landed on rando streaming to basically nobody with $20 mics and 480p quality who are far more entertaining than he is. No wonder he has to have people on call with him to fill the dead air.

I randomly jumped around the vod and landed on two worthwhile bits:

One of the people on the call with him (@ 01:18:00 in the VOD) hits him with the "Nihongo jouzu" and his brain legitimately broke trying to process a response (that wasn't "well I probably have more hair than you do faggot")

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He starts talking about SGDQ 2014 around 03:03:00 for a few minutes, "the most infamous event in my career" as he calls it ("career" lol)
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And then about caveman (note: the very first 'he' mentioned by him is referring to the speed runner in the previous clip)
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"In retrospect I do still feel really bad for like what ended up happening to caveman because it was pretty similar to what happened to me.."

The ego on this man... can some faggot like myself bring him down a peg?

Japanese is ok? 日本語もOK? The one thing you tried to make yourself sound smart as a bilingual in this clip makes you look like an idiot who doesn't know basic phrases.
あいつは嘘かっただよ　-> あいつが嘘ついた
This is a basic phrase that comes up in basic textbooks, and the grammar he used was so broken South East Asian prostitutes are more coherent than his limited spoken Japanese. I am not sure how you are able to give life advice left alone in Japanese if you can't even use the language as a party trick.

I want to bring this up not just because it's now some retarded hobby of mine to correct this guy but also just to say forgetting the money situation for a second even if he were just doing Japanese classes in Japan for 3 hours a week I would consider infinitely better than what he's doing now because at least he's at least engaging with Japan and becoming a smarter person or whatever.

That is to say, we missed you Chibi-sama, please continue to enlighten us with your too good for classes Japanese skill, and please tell us the secrets to life like how you fucked up your life and reimagined it exactly as before but now in a Nippon apartment with Nippon paper walls and Nippon pissed off neighbors.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Do you think he knows how bad his Japanese is, or is he fully aware he's half-assing it like everything else and just doesn't care?

 

[Winter]

8 minutes of Chibi giving advice on staying safe from catfishing

 

[Looney Troons]

The guy with a 1,000 page thread on this website is definitely the one who should give a PSA on what not to do on the Internet

 

[Winter]

The guy with a 1,000 page thread on this website is definitely the one who should give a PSA on what not to do on the Internet

To be fair like 60% of the thread is the same conversations and discussions on loop for the past 5 years, very bloated. Realistically like a 400-500 page thread.

 

[Looney Troons]

Speaking of new topics of discussion, did you guys know Caveman trooned out?

 

[Big Shot]

To be fair like 60% of the thread is the same conversations and discussions on loop for the past 5 years, very bloated. Realistically like a 400-500 page thread.

Shame that KF only picked up on him after the "big guy" catfish incident in 2020/21

His peak years were 2014-18, when he kept insisting to his mother that his streaming career was going to blow up any day now™. I mean, he streams every day these days as well, but the streams are low-energy and boring. Nothing like what he was doing a decade ago.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chibi trooned out???

No Caveman trooned out and Chibi went to Japan. Please try to keep up.

Do you think he knows how bad his Japanese is, or is he fully aware he's half-assing it like everything else and just doesn't care?

I think he's got to be aware at this point that his Japanese is abysmal and this is after supposedly studying it for... how many years is it now?

I mean you go to Japan, you need to interact with Japanese people and you can't make yourself understood it's pretty bad.

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8 minutes of Chibi giving advice on staying safe from catfishing

He's got such a whiny, nasal voice. And of course this is the LAST person you should go to for advice on anything.

Speaking of new topics of discussion, did you guys know Caveman trooned out?

What? He trooned out? Next thing you'll tell me that Chibi went to Japan!

And the cycle continues.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Why are his disgusting fish lips suddenly so prominent? He looks like a Sam Hyde clone.

 

[vanta pilled]

I think he's got to be aware at this point that his Japanese is abysmal and this is after supposedly studying it for... how many years is it now?

Not even immersion could help him improve his Japanese.

 

[Drama Trauma]

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8 minutes of Chibi giving advice on staying safe from catfishing

Do Japanese like greasy, retard, unkempt weebs now? Why did he thought it would be good idea to grow his beard out (and in an unkempt way, of course) in Japan of all places?

 

[Reallygood14u]

Chibi speaking of him seems to have summoned him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Not even immersion could help him improve his Japanese.

Which is funny as he's living there without being able to speak properly.

You can be marginally fluent in the time he's been there but then he's been studying this for years and speaks like a spaz.

Do Japanese like greasy, retard, unkempt weebs now? Why did he thought it would be good idea to grow his beard out (and in an unkempt way, of course) in Japan of all places?

People would ignore and avoid him if possible. The beard makes his already fat face look even fatter.

 

[Swarth Suppressor]

He's growing that jihad meccbeard. Glorious Nippon might kick him out .

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

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8 minutes of Chibi giving advice on staying safe from catfishing

"I can definitely help with this..."

Is this one of the biggest lies ever told?

 

[Winter]

"I can definitely help with this..."

Is this one of the biggest lies ever told?

Not really. If anything Chibi is very much qualified to give advice on not getting catfished by this point. Unfortunately, Chibi never follows his own advice.

 

[Mike Hunt]

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This is even funnier in hindsight with what we know now about Chibi's inability to stick his dick in Googly's cooch and instead had to get off by wearing her underwear instead.