Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Illuminati Order Official]

Gay! Here's a better one!

I like Muhammad's blue dangerbeard but the Zuttie is too light-skinned.

 

[JeanRob1]

Trump should have concentrated on Iran if he aimed for regime change during the anti-protests, rather than diverting attention to Greenland sperging like a attention whore girl on Tiktok.

The US marines don't move faster when Trump talks.

 

[555777555]

Did anything come out of all this?

No, but when the regime falls, watching third-worldists like you will be fun, just like in December 2024.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

What do you even mean by that

 

[FloydsFeedandSeed]

Trump should have concentrated on Iran if he aimed for regime change during the anti-protests, rather than diverting attention to Greenland sperging like a attention whore girl on Tiktok.

To strike while the protests were happening all over the country would have been ideal, but the fact they've been supressed doesn't matter much, after all, it's not like the people have suddenly become supportive of their government. Targeted IRGC strikes would give protesters much more power.

So, 20k glowies ack'd
Meaningless posturing and burning fuel for ship in ME
Did anything come out of all this?

Retarded take on all points, why would millions of people be on some foreign governments payroll?
They're both nuclear powered aircraft carriers, the fuel works on half-lives, it doesn't matter if they're doing anything or not, the fuel will last the same time which is 20 years. The people on them are getting paid either way too, so not like much extra money is being used for this.
They're still building things up, these things don't happen immediately, it's probably another two weeks before the next carrier arrives within the region.

Now, back to news: it looks like Iran rejected the offer by the USA. Reported by Al Jazeera, Times of Israel and Xinhua. Link

 

[555777555]

What do you even mean by that

You won't understand, but you should know that third-world Islamic shitholes are not saviors of the white race.

 

[Sooty Soot]

You won't understand, but you should know that third-world Islamic shitholes are not saviors of the white race.

I will have you know that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the Republic of India are on good terms with each other.

 

[Crex Crex]

Now, back to news: it looks like Iran rejected the offer by the USA. Reported by Al Jazeera, Times of Israel and Xinhua. Link

Not unexpected.

Now, FUCKING KILL KHAMENEI

 

[1999 prick]

The conflicting statements between Trump and Vance are interesting. Vance says "it's up to the Iranian people to overthrow the regime" and Trump says regime change "would be the best thing that could happen".

https://www.iranintl.com/en/liveblog/202602011665

I side with Trump on this., but he's the one calling the shots not Vance.

Neither statements are in opposition, IMO it seems both cannot imagine the conflicts outcome and I doubt anyone can.
As of now I can only imagine 3 outcomes:-
-IRGC survives but in a collapsed Iran.
-The regime ends and Reza Pahlavi takes over but will struggle to strengthen the country.
-Reza Pahlavi takes over but is quickly overthrown.

Now, back to news: it looks like Iran rejected the offer by the USA. Reported by Al Jazeera, Times of Israel and Xinhua. Link
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The xeet is misleading. The proposal wasn’t American it was by Egypt, Turkey and Qatar acting as mediators. And they wouldn’t handover the 400 kg of uranium but rather it is transfered to a third country.

Spoiler: Summary of Al Jazeera article 4th of Feb

Turkey, Egypt and Qatar have proposed a possible US-Iran deal, al-Jazeera reports. The framework of the deal will be discussed this Friday between Washington and Tehran in Muscat.

- Iran would cease all enrichment on its soil for three years,
- After three years, Iran will limit enrichment to 1.5%,
- Its current stock of 440kg of 60% enriched uranium would be transferred to a third country,
- Iran would cease arming non-state actors in the region (alluding to Hamas, Hezbollah, Iraqi-based groups and Ansarullah),
- Iran would cease transferring technology to non-state actors in the region,
- Iran would pledge to not use ballistic missiles,
- The US and Iran to sign a non-aggression pact.

 

[teriyakiburns]

So, 20k glowies ack'd
Meaningless posturing and burning fuel for ship in ME
Did anything come out of all this?

I see we're once again at the "it's not happening on my timetable so it's not happening" stage of the argument.

 

[Chuckwagon]

Big diaspora demonstrations were held on Valentine's Day as called for by Pahlavi, who himself made an appearance at the Munich Security Conference & gave a speech to the protesters there.

250,000+ was the figure I saw being reported for Munich, where the protesters mostly gathered in the Theresenwiese (a huge field/park normally used for the Oktoberfest celebrations):



300,000-400,000 people showed up to the Toronto protest:

Various smaller international rallies, starting with London:

Dallas (apparently bigger Iranian-American protests were planned for DC and LA but are either still in preparation or only just starting as of this writing):

Sydney:

Tokyo:

And so on, so forth. Pahlavi himself took various questions at the Munich Security Conference:

And his speech (given in a mix of Farsi & English) to the rally in Munich, around 2 hours & 57 mins into this stream:

Holden Bloodfeast Jr. was there too, he gave one of the speeches before Pahlavi's own (around the 2 hour, 30 minute mark in the above stream).

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

You won't understand, but you should know that third-world Islamic shitholes are not saviors of the white race.

And you are?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And you are?

He's a Turkish atheist. Far from ideal but obviously still better than a mudslime.

 

[draggs]

I see we're once again at the "it's not happening on my timetable so it's not happening" stage of the argument.

We're perpetually on the 'I love turd world dictatorships because I think they aren't controlled by the Jews () so I will piss and moanpost regardless of what habbens or doesn't habben' stage of the argument

 

[Ghostse]

I still think they can paralyze IRGC and political leadership with air strikes without putting le bewts on le grownd

Yes and no. They can paralyze leadership, Israel showed that last year, but for the paralyzation to mean anything it needs to be followed up with force on the ground. There DO need to be boots on the ground, but they don't need to be American boots. They can be Iranian.

And that's the real issue. The US has enough assets in place now to start bombing and remove Iran's military as an ongoing concern, but there's still no one ready to take over.
The Shah is a figurehead and that's it. He has no connections, no shadow government, no ministers pledging themselves. there needs to be an organized resistance to support.

I dont think the strike will happen until mid March there will probably be a goverment shutdown starting tomorrow which is going to prolong this further.

I think there's no rush from the US side until there is someone on the ground in Iran to work with to take control until the Shah arrives. The longer the US waits, the more prepared we are and the better odds a real resistance can be formed to work with.
The down side is more protesters dead and arrested and more chance the government is able to get quash them and so the eventual bombing doesn't change anything.

I think Israel could send some troops on ground though. It's not a US only mission, and Jews have way more to gain from an allied Persia than the US

Israel is even less tolerant of combat losses than the US given most of the IDF is reservists.
Don't get me wrong, I would love to see the IDF actually down in trenches and having them dying for Israel for a change, but its pretty much a non starter.

Maybe if Iran were capable of developing a delivery system capable of launching/dropping a reverse engineered MOP then I might be concerned. And this is assuming that Iran's claims of one not detonating and them recovering it are even genuine. So far it's "Trust me, infidel!".

Not just capability but the ability to deliver it under hostile conditions.

"Oh no! Iran attacking us with its clone of the Tu-95!"
*Iranian strat bomber BTFO by F-15's 30 minutes after take off so the F-15 can juice its win stats*
"Anyway, as I was saying..."

MES is begging for ads. Gotta fund True Promise 4 with as many crypto scam ads as they can.

I would think at this point he's just stuffing all the money into a swiss account and buy property for his IRGC handlers to escape to.

As of now I can only imagine 3 outcomes:-
-IRGC survives but in a collapsed Iran.
-The regime ends and Reza Pahlavi takes over but will struggle to strengthen the country.
-Reza Pahlavi takes over but is quickly overthrown.

I can only see the first and last, really. The third outcome I see is a leadership even more retarded and fundie than the current one emerges and takes control.

It's not the George HW Bush being sent to the Gulf:
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First they churroed Maduro and now they're going to cassarollah the Ayatollah. They should be in theater within two weeks. Don't get all excited, the Ford was off the coast of Venezuela for almost two months before the Great Churroing.

What's the icon they paint under the bridge for yeeting a world leader? Because it looks like they're about get to paint a second one.

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Why did it take so long for Epstein-related information to be utilized in propaganda efforts?

Because then the Russian and Chinese pedo-files will get released.
its stones and glass houses. China controls the media, Russia has decriminalized child porn.

Mao himself allegedly had a predilection for underage girls but since he never found himself on the wrong end of a power struggle and the CCP will never ever admit to it short of being overthrown it'll always have a sense of deniability.

He definitely did, but given the time he ruled in and the greatest famine in human history, they probably willingly sucked his dick as long as long as he'd come in their mouth.

There likely won't be any, not because the Chinese are incorruptible (like turd worldists would have you believe) but because their power cliques are still very insular and any pedo shenanigans will probably only be among themselves (and you wouldn't know about them because China lol).
They don't need Epstein's island either: China has turned Laos into a de facto colony and set up a special economic zone there that is infamous for illegal activity, including prostitution and human trafficking. I've heard it's apparently not uncommon to see rich old Chinese guys with suspiciously young girls there.

This except you're going about 4 steps too far. When you are a member of The Party the police actively pretend to not see you. I visited with a friend who had a coworker who was some very minor schlup in the party because his 2nd cousin was some governor's aide or something. Anyway, laws did not apply.
Street blocked off by police? Just flash that party ID and the police cruisers back out of your way.
Armed guys barring the door and you've got two gweilos in two? Party badge makes everything but the door they are guarding VERY interesting.
Not open to the public? Party ID means you aren't the public.
Drunk and pissing in an alley way? Party ID means the world is your urinal.

I can only imagine that "Balls deep in a 10 year old? Party ID and Asian body builds means 'I though she was 25' is good enough for everyone!".

The kiddie diddling in Laos, Vietnam, and Myanmar is just for the middle class.

 

[ATandTism]

Not unexpected.

Now, FUCKING KILL KHAMENEI

Someone check on Catch the Rainbow. If he wasn't staying hydrated he might have died from nutting in his pants so hard over the news of more incoming dead goyim for pissreal.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

The burning of Three Baal Effigies:

owning the jews by doing what it commands in the Torah.

Even the Venezuelan invasion now looks suspicious thanks to the Epstein files thanks to Israel getting first dibs to Venezuelan oil.

israel bought it on the open market along with india, spain, and some other countries

I think Israel could send some troops on ground though. It's not a US only mission, and Jews have way more to gain from an allied Persia than the US

mossad is troops on the ground

also probably some special ops during 12 days war

Someone check on Catch the Rainbow. If he wasn't staying hydrated he might have died from nutting in his pants so hard over the news of more incoming dead goyim for pissreal.

dont want a single goy to die for israel.

how do you look at someone who is a Zionist that believes in Jewish self determination and the right of Jews to defend themselves and go "they dont want to fight"

only time someone died for someone else is when Israel was being shot at by Saddam Hussein and the US ordered Israel not to fight back because it would destroy the Arab coalition against Saddam.

 

[3-2-1836]

Russia has decriminalized child porn.

Why do you write it past tense? Russia has never banned mere possession of CP, but distribution and production is illegal.

From what I understand that the reason for this deviation is there was a court ruling in the 1990s after the collapse of the USSR that criminalizing mere possession of any banned media or infomation is unconstitutional as long as the person wasn't actively distributing it.

This ruling was likely due the fact that Article 70 of the Soviet Criminal Code ostensibly only crimalized the distribution of banned material, but Soviet prosecutors held the line that possession is in and of itself evidence of intent to distribute and would regularly throw people into the gulag for possessing illegally printed books.

There's even a specific term for banned books in the USSR: Samizdat.

Despite possession of CP currently being legal in Russia under the current law, if you are caught with CP, the police will still raid for 'distribution' and try to prosecute you that way, but they were recently reminded by the Supreme Court that they must actually prove distribution to secure a conviction.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Iran might’ve been a regional power

the only reason the islamic republic still exists is because murica didn't assfuck it into the ground(and Israel having an excuse to PLS SAAR GIB MORE SHEKEL THE MUDS ARE REDEEMING THE PUNISH BIG TIME TO ISRALE) and the government deciding to invade Iraq and Afghanistan because "le WMDs" and bin Laden (even if it was later discovered that oops! Bin laden was in Pakistan rather than bacha bazi land).

Mexico is a narco state

Mexico should've been part of America a long time ago but unfortunately we are in the everything is gay and retarded timeline. Cuba as everyone has mentioned is falling apart. As for Canada. honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if most canaoids just accept American rule without question.

Gulf states want the negotiations because they don't want Iran to fall.

Even that depends since IIRC,bahrain and Kuwait famously had good relations with iran and the shia populace there. Hell a fair few famous people in those countries are half iranian IIRC. Not to mention its (un) common in those societies for them to marry a shia man/woman. It's saudia IIRC that has contributed alot to the anti shia sentiment in the gulf and the wider islamic world.

all the various ethnic minorities in their countries will get uppity.

When the "minority" is jeets in this case. Then we can all pretend to look the other way while they mass deport or janny the world of jeets.

Why do you all of you niggers love war? Are you gonna fight in them? Why go to war with a nuclear armed country like North Korea? Are you that fanatical or just retarded?

HUMANS ARE BULIT FOR WAR, IT IS INHERENT IN OUR NATURE! WE SHOULD KILL AND RAPE NIGGERS, KILL AND RAPE NIGGERS, KILL AND RAPE SANDNIGGERS!
I WANT ALL OF THE WORLD WHITE AND SPEAKING PROPER AMERICAN ENGLISH (UK TOO) BACON CHEESEBURGER STALLS IN MECCA! BARS IN QOM
BATHHOUSES FULL OF STRONGMEN IN BERLIN!

THIS IS THE NATURAL STATE OF MAN!

WAR HAS NEVER BEEN SO MUCH FUN!

I'll get more positive post ratings by posting screenshots of Telegram posts. Stickers are what I live for.

THE RUSH OF DOPAMINE I GET FROM STICKERS IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN CRACK, HEROIN,AND KROKODIL COMBINED!

Palestine Square

Tehran

There's something so fucking revolting about my country blatantly using the name of some sandnigger shithole in a non sandnigger country (i understand that Palestine was a name coined by the romans but again there's a difference between east Palestine in ohio and Palestine square in tehran in regards to their reasons for the naming)

wish we could teach the American left this because they are losing a lot of wars for us, but maybe it's on purpose and they knew before me.

If the behavior of leftists have thaught us anything. Its that they 100% know what they're doing, they intentionally act retarded out of malice. Hang lefties from a lamppost.

I hate that cunt so much, should have never been freed.

Her description of how stupid her Iraqi captors are is incredibly funny though.

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https://x.com/Elizrael/status/1985265487849087320

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https://x.com/undersect/status/2020528858055782649?s=46&t=CKZO7Uj6dqFk27nWlgrcEw

@State held a Joint Political Military Group meeting today with @Israel_MOD counterparts to reaffirm America’s ironclad commitment. Together, we’re building peace and security for our two countries and the region.

Tbf, shes not exactly wrong given how shit most middle eastern militaries are.

An Iranian “ACKED” himself because he is such a freedom fighter and doesn’t like that Drumpf had to do these dumb negotiations.

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Yeah this guy was a moron to kill himself for it, but i feel bad for him.

you Persian camel fuckers act ungrateful after we free you I will go over there myself and burn all your fucking rugs.

HEY WE FUCK GOATS, NOT CAMELS. WE ARE CVILIZED UNLIKE THE ARABS!

PLS DONT BURN THE RUGS SAARS! THEY ARE OF HIGH QUALITY! I CAN GIVE GREAT OFFER FOR GOOD PRICE, ESP FOR AMERICANS (Frenchies get jew'ed because lol Ayatollah)!

 

[3-2-1836]

(i understand that Palestine was a name coined by the romans but again there's a difference between east Palestine in ohio and Palestine square in tehran in regards to their reasons for the naming)

It wasn't coined by the Romans, the Greeks including Herodotus and Aristotle himself referred to the region by that name Παλαιστίνη (Palaistíne) atleast 300 years before the Romans even stepped foot there.