The ‘beetus is affecting her cognitive functions. Sad, really.
It’s mind blowing how ignorant this woman is. Not beating those stereotypes, piggy.
H#ly shit, could that random cooking video/spaghetti recipe be a reference to LSA's illusive rumored Spaghetti Rapper john?
Does she seem less impoverish than usual? (he allegedly paid her monthly condo bill/utilities)
Messy Tessy is just trying to lure in new feeder Johns so she can afford to fix her jeepH#ly shit, could that random cooking video/spaghetti recipe be a reference to LSA's illusive rumored Spaghetti Rapper john?
Perhaps Tess & Mr. Spaghetti are back on? Has she referenced any rappers recently?
I do not get her obsession with this tacky, overpriced place. The Madonna Inn is located just off the freeway in San Luis Obispo, on the same strip as a seedy motel, a gas station, a McDicks, and a Buffalo Wild Wings. It's one of the least romantic spots I've ever seen.
From what I’ve heard, the Madonna Inn is also a tourist trap for people vacationing in California. It’s not exactly a “hidden gem,” as it’s like going to Ghirardelli Square in San Francisco. Tess definitely can’t afford the even more expensive hotels in California, but the Madonna Inn for her is enough of a brag because influencers will still go there. Tess may as well be the anti-influencer though, as anything she does looks less appealing. If I owned the place, I’d be paying Tess not to post about going there online because it hurts the image. Tess in any location makes said location 100X tackier.
The Don Q Inn is light years more romantic. Don't just take my word for it, though. Plus there's the Dodgeville Farm & Fleet.
It has a waterfall urinal like it comes over a wall and rinses the floor tray they pee into.
I only knew of the Madonna Inn because of Tess, but seeing these reviews definitely doesn’t make me want to stay there. Give me a Motel 6 stay instead, as I bet it’s cleaner. The theming loses its charm if cleanliness isn’t maintained.
Pigs aren't particularly concerned with cleanliness, that's why she likes it so much
I honestly can’t comprehend how anyone can put on a swimsuit that has their fat apron hanging out the legs, as publically acceptable media. It’s all about the shock value for these deathfats, and I’d be as embarrassed as Hell if this was how I was forced to make a living. I really wish they’d bring back shame.
Girl, Brat is dead. Like dead dead. Is this the first time she's showcased that swimsuit? If so, that's really sad and shows how out-of-touch and old she is tbh.
Make Shame Great Again
There's some AI fuckery going on with the wide shot; the bikini never gets wet, nor does her skin, and her face looks strange. Her tatts also look kind of blurry.