Debate various Kiwi Farms users on ERPing over Discord - Valentine's Discord Massacre

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Who are you ERPing with?

  • bear hammer

    Głosy: 31 15,8%
  • Toji Suzuhara

    Głosy: 57 29,1%
  • Rango Dango

    Głosy: 41 20,9%
  • SSj_Ness (Yiffed)

    Głosy: 46 23,5%
  • Biology Book

    Głosy: 34 17,3%
  • Useful_Mistake

    Głosy: 97 49,5%
  • slungus22

    Głosy: 59 30,1%
  • The Saltening

    Głosy: 36 18,4%
  • Exegesis

    Głosy: 32 16,3%
  • EvaXephon

    Głosy: 49 25,0%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    196
There is nothing wrong with ERP as long as there is a romantic connection behind it. For example, I have been ERPing with @The Lawgiver off site over the past month, but it is not degenerate because we were forming a genuine romantic connection. Or at least, we were.
Two days ago, I woke up to this message.
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I was worried sick. We would ordinarily ERP every day, and if we were unable to we would tell each other well in advance. I freaked out, and contacted him everywhere. I spammed his texts, calls, Discord DMs, and even sent him a letter. I was freaking out, and was just about to make the 5 hour drive to his house, when I noticed this.
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He wasn't in any danger at all. He just tried to ghost me. I guess he forgot about read receipts.
I was completely torn. Was I not good enough for him? Was he ERPing with other people?
I was willing to forgive and forget, but I didn't want to lose our 30 day goonstreak. I begged and begged for him to use his restores and goon just once more, but he pleaded ignorance.
Now, I find myself staring at his profile, with our streak completely gone. Knowing my luck, it of course happened on Valentines. Why do I even bother anymore?

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@The Lawgiver has jungle fever and only bangs sheboons so either this is fake and gay or you've outed yourself as a nigger. :smug:
 
I do be ERP with @long waters over who is the best deltarune girl! Toby_Fox.png
 
@EvaXephon YOU ERP'ED WITH TOJI!? WTF MY ARYAN HEART:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'( YOU WERE MY TRUE LOVE AND YET YOU E SEX'ED TOJI.

Truly im a flithy shitskin unworthy of love! Adieu kiwis. I SHALL LISTEN TO CARELESS WHISPERER WHILE RIDING A BIKE AT 200+ MPH! IM COMING HOME GOD!
Mwahahaha! Looks like I get to steal your deltarune girl! Rest in piss sucka!
 
Attenborough: "Observed here, we have the only known thing in nature that represents the ontological opposite of sex."

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The lolcows are inside the house.
 
Mwahahaha! Looks like I get to steal your deltarune girl! Rest in piss sucka!
I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL AND MUSLIM!

BEFORE YOU DO THOUGH... *turns into the RAPE BEAST OF TEHRAN!* this...aryan missile has a 100% fatality rate. No one has ever survived it and its said that even the soul gets turbo mega raped! Esp misogynistic muslim furries LIKE YOU!
 
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