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[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Reads superchat that Wings007 is a pedophile (likely fake and gay)

It was fake and gay. Xycros set it up.

 

[blasphemous]

Also how old is Bill? I've heard them say he is 75, is that true?

Wowza, speaking of Bill, I've alerted to a new video, that I will spread around to trusted sources, because the location in question has a bunch of Bill content that needs to be archived.

bill is mid forties, wanna say 45 or 46

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It was fake and gay. Xycros set it up.

So, this ENTIRE thing was a gayop? lol.

 

[blasphemous]

a true lolcow rejects all advice, even if it's well-intentioned. Just because you're a guy who makes dumb videos doesn't automatically greenlight you as a lolcow. nova_online is a lolcow. despite being told many times to clean his house, take a shower, and get a job, he refuses to do so and believes whatever he does is the right thing.

granted, nova does get door knocks and people sending shit to his house. however, i've never seen someone to go to the lengths they do with nova that they do with bill. and nova is a verifiable pedophile. there's no room for doubt, there's no question about it. yet, somehow, bill is forced to drink toilet water and rub cow shit in his wounds that were caused by some nigger.

when it comes to KK, it's always weird how the (actual) PEDOPHILES get better treatment than the retarded nigger island guy.

I refuse to believe him being a lolcow is true unless he keeps tarding out post-KK trolling but even then, I'd have some doubt because of troll after effects.

so, bill rejects all advice. he has a false eye and hasnt had it resized or gotten a new one since the early 2000s, youre supposed to update every 10 years or so. he also VEHEMENTLY hates advice. in regards to health or having to leave the house, grocery shop, handle his medicaid issues, he's a giant manchild for sure. i like bill and have had plenty personal interaction with him, i 100% believe in my heart he is a cow.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

so, bill rejects all advice. he has a false eye and hasnt had it resized or gotten a new one since the early 2000s, youre supposed to update every 10 years or so. he also VEHEMENTLY hates advice. in regards to health or having to leave the house, grocery shop, handle his medicaid issues, he's a giant manchild for sure. i like bill and have had plenty personal interaction with him, i 100% believe in my heart he is a cow.

which would be funny if a bunch of faggots from small discord groups didnt fuck with him

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

So, this ENTIRE thing was a gayop? lol.

Yes, also reach out to me. I want to share with you what was sent to me regarding Bill, so you're in the loop as well.

so, bill rejects all advice. he has a false eye and hasnt had it resized or gotten a new one since the early 2000s, youre supposed to update every 10 years or so. he also VEHEMENTLY hates advice. in regards to health or having to leave the house, grocery shop, handle his medicaid issues, he's a giant manchild for sure. i like bill and have had plenty personal interaction with him, i 100% believe in my heart he is a cow.

You're entitled to that opinion, and that is cow behavior, but there are still more variables for me to see before I can ever justify calling him a cow myself. Their interactions with Bill muddy the water.

which would be funny if a bunch of faggots from small discord groups didnt fuck with him

Facts.

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You know, I was in the shower and I was thinking, about how Twink007, Jonathan Parker Wilkins, laughed at Katie's proclamation of being virtually raped. I genuinely believe he's too ignorant to realize that rape is not just for sexual gratification, but also about power. The power the attacker feels over his or her victim. It's very disgusting.

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Relevant screenshots to Steve from Machete Squad. Credit to Anliteralidiot:

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12 Lut 2026

wdym by microwave? I am out of the loop


Do y'all think Sbeve from Machete Squad was really in KK? I hope not.

• anliteralidiot

Reakcje: x 3 x 2

 

[Lightbulb Punchers Union]

Does anyone think fat pussy boy marx or faggot twink william lovette will ever eventually panel up and face there actions or will they just tuck tail and hide till they think the heat has died off, the 3 of them need to be made examples of not only for doing deplorable shit but for fucking up all the good content buncha yag fags

 

[Artaius]

With everything revealed so far, this is going to be a hellish summary to write when it wraps up.

So what's the timeline look like right now? [corrections and citations welcomed]

- 02/03/2026 Bill Chaffin assaulted
- 02/04/2026 The Kennel Kickers Discord tried failed to sweep
- Same day, u/Responsible_Code whistleblows all over r/Cyraxx
- Other whistleblowers leak the Bill manure tapes on Rumble
- #KennelGate, #JusticeForBill begins
- The Farms gets involved
- Cinemaz and Marx get phonebooked
- Other degeneracies from KK get brought to light
- 02/09/2026 Wings007 tries fails to address the situation, grants Bill his freedom
- [Damage Control] Kennel Kickers gets wiped and renamed to Pud Pullers but doesn't stop the leaks
- More leaks, more leaks, and more leaks
- Wings007 gets served TEN times [I think the court saga might end up separate from the KK stuff]
- No word of legal consequences as of yet

 

[Badlands0102]

Xycros was the instigator who lured her onto panel, by affirming that Wings007 was nice, reasonable, and someone that could maintain a conversation without letting feelings get in the way. However, it became Katie being attacked by various individuals apart of Kennel Kickers. They never fight fair. As we've said in this thread a hundred times, "Just panel up and it all goes away".

So, Xycros was the lawyer Cypress in the Cyraxx court arc (late fall). Help me with my timeline. When did William start to put some distance between himself and the kickers? Really wish they'd put this energy into a real monster like Cyraxx and not hide him away while they attack Bill so viciously and in the open.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

So, Xycros was the lawyer Cypress in the Cyraxx court arc (late fall). Help me with my timeline. When did William start to put some distance between himself and the kickers? Really wish they'd put this energy into a real monster like Cyraxx and not hide him away while they attack Bill so viciously and in the open.

Im unsure of how Xycros ended up as the lawyer, but its possible thst the revelation of Xyceis being the setup came to light after the Cyraxx court saga.

 

[blasphemous]

So, Xycros was the lawyer Cypress in the Cyraxx court arc (late fall). Help me with my timeline. When did William start to put some distance between himself and the kickers? Really wish they'd put this energy into a real monster like Cyraxx and not hide him away while they attack Bill so viciously and in the open.

william said he left in around november and i guess that's when a lot of the bullshit started between the two groups

Does anyone think fat pussy boy marx or faggot twink william lovette will ever eventually panel up and face there actions or will they just tuck tail and hide till they think the heat has died off, the 3 of them need to be made examples of not only for doing deplorable shit but for fucking up all the good content buncha yag fags

tbh theyll never escape this, theyll never come back around, idk why 007 is even trying to save face atp either, the internet never forgets. if they do itll be to stream to their own little circlejerk

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

tbh theyll never escape this, theyll never come back around, idk why 007 is even trying to save face atp either, the internet never forgets. if they do itll be to stream to their own little circlejerk

If its true that he sends loli gore to people, that's probably be used as leverage. These people have no loyalty.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

- Same day, u/Responsible_Code whistleblows all over r/Cyraxx

The shit talking on reddit started February 5th. These were the first two posts; [1] and [2].

- The Farms gets involved

I know I wasn't the only one in contact with RC, but I'm pretty sure I was the first. Our correspondence began that very day, February 5th.

- Cinemaz and Marx get phonebooked

As far as I know, Cinemas was first deanonymized on JohnJohn's chat on January 30 [1].

Marx was officially deanonymized on February 9th [1].

- Other whistleblowers leak the Bill manure tapes on Rumble

The manure video was brought to the public on February 7th [1].

There's a part you might not know, but that video came from here, from the Farms. A whistleblower from KK brought it to me. Unfortunately, they've chosen to remain anonymous since then. Maybe someday they'll decide to let everyone know more about themselves, but for now, I'll have to pull another "trust me, bro".

It's not really important where the video came from, but it really fucking annoyed me when William said it came from Wings007's Rumble channel when that wasn't the case. That shit reflects on me and I never claimed such thing.

 

[Lightbulb Punchers Union]

tbh theyll never escape this, theyll never come back around, idk why 007 is even trying to save face atp either, the internet never forgets. if they do itll be to stream to their own little circlejerk

Yeah seems 007 is letting the advanced wilkins syndrome take over and instead of paneling up like a man maybe punch a few lightbulbs smear some shit on himself, he is doubling down on fucking himself just like another mr. Wilkins we all know i really hope his ignorance and cockyness comes back to bite him

 

[Pathos]

Video of bill tasing himself. One of the fellas laughing is allegedly Xycros.

 

[Bossmanjack’s Door]

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Video of bill tasing himself. One of the fellas laughing is allegedly Xycros.

This genuinely made me sad. I’ve been on the internet a long time and seen a lot of things, but when you know the context of this man just wanting friends it hurts my cold jaded heart.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

This genuinely made me sad. I’ve been on the internet a long time and seen a lot of things, but when you know the context of this man just wanting friends it hurts my cold jaded heart.

This is why I think Mr. WGH should panel up. If I had “acquaintances” pulling these moves on people I’d like everyone to know that I wasn’t okay with that. He stuck around this bunch for a few months. He knew what was up.

ETA: the saddest part is the whole truth will never come to light.

 

[Badlands0102]

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Video of bill tasing himself. One of the fellas laughing is allegedly Xycros.

Again, this Bill guy has, in the grand scheme, not done much of anything wrong to deserve any of this, right? He hasn't been caught sending DP's to underage girls, or choking out women, or basically anything to warrant the hell he gets, right (watching Icarly is all they got on him?)? This is pure evil if all his crimes against them are being a clueless tard who wants friends.

 

[Remmick]

Screen_Recording_20240625_181136_YouTube_1.mov
Video of bill tasing himself. One of the fellas laughing is allegedly Xycros.

Absolutely awful what they've done to this man.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

This is why I think Mr. WGH should panel up. If I had “acquaintances” pulling these moves on people I’d like everyone to know that I wasn’t okay with that. He stuck around this bunch for a few months. He knew what was up.

ETA: the saddest part is the whole truth will never come to light.

The part that annoys me the most is that William could easily identify a lot of these faggots. He was there, he spoke to them. But his little beef with Ranked Material isn't about this, so why waste time on that?

Again, this Bill guy has, in the grand scheme, not done much of anything wrong to deserve any of this, right? He hasn't been caught sending DP's to underage girls, or choking out women, or basically anything to warrant the hell he gets, right (watching Icarly is all they got on him?)? This is pure evil if all hes is, is a clueless tard who wants friends. Xycros was just the lawyer in the Cyraxx trial arc a couple of months ago.

Someone from Kennel Kickers addressed the situation like a week ago and offered two reason as to why he believes Bill deserves this kind of stuff.

1. He called himself a pedophile (with no context provided).
2. He threw rocks to a dog as a kid.

Don't you see how evil this Bill guy is?