DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[HorseSense]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

Forcing a concern troll interview on Wings without his consent. An actual ear raping.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo

He's so drunk I'm getting huge flashbacks to Alphaism radio callins

 

[Zyklon C]

Giuse, he wasn't drunk, this was a social experiment to bait mouth drooling morahns.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Nigga was actually in bed, drunk out of his mind and talking on the phone while his wife was sleeping right next to him?! Had my ass dying.
How can you be this socially retarded? Jesus christ...

I guess that confirms that Khet is still there, at least.

 

[Sampi]

This shit with khet leaving is so stupid . she's a middle aged obese autistic woman with a low job . She's stuck with phil period .

 

[Balr0g]

Nigga was actually in bed, drunk out of his mind and talking on the phone while his wife was sleeping right next to him?! Had my ass dying.
How can you be this socially retarded? Jesus christ...

And here is why it's fake: Khet sleeping next to him. You really think they can actually share a bed now? I bet she sleeps somewhere else in the snort fort

 

[Pargon]

And here is why it's fake: Khet sleeping next to him. You really think they can actually share a bed now? I bet she sleeps somewhere else in the snort fort

Nah, it’s for sure Phil who got exiled from the bed.

I hope he sleeps in his awfice

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo

It never gets old.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

And here is why it's fake: Khet sleeping next to him. You really think they can actually share a bed now? I bet she sleeps somewhere else in the snort fort

And she's definitely still FAT! Nice try, Phil. That heffer isn't going up stairs to reach a bed either.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I skipped around that video and kept wondering if this was a Phil impersonator putting on a faggier voice to mock him, before realizing it's actually Phil.

Edit: we are 100% getting are you familiar with the king snake, this was all my master plan, I'm a puppet master, all my detractors went crazy for my social experiment etc. etc.

Welcome... home.​

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Are we going to get another ”social experiment” explanation from Phil?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Can we expect dsp to do another round of

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a3AujdsJvjI

Me finding out that MGS4 is finally free from PS3 jail and that DSP might replay it.

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo

Well, this is the most unexpected thing to come from Phil. Remember when John Rambo mentioned Phil texting him late at night? This is reminding me of that. I can't wait to see how he's going to spin this, like "I didn't call Wings late at night, what are you talking about?" or "I wasn't drunk, I was tired, okaaay?"

 

[arrivefriday]

The fact that he knowingly calls up someone in the middle of the night and wakes up his wife who has to go to work tomorrow tells you so much about DSP lol, what a fucking selfish cunt

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo

hooooooooooly shit lmaooooo
this deserves a community feature

 

[myone]

Nigga was actually in bed, drunk out of his mind and talking on the phone while his wife was sleeping right next to him?! Had my ass dying.
How can you be this socially retarded? Jesus christ...

I've never bought into the autism coin, but maybe.... there might be something to it. "Yeah she has noise canceling stuff on, so it's fine..." (*) WHAT?! Just go to another room my dude if you need to call your fat boyfriend. Jeez.

It's a testament to how meek Khet is, that he didn't get slapped or at least properly yelled at for even considering this.

(*) Also, apparently she's just wearing this because of the loud neighbors. lol. lmao even. Only DSP would be a narcissistic coper enough to make himself believe this shit and worse even speak it out loud.

 

[David Dent]

 

[Sampi]

Wyświetl załącznik 8554863

Lmao

 

[Free Jasper]

What in the holy fuck is wrong with this freak? Does he have a humiliation fetish?

He is so consumed by crushing loneliness he has to phone grown men while drunk in the dead of night to try and give them a pre-stream?

The dude is SO. FUCKING. LONELY.
No wonder KC turning on him cracked him mentally.

(And agreed, proper Alpha radio vibes. That little freak never changed.)

 

[woc_krava]

I have to say that the theory that I read in this thread that he started taking Ozempic to lose weight to own those dastardly detractors once and for all had the side effect of reducing his gambling cravings.

At the end of the day, anybody dropping a bad habit is a good thing - however, I think the fact that he solved the problem chemically deprived him of any character growth (which let's be honest, he is incapable of at this point), he is white-knuckling it, there is some pressure building up and the crash out is going to be catastrophic.

I'd like to shout myself out here. I didn't think the crash out would come this soon though.

 

[Comma]

On one hand, my mind is telling me "It's AI. Don't fall for it and think it's real, you boomer." But on the other hand it's 100% something that DSP could do: be drunk in the middle of the night and finally get to talk to another streamer he has been literally stalking for months like a scorned ex-girlfriend from high school, offering "life advice" and waking up his momwife, embarrassing himself and her in the process.

What in the world of fuck...