DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Is he seriously playing DragonQuest and not watching the PS state of play?

you see, he is a gayming streamer different from the other streamers.
HE'S RETARDED.
He seriously told people to come tomorrow for the state of play.
DSP News, where you learn about today's news, tomorrow!!!

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

because that way he can steal some observations and takes from others on X, and regurgitate them acting like he came up with them himself.

Ah yes, I can't wait to tune into DSPGaming to get Wario64's thoughts on the state of play

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I can't believe it.
DSPGaming -> 18 years of gay ming: hasn't covered live the nintendo nor the sony game news
KinoCasino -> drama channel: has covered both events live.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I click on my youtube sub tab and 10 streams are live covering this shit even with 5 viewers but nope DSP just has to wait till tomorrow I mean ya its probably going to suck but its cool to watch shit with the boys

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I can't believe it.
DSPGaming -> 18 years of gay ming: hasn't covered live the nintendo nor the sony game news
KinoCasino -> drama channel: has covered both events live.
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Seems like they are pissed off about everything being shown off. I don't get why they even bothered if they were going to be angry.

They're phil maxing!

 

[Iron Hamster]

He certainly stimulates the economy. A true American patriot.

He's calling his penis 'the economy' now?

Today on the prestream someone asked him if he's going to play the new Yakuza game. Phil's answer was that there is no Yakuza game, since it's a remake of Yakuza 3. Then he said that he can't play it because he's already playing Dragon Quest 7, which is also Japanese.
Do I even need to point out how fucking stupid this response is?
Dragon Quest 7 is also a remake

He has to play Yakuza...........it's exactly like his life! fr fr

Well, Phil is a fucking idiot, after all...

Case in point:
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He must really not want sponsors, despite bitching about DA TROLLS causing him to not receive any offers.

Why isn't the first explanation to Blum that he shit on it because he wasn't handed enough money for playing it ? C'mon people.

DSP is a wild animal

's after droppings (finished that for you)

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Looking CUT, my liege!

He's got Luna Slater (beauty parlor) tits.

Is he seriously playing DragonQuest and not watching the PS state of play?

He knows he can't compete with the Casino.

People joke about this, but I think it's absolutely true: he prefers to wait til the day after to react to things like that, because that way he can steal some observations and takes from others on X, and regurgitate them acting like he came up with them himself.

He's the ultimate poser.

 

[thebigdream]

Instead of spending all his wheelchair money on RGB's, Phil could improve his streaming quality FOR FREE with the one neat trick of not burping directly into the fucking microphone. There are people with 5 viewers who have better streaming etiquette than Phil.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I wasn't paying attention to his DQ7 stream today (too busy being aggressively underwhelmed by the State of Play as always), but just checked in and...


145 viewers and the entire chat is the YT troll spamming.

In other words, it's going great!

 

[strandedcastaway]

The weirdest part about his continuous and baffling "It's 50 degrees outside in the dead of winter but somehow 85 degrees in my office" is, if it was somehow true, it just makes him look incredibly dumb for sitting in the office wearing a long-sleeved button-down shirt and sweat pants while it's that hot.

Phil, why not wear a t-shirt and shorts if it's REALLY 85 degrees? What reason would there be not to do so? You'd be cold if you went outside? We all know you're not leaving the house even if a comet hits it. Why not be comfortable?

 

[W@rui]

Brutal.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP got another article

Link | Archive

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I wasn't paying attention to his DQ7 stream today (too busy being aggressively underwhelmed by the State of Play as always), but just checked in and...
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145 viewers and the entire chat is the YT troll spamming.

In other words, it's going great!

147 viewers.
5 hours t oget to 114$
mostly trolls in chat.

Bruh just end it.

Edit: and of course, because he didn't maske the goal, he's stalling instead of just signing off like last time.

 

[shekelshoah666]

147 viewers.
5 hours t oget to 114$
mostly trolls in chat.

Bruh just end it.

Edit: and of course, because he didn't maske the goal, he's stalling instead of just signing off like last time.

Even ndo103 showing up and dropping 30 didnt hit it man he is just going to for DQ7 now to shit on his own fans. Imagine being a streamer who says they will drop games that the viewers don't want but forcing fucking DQ7 when everyone besides dents or detractors say it fucking sucks to watch.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

DSP got another article

Link | Archive
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Actual gaming journalists shitting on Phil wasn't on my 2026 list, holy shit

 

[Love Is Blue]

DSP got another article

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Welcome... home.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Actual gaming journalists shitting on Phil wasn't on my 2026 list, holy shit

Either Phil has a humiliation fetish, or he has some innate ability to be the most retarded person on the internet at crucial times.

 

[W@rui]

Either Phil has a humiliation fetish, or he has some innate ability to be the most retarded person on the internet at crucial times.

I think it's;

1. Zero self-awareness
2. Oppositional defiant disorder
3. Greed

 

[UsedUp]

Can we expect dsp to do another round of

And

With a side of

 

[johnkimble123]

On the same note, do you think he uses intelligence as his main cope is something he picked up from Xitter being the only interaction he gets outside of his dents

I think Phil is the type of normie moron who reads Twitter, sees opinions that agree with him or argues against ones he dislikes, and feels validated. I don't think he's smart enough to realize what is fed to him is doing just that.

The weirdest part about his continuous and baffling "It's 50 degrees outside in the dead of winter but somehow 85 degrees in my office" is, if it was somehow true, it just makes him look incredibly dumb for sitting in the office wearing a long-sleeved button-down shirt and sweat pants while it's that hot.

Phil, why not wear a t-shirt and shorts if it's REALLY 85 degrees? What reason would there be not to do so? You'd be cold if you went outside? We all know you're not leaving the house even if a comet hits it. Why not be comfortable?

He also likes to say that it is considerably warmer there now than it was when he moved, which can be proven to be not true very easily:



I'm also on team no gout and I honestly think he's just diabetic but is either 1) too pussy to admit it since he's been using gout as his illness for so long or 2) never bothered getting it checked which means he'll be fucked soon enough. But one of the symptoms of high blood sugar is always feeling hot.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Shout out to @poems_past on X for the clips