💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 137 17,4%
  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,5%
  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 10,9%
  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,3%
  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%
  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 375 47,7%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    786
If he really wanted to play some gay FFX romhacks at all hours without people telling him their preference on his quiet-ness he could have moved somewhere closer to home rather than halfway around the world and kept his old job.
The over-arching theme of this thread is that Chibi's life could be infinitely better if he put an ounce of forethought into a decision before going all in on it.

Living in Japan was always a stupid aspiration for someone as retarded as Adam; keeping the $80k salary and going on holiday there whenever possible would have made him happier and yielded much more cringe for us to enjoy because he'd have the funds to do whatever he wanted.
 
Living in Japan was always a stupid aspiration for someone as retarded as Adam; keeping the $80k salary and going on holiday there whenever possible would have made him happier and yielded much more cringe for us to enjoy because he'd have the funds to do whatever he wanted.
Yeah but he was such a massive weeb and his views of Japan were tainted by his vacations there that he never considered what might happen if he lived there 24/7.

Looking forward to see if he's still there come summer when temperatures hit over 100 for weeks at a time with 100% humidity in the air. Clothes can't dry when left outside and each breath is almost suffocating. Tokyo summers are the worst.
 
there come summer
Don't japanese buildings lack central heating? I'd say he's already suffering during the winter

Imagine chibi huddled around the cheapest dollar store electric heater, mumbling to himself that it's worth it because the trolls are being owned
 
Okay guys hear me out.

Chibi working as a host for some bar, how would he fare?
Japanese hosts are the most well groomed men I have ever seen, to the point they all are gay in my eyes. In contrast Chibi is so greasy any champagne bottle will slip out of his hand.

Even lonely fat old women have standards above Chibi. Maybe he'd do better at one of those not prostitution™️ places where they pretend to have sex with their clients.
 
The easiest way to tell the two apart is that if anything interesting happens, it's not this Chibi
Funny because I learned to tell the difference between the page counts of the threads... unless of course you're implying that k-farms best users have been discussing nothing on the thousand+ pages that this thread consists of.
 
Yeah but he was such a massive weeb and his views of Japan were tainted by his vacations there that he never considered what might happen if he lived there 24/7.
Is there no in between option? I remember when I was much younger a bunch of my friends took a gap year to go work at summer camps in America, does Japan not have anything like that?
why are there two
Now you know how I feel every time 'Chibi' appears in Community Happenings and I get excited thinking the boring fuck finally did something.
Even lonely fat old women have standards above Chibi. Maybe he'd do better at one of those not prostitution™️ places where they pretend to have sex with their clients.
I made the same suggestion for Ralph and will now offer it to Adam: ugly bastard porn. I don't know who it's for, but because we live on a cursed and forsaken earth it's a thing.
 
Is there no in between option? I remember when I was much younger a bunch of my friends took a gap year to go work at summer camps in America, does Japan not have anything like that?
I really doubt it, considering Americans are already specifically excluded from the commonwealth visa programs that permit anybody with a Bonglish accent to seek employment while temporarily visiting. That’s how half the expats I knew got hired at my former company. Pretty sure Adam is American, so his options are to visit Japan as a tourist or as a foreign expert with a (presumably full-time) job lined up for him. If he tried to get a job of any kind while there on a tourist visa, they could very well deport him.
 
Pretty sure Adam is American, so his options are to visit Japan as a tourist or as a foreign expert with a (presumably full-time) job lined up for him.
He is American, and his only formal qualification I'm aware of is from Full Sail University for systems design in relation to video games, which he has done absolutely nothing with. It was also years ago so is presumably outdated by now.
 
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