DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ayynon69]

The complete DSP Experience summarized in three seconds:

Eating a cookie with a fork February 11 2026.mp4

WOOOOW dood, look at this, I paid $30 dollars for this shit and they sent me a broKen cookie?!?? Uhhh... they fucked it up, they fucked it up in the store guys. I - *shakes head* *shrugs gayly*

-Fictional quote by me
(he complains for ~2min about this cookie and then ranks it as his favorite at the end, what a fag)

"First of all, this fork is pissing me off, LOOK AT THIS what is going on with this fork, what just happened?!? *ack ack*
...
THANKS inanimate object for trying to annoy me!!!"

-A real quote by a severly mentally ill man

This is supposed to be funny, right?

ssstwitter.com_1770876244300.mp4

MY BOY

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

With Resident Evil Requiem coming out in 2 weeks, you'd think Phil would at least play through all the Resident Evil games he played(like I am currently)as a way to drum up some level of hype since he proclaimed to love Resident Evil, but what do I know? I don't run a business. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Plus, it would've been interesting to see how much worse he's gotten, like when he did "Redemption Runs™" for MGS 2 and 3.

MY BOY

This tip is what ALL true beggars strive FOR.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Looking CUT, my liege!

 

[Fridge Raider]

If you're trying to hide your moobs this is absolutely not the shirt. I'm not sure if he gave up on wearing the bra or what but man... Look at those things! His estrogen must be so high.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I just realized that he has this beefy PC and only uses it to play indie slop and Rimworld, he hasn't played a proper PC exclusive game at all like Total war or a Paradox game. What a waste of money.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Indie devs LIKE me now, guise!

 

[Comma]

Beg tweets are back on the menu:

 

[Love Is Blue]

If you're trying to hide your moobs this is absolutely not the shirt. I'm not sure if he gave up on wearing the bra or what but man... Look at those things! His estrogen must be so high.

mooooobs.mp4

lookin heckin valid queen

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I just realized that he has this beefy PC and only uses it to play indie slop and Rimworld, he hasn't played a proper PC exclusive game at all like Total war or a Paradox game. What a waste of money.

Theres no way in hell Phil would figure out either of those options. He'd get the tiniest bit into it and not know shit about what to do. Imagine him trying to do anything in Stellaris before getting steamrolled in front of an audience of sleeping dents. I think Phil instinctively knows it'd be a bad idea.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Beg tweets are back on the menu:

Wyświetl załącznik 8551709

Ahhhh Yes! The fiest couple hours are just for building attendance! You better not be expecting entertainment!

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Where yesterday was a great showcase of his eroding mental state, today's snoozefest pahdcast is a harrowing showcase of the mind-numbing empty vapidity of his day to day life at this point.

This is it. This is what the miracle of his life, the perfect confluence of relationships and events that led his lineage to his birth, has been for. A childless middle-aged man, wearing pajamas, sitting on his flabby ass, with absolutely no aspirations other than to waste Internet bandwidth talking about what he's going to order from IHOP tomorrow, what games he's going to play this week, and what fast food specials are happening in his area. All while fully and earnestly believing this is worth 300 dollars a day. For the rest of his years on this earth.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

If you're trying to hide your moobs this is absolutely not the shirt. I'm not sure if he gave up on wearing the bra or what but man... Look at those things! His estrogen must be so high.

mooooobs.mp4

Looking like a legitimate tranny. Great job! FAGGOT

 

[arrivefriday]

Beg tweets are back on the menu:

Wyświetl załącznik 8551709

Welcome Home short meme.mp4

Future so bright I gotta begtweet 8)

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

If you're trying to hide your moobs this is absolutely not the shirt. I'm not sure if he gave up on wearing the bra or what but man... Look at those things! His estrogen must be so high.

mooooobs.mp4

What if he is trying to transition, but doesn't know how to tell his audience? Think about it, the lesbian cut, the tits, the clear women's sweaters and the one time he tried to throw it back on camera while showing off the SF sweater?

Edit:
Oh and how could I forget the slowly disappearing goatee!

Go off, Queen!

 

[Ardath]

If you're trying to hide your moobs this is absolutely not the shirt. I'm not sure if he gave up on wearing the bra or what but man... Look at those things! His estrogen must be so high.

Someone made fun of him last night for the button up and sweatpants fit and it really got under his skin.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil is really busting that loose sweater. It's getting harder to deny Ozempic allegations.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Is he seriously playing DragonQuest and not watching the PS state of play?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Is he seriously playing DragonQuest and not watching the PS state of play?

"Uh DUH live reaction style kahntent doesn't work for my business! I have to do what makes money! Get it?" - DSP probably

Also it's 51 degrees outside but 83 degrees inside full sun out again

He is getting upset at the game for not spoon-feeding him so I think it's done if goal isn't hit. He is also obviously not begging on purpose again.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

"Uh DUH live reaction style kahntent doesn't work for my business! I have to do what makes money! Get it?" - DSP probably

well yeah obviously.

how many goals positive support has DQ7 made?

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Is he seriously playing DragonQuest and not watching the PS state of play?

People joke about this, but I think it's absolutely true: he prefers to wait til the day after to react to things like that, because that way he can steal some observations and takes from others on X, and regurgitate them acting like he came up with them himself.