Fanfiction Horrors

[Piga Dgrifm]

Here's the Cruz/Rubio high school thing:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6908401/chapters/15758635

I have found my OTP.

 

[Abethedemon]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11797340/1/Dipper-Pines-The-Love-of-Infinity
This is something I would write if I took meth.

 

[A Straight White Male]

Hot Political Fanfiction Coming Your Way!

When Anthony Weiner goes to see Jon Stewart, he gets more than he bargained for!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/186773

Hillary Clinton is enjoying her new job as Secretary of State, but then a handsome Joe Biden catches her eye! How shall Bill react to their love?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10820361/chapters/24007689

This one doesn't even have a plot, just 16 chapters of the Clintons taking part in nature's most beautiful vice.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9495281/chapters/21484883

Tim Kaine gets me all hot and bothered!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9727586/chapters/21930524

I'll let you guys know if I find some focusing upon conservative politicians. I offhandedly recall a friend sending me one about Cruz and Rubio as a high school homosexuals.

The autism is too damn high.

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374196/going-with-my-gut

When an attack is carried out at a Sapphire Shores concert, Coloratura trusts her instincts and cancels an upcoming concert in Trottingham when she develops a lack of trust for security at her concerts. However, a visit with Applejack eventually changes her mind about the situation.

*Dedicated to the victims of the Manchester Arena bombing on May 23rd, 2017 in Manchester, England. We stand with you!

 

[BlueChan]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374196/going-with-my-gut

It's weird how things like this are made with good intentions in mind (albeit very heavily warped by :autism, yet end up coming off as more offensive than things deliberately intended to be insensitive.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374196/going-with-my-gut

The entire city is dead now.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374196/going-with-my-gut

~MISTAKES INTO MIRACLES~

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374196/going-with-my-gut

Let's have a look at the author of this piece shall w--

Spoiler: Oh no.

Hello Darkness my old friend...

I've come to talk with you again

Because a vision softly creeping

Left its seed while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone

Narrow streets of cobblestone

'Neath the halo of a streetlamp

I turned my collar to the cold and damp, when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of neon light

That split the night, and touched the sound of silence

 

[Cake Farts]

Let's have a look at the author of this piece shall w--

Spoiler: Oh no.

Wyświetl załącznik 229702
Hello Darkness my old friend...
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I've come to talk with you again
Wyświetl załącznik 229704
Because a vision softly creeping
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Left its seed while I was sleeping
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And the vision that was planted in my brain
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Still remains
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Within the sound of silence
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In restless dreams I walked alone
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Narrow streets of cobblestone
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'Neath the halo of a streetlamp
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I turned my collar to the cold and damp, when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of neon light
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That split the night, and touched the sound of silence

....is that all the groups that one man is in...?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

....is that all the groups that one man is in...?

Yep.

Spoiler: My favorite:

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Yep.

Spoiler: My favorite:

Wyświetl załącznik 229753

So nice they said it twice!

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/348749/homebound

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[Piga Dgrifm]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/348749/homebound

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No, anything but rap!

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

No, anything but rap!

I dunno, satchel charges in "points of interest" sounds kinda kinky.

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/376489/family

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/100369/sonichu-and-the-autism-that-pierced-the-heavens

 

[Despairagus]

Something around 10 years ago, I was pretty into the Invader Zim fandom on deviantart, and there was a hugely popular fic called BRB Suicide. It was basically an alternate universe fic where Zim was somewhat competent, Dib was gay for him, and for some inexplicable reason, literally everyone was scene.

I'm scared to look for it again.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Something around 10 years ago, I was pretty into the Invader Zim fandom on deviantart, and there was a hugely popular fic called BRB Suicide. It was basically an alternate universe fic where Zim was somewhat competent, Dib was gay for him, and for some inexplicable reason, literally everyone was scene.

I'm scared to look for it again.

This it? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2959314/1/brb-suicide

 

[Despairagus]

This it? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2959314/1/brb-suicide

Oh jesus christ yes that's the one. I can't believe it hasn't been purged from the internet by now.

 

[GrandTheftAutism]

It's weird how things like this are made with good intentions in mind (albeit very heavily warped by :autism, yet end up coming off as more offensive than things deliberately intended to be insensitive.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.