DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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I really wish he would expand on what he thinks refinancing is going to do for him, its not like they hand you a pile of money for free, hes just going to put himself in a worse position than he somehow is now.
Dave doesn't know what he'll do. At this point it's just a thing that'll float him a few months and increase the Saudi's wealth fund. You can PigPigGo Refinance and see all the shit he says he will do and usually it's to renovate the condo and before the Kino King Arc it was to pay bills.

He just wants the money so he can spend said money on something, anything.
 
The Dragon Quest stream featured all the classic, shameless pigroach begging:

  • Support me so I can play JRPGs
  • I'm disappointed
  • The FUCKING Nioh 3 will not work
  • Support if you don't enjoy this game but like me
  • Support if you don't like this game, but like SF6 but won't be tomorrow
  • Support later in another stream letting him know that the support is for Dragon Quest
  • "Call to action"
  • I got zero contributions from Kick
  • Point and beg
  • Begging for "one contribution of each type in any amount"
  • Begging before taking a break and then bitching when returning that no money came in
At this rate, we’re going back to classics like "$200 to reach two goals so my-mo mo-wife doesn't have to cook" in no time.
 
The Discord rant was insane, as he kept jumping from it being a good idea to a bad one, as well as repeatedly saying it doesn't matter if other people get their details leaked because they're not public figures like him
Why is he so upset over discord, how does it effect his ultra secret server? And of course he just had to throw some stupid lines about asian people in there.
 
He quite literally thinks it's free money he's given for doing such a good job of owning a house, he quite literally can't comprehend that a refinance is a loan
  • Refinancing for a lower rate = good idea on long enough time scale and if the fees aren’t exorbitant/new rate is a big improvement
  • Home equity loan = this is what Phil wants to do as I understand it. Makes sense when you’re going to use the money to renovate and greatly improve your life or home’s sales price OR start your dream business OR if junior is getting framed for murder and needs a good lawyer. Phil isn’t going to do any of those things. He’s going to blow the money.
I think he would fucking die if he had to experience any sort of southern summer.
The fullest sun!
We know he doesn’t like heat but there’s plenty of cooler places that are a lot cheaper.
Washington has some of the mildest weather in the country. The only place with better overall weather than WA is coastal California, which is much more expensive than anywhere including Washington. Oregon has comparable weather and is comparably expensive.

Phil could move to Maine or North Dakota for cheaper COL but they have hot summers as well as cold, cold winters. You just know he’d be shivering for 6 months of the year and bitching that it’s 110 degrees in the studio the other 6 months in those places.
 
The Dragon Quest stream featured all the classic, shameless pigroach begging:

  • Support me so I can play JRPGs
  • I'm disappointed
  • The FUCKING Nioh 3 will not work
  • Support if you don't enjoy this game but like me
  • Support if you don't like this game, but like SF6 but won't be tomorrow
  • Support later in another stream letting him know that the support is for Dragon Quest
  • "Call to action"
  • I got zero contributions from Kick
  • Point and beg
  • Begging for "one contribution of each type in any amount"
  • Begging before taking a break and then bitching when returning that no money came in
At this rate, we’re going back to classics like "$200 to reach two goals so my-mo mo-wife doesn't have to cook" in no time.

The "CALL FOR ACTION" begging is the most insane part. I'm usually really lenient around Phil being insane but that actually made my blood boil.
 
The "CALL FOR ACTION" begging is the most insane part. I'm usually really lenient around Phil being insane but that actually made my blood boil.
He was never all that subtle to begin with but it really does feel recently like the mask is falling off more and more. Outright just saying "call to action" repeatedly and hammering his mushbrained audience with it to pressure them into donating, it was like him just losing patience and getting right to the point.

And then there's that 100 dollar Super Bowl animation. So blatantly the first vaguely sportsball-related AI slop animation he found from a quick search and plugged in, but the way he hyped it up as some big deal - surely that shows a blatant scorn (shoutout Scorn) for the intelligence of his paypigs and knowing he can scam at least one of them with it. Then, even after everyone could see with their own eyes it was awful, he tried to get someone to send another 100 for it!

It's getting to the point it's not that farfetched to imagine by the end of this year he will drop all pretenses entirely and just sit there every stream, not playing or doing anything, simply playing his AI slop music while he twitches and sways and pressures individual viewers by name to give him money.
 
Dodging Nioh 3 is a bad play, make it a donation incentive or something

gonna be even worse when he decides to milk it half a year from now when all the hype will have evaporated
I wonder if he's just waiting for the patches that inevitably nerf some bosses before playing it. Like he did with Elden Ring and Radahn.
 
I hope we get full mask-off gravedancing today over 2XKO (fronted by one half of the evil Cannon brothers). The prophet Darksydephil forsaw that releasing a F2P fighting game with $20 skins aimed exclusively at the absolute dregs of the FGC who have been playing Marvel 2 on fightcade for 20 years would not be a worthwhile endeavour.

This surely means that he's also right about the FGC's opinion on online gameplay has been swayed by rollback lobbyists and the other cannon is a fraud, as exposed by Phil 25 years ago in an IRC chat.

Nothing to do with Phil being salty and jealous that they created what went on to become EVO while he created what went on to become DSPReacts! and them banning him on their forum almost 3 decades ago.
 
Holy fuck, the DQ7 begging is disgusting. At one stage he wants money TODAY if you like any of the other games he’s playing! (But also tip when he’s playing those games).
You know, like how you tip the pizza boy on the days you DONT order pizza because he might bring you one in future?

I wonder if anything’s going on or he’s just manic about any perceived slowdown.
 
Dodging Nioh 3 is a bad play, make it a donation incentive or something

gonna be even worse when he decides to milk it half a year from now when all the hype will have evaporated
As retarded as it was, he had something with Stellar Blade because it proved dents were willing to pay up for a game they wanted. It's astounding how he can stare a gift Kat horse in the mouth and think it was an ass.
 
Outright just saying "call to action" repeatedly
Whenever he events a new way to indirectly ask for money behind some new thinly veiled weasel words he always spams it to oblivion without any shame that he's essentially still just begging for money. In his brain if he says "support" or "contributions" instead of money, its not actually begging for money. Its really just disgusting how comfortable he is asking for money.
 
expect some toxic prestream today, due to some "toxic" viewers and their comments.
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I am checking every 5 minutes to see if he decides to delete the comments or not.
 
It just hit me that over the course of last week, Feb 2-8, he banned over 769 people, That's almost triple his audience gone, like that, in an instant, fucking gone.
To be completely fair, most of those are likely socks. However there were names/messages in the ban logs that didn't seem like detractor names and/or had messages that seemed like they could have been people stopping in and offering fair critique. There had to be at least a couple genuine viewers banned. For certain his audience is not growing, which you'd think would be a problem but hey I'm not a sussessful content creator businessman mature married adult with a family so what do I know.
At one stage he wants money TODAY if you like any of the other games he’s playing!
That was probably my favorite part. The guy said he was gonna donate to SF6 and Phil told him "well why not donate NOW?" This from the guy who the day before crashed out about someone asking about his useless Rhode microphones, saying that how he spends his money is his business.

Hypocrisy aside, what he's saying doesn't even make sense given HIS model! He set up the wage quit model, it's the cornerstone of his business! Games you like you pay for, the ones you don't pay for get axed. Why the fuck would someone donate to a game they don't like? The goal isn't $20, it's not some small amount that might get hit regardless, you gotta shell the fuck out for games you want to stay.

But of course it isn't made to make sense. He wants the money now because it would mean that he could play this slop that he likes but no one else wants to see. Not hitting the goal for DQ7 means that he's trapped dancing for the whales and he hates it.
 
expect some toxic prestream today, due to some "toxic" viewers and their comments.
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I am checking every 5 minutes to see if he decides to delete the comments or not.
These two are certified dented retards too. This is the criticism he claims he takes into account. It's not toxic, it's not from people who hate him, it's not lies. Almost like he doesn't actually want criticism he just wants ass pats, handholding and money.
 
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