💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

I think Mama Raven used to console him with the thought that the kids who called him stupid and lame were all going to end up enjoying prison.

 

[Questions are a Burden]

I thought "enjoy prison" just meant he blocked you.

 

[MilkThePig]

A knifefight doesn't work out like some retarded nerd like Fatrick thinks, with both parties flamboyantly slashing at each other.

A single fucking stab can kill you. Abdomen, heart, kidneys, liver, stomach, neck...
All of those hitzones are potentially lethal.
Heck, even a stab or deep cut in your upper thigh can easily kill you.

It is not worth it. Even if you are a highly trained Jew-Jitsu master, the risk is always there and always high.

Wrong as you always and only are, stalker. My knife fights look like this (and I always win)...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I thought "enjoy prison" just meant he blocked you.

You'd think that, but he only blocks randos. If you're NeutralButKind or any of the other bigtime pests he will never, ever block you, for years on end. If you really get under his skin enough like the top pests do, Rick will prison you to the ends of the earth. It's one of the more amusing aspects of his personality imo. He knows the block button, he uses it a LOT, but never on the people who piss him off the most.

 

[neger psykolog]

You'd think that, but he only blocks randos. If you're NeutralButKind or any of the other bigtime pests he will never, ever block you, for years on end. If you really get under his skin enough like the top pests do, Rick will prison you to the ends of the earth. It's one of the more amusing aspects of his personality imo. He knows the block button, he uses it a LOT, but never on the people who piss him off the most.

The bomb really drops when he blocks Mr. Prongay. That's when you know he's actually serious and about to knife fight the world.

 

[NaggotFigger]

OH MAH GAWD

 

[LGHDR+]

I am aware that this has been done many thousands of times, and I'm not a licensed psychologist, just a little baby stalker child who will blow the dog shit out of my skull while my family laughs, but I'm going to spitball that Fatrick Ass Tomlinson's behavior could be attributed to a "dual-track" diagnosis of Cluster B / High Conflict Personality combined with Persecutory Delusional Disorder.

Enjoy DSM-V Prison.

 

[Dean Pentel]

"enjoy prison" is such an interesting one. If you think about it in an abstract way, just living is kind of like a prison in some ways and some people escape it by committing suicide (as Patrick sometimes describes).

Could it be that Patrick views this existence as malignantly useless and is a pessimist?

Or is that far too much existentialism not fed to him by screens?

I think Mama Raven used to console him with the thought that the kids who called him stupid and lame and very obviously gay were all going to end up enjoying prison.

I think you're right. Isn't it interesting how much our moms can fuck us up when we're young? Probably didn't help that his dad was cheating on his mom all the time with rodeo cowboys. Or that his brother decided to overcome all that noise and be a badass success story anyway.

Wrong as you always and only are, stalker. My knife fights look like this (and I always win)...

That is one of my favorite revenge films. Those Koreans know their cinema. Sometimes.

Anyway, remind me to never knife fight you. I'd hate to not only die painfully but to lose to such a handsome, stylish man is adding insult to knife injury.

 

[RollingRock2]

Lolsuit commentary. Millions of dollars are on the way, child. He is going to trial but also probably not going to trial. Why would the city be forced to settle? And I thought he was suing the Milwaukee PD, not the city of Milwaukee. Regardless does he think they are going to run out of money before him, a part time maid?

 

[Post Reply]

Looks like Pat and Epstein may have yet another thing in common.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I like how Rick thinks being an “excellent witness” is why he will win.

It’s really just a high-class version of explaining his plights - and we know every single other time he got a chance to do so it went swimmingly.

For us prison enjoyers.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I like how Rick thinks being an “excellent witness” is why he will win.

It’s really just a high-class version of explaining his plights - and we know every single other time he got a chance to do so it went swimmingly.

For us prison enjoyers.

It's extremely common for very low-iq people like Pat to think they can just get up there on the stand and convince everyone. opposing counsel loves those people, they do enormous damage to their own case.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's extremely common for very low-iq people like Pat to think they can just get up there on the stand and convince everyone. opposing counsel loves those people, they do enormous damage to their own case.

Any testimony will be at BASELINE as bad as what he filed with the court the night before his August 2023 hearing. That’s the bare minimum of how stupid and hilarious it will be.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He probably won't even pick one narrative and stick to it, he'll be throwing all kinds of shit out there.

 

[internet friend]

Isn't interesting how much our moms can fuck us up when we're young

The duality of lolcows: either you fuck your mother, or she fucks you.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I thought "enjoy prison" just meant he blocked you.

Well it kinda does, he puts you in prison and then blocks your escape. I took a photo of it once.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Lolsuit commentary. Millions of dollars are on the way, child. He is going to trial but also probably not going to trial. Why would the city be forced to settle? And I thought he was suing the Milwaukee PD, not the city of Milwaukee. Regardless does he think they are going to run out of money before him, a part time maid?
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it does seem like settlement could be on the table in favor of pat. the police seem like theyre going to have to accept partial fault. rich pat would be one hell of an arc so part of me wants to see that.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Lolsuit commentary. Millions of dollars are on the way, child. He is going to trial but also probably not going to trial. Why would the city be forced to settle? And I thought he was suing the Milwaukee PD, not the city of Milwaukee. Regardless does he think they are going to run out of money before him, a part time maid?
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"swatting our our home for the 4th time that day"

it really can't be said enough how insane he is. it also can't be said enough how much of a liar he is, about everything.

 

[McMitch]

it really can't be said enough how insane fat he is.

ftfy

edit:

it really can't be said enough how insanely fat he is.

ftfm

 

[RollingRock2]

Rick kept repairing his door frame with pallet wood but the SWAT team just kept circling the block and battering the door in again. It was really cutting into his fart couch time