🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[GooderFloorsCo.]

@Sekhmet666 spoke to Mel, Mel is a functional retard, so if Tard plans to run to Mel, I think Nikki would have gotten it out of here. We also have Ohio MAGA grifting woman and the wealthy benefactor chick in Tennessee. I cant even keep the names straight anymore.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

He can't be THAT scared of a little jail time, can he?

So looking at jails in LA, even if he got the full 6 months and not a downward departure, he would only spend 85% of that in the clink. So 5 months 3-4 days. That's certainly more time than I would want to spend in jail, but there's probably programs available, or ways to get out of county jail. For example Goodwill contracts direct thru the sheriff's office (probably wearhouse work) so even if he was in county lockup, he'd still spend 8+ hours a day not in jail. Aside from the shitty jail food, and uncomfortable bunk, that's basically the normies life. He would get out in 5 months 3-4 days and have a nice little reserve of passive income to go on a bender a chunk of change in his account that he would be ablessing to resettle and get his shit sorted. He could arrange for the bank to transfer a percentage to Liz, to pay for Tarlette.

Hell, after a week or two he could probably be smuggling contraband into the jail (that's extremely common with these work programs) and stacking commissary as a side hustle.

 

[Uncle Bully]

I prefer the term "basketball americans".

‘Bus people’ do like playing their music out loud.

Are we talking about the Amish again?

 

[AnOminous]

Assuming he's in Shaft and Berries for the treatment facility, wouldn't he need the court's blessing, if not a court order? He is pushing limits and/or being downright defiant every chance he gets.

Rehabs can be pretty cagey about their patients and LEOs are often reluctant to go grab someone out of a rehab. If it happens it will probably be because of the more serious felony he's charged with.

 

[Soapmore]

He can't be THAT scared of a little jail time, can he?

I think it really depends on how traumatizing that stint in the NOLA jail was for him. I know he was deteriorating before that, but to my mind that's when he took a noticeable dive. It might have been worse than anyone knows. That said, I doubt he goes to Canada. At this point I doubt he'd get himself to a rehab without his mother pinning his mittens to his sleeves and petting his head as she escorts him to the bus, and even then he might bail out on rehab in favor of a liquor store along the way.

 

[Red Dye #5]

I think it really depends on how traumatizing that stint in the NOLA jail was for him.

iirc he spent it in the suicide room where he was by himself. Hence how it was so cool to sing songs to the guard, He is probably scared shitless to be in general pop

 

[SnakesBleedRed]

at this point its pretty clear there will never be an end to this stream of completely wild women who are just up and ready to hide, pay lie, and eventually cry about styx so i dont think hes gonna have any problems hiding as long as he wants really

 

[Unknown God]

I can't lose my job in a dumb way like that because I am too needed. I can't take a day off because there is no one to cover for me. Tenneybrook is too cheap to hire additional staff.

Goddammit Nikki, you need to acquire the ability to learn from your mistakes. You are the type of person who never plans for contingency and inevitably ends up helpless when a crisis occurs.
You are a low level wagie at a shitty store. They might want you, because you're a good worker, but trust me, they do NOT need you. The moment they decide that the convenience of having you around is not worth the inconvenience that comes with having you around, they will kick you to the curb. If you were smart, you would be spotting and writing down other places in town where you could quickly apply for a job in case you lose your current one, instead of relying on your delusion of invincibility.

 

[DominoPetachi]

@Sekhmet666 spoke to Mel, Mel is a functional retard, so if Tard plans to run to Mel, I think Nikki would have gotten it out of here. We also have Ohio MAGA grifting woman and the wealthy benefactor chick in Tennessee. I cant even keep the names straight anymore.

I highly doubt a millionaire is having anything to do with this stinky alcoholic. Unless she is paying him to do tricks like a monkey.

 

[porkWellington]

I like how "(who can make interesting content)" began as a compliment and now we're here

 

[Leylon Sneed]

I highly doubt a millionaire is having anything to do with this stinky alcoholic. Unless she is paying him to do tricks like a monkey.

You might be surprised, especially when you talk second and third generation money. There's a lot of overpaid middle management who can maintain and out of state hoe, because they make good money in NYC. she might not be a high value person herself, but it's not impossible that she is taken care of, in a way 6 Figure Styx wouldn't understand.

 

[Sweet Esther]

rUnNinG tArD! The finest men lolcows in America don't run for President. They run for their lives...

 

[Bumpkin Boozehound]

The other two were generated entirely by Suno, but I gave it a more specific list of traits/events to reference (and I told it he was gay and wore a stupid hat, ergo the "Lavender Seas" and the hook).

I really love the euphemisms "Captain of the Lavender Seas" and "Lord of the Midnight Wind" for Styx and Stolas respectively.

This whole bathetic affair has led me to conclude that demons are basically interdimensional carnies, always on the lookout for their next mark (which makes Styx's statement that demons seek you out not quite the humblebrag he thinks it is).

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Captain of the Lavender Seas" and "Lord of the Midnight Wind"

 

[AnOminous]

iirc he spent it in the suicide room where he was by himself. Hence how it was so cool to sing songs to the guard, He is probably scared shitless to be in general pop

He should be. A NOLA jail is probably one of the most nightmarish places on the planet.

It isn't going to be a normal jail. It is a jail in Murder City, the most murderous city in America.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

He can't be THAT scared of a little jail time, can he?

I mean he did get raped in that Louisiana one full black people (allegedly) you know that one he took credit for , killing the warden by black magic

I wonder if Pam packed Tarl a bagged lunch for his big adventure as a fugitive.
-A baloney and ketchup sandwich
-A few drinking boxes of wine
-A jar of biltong

Bros on a liquid diet
2 40s (that's the bread) a few Guinness (that's the protein) and a bloody Mary mixed drink (veggies)

 

[Stinkum]

iirc he spent it in the suicide room where he was by himself.

Didn't the African American gentlemen make him sleep on the floor by the toilet with no blankets?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Bros on a liquid diet
2 40s (that's the bread) a few Guinness (that's the protein) and a bloody Mary mixed drink (veggies)

My brother in alcoholism. Although he should add an egg to his morning beer. That's what gives it extra kick to keep you going through the day.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

My brother in alcoholism. Although he should add an egg to his morning beer. That's what gives it extra kick to keep you going through the day.

The egg might kill him

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The egg might kill him

Good point. He should have Pam portion it out like feeding a small animal.