Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I dislike the trend of calling them "voids" and it sounds extra obnoxious when Staph does it in normal conversation. Like a neopronoun. Wait... do people do this so they don't have to say black? Cats can't be black anymore, only kingz n shiet.

Nah, it's just pupper speak.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nah, it's just pupper speak.

@Bojack Horsekin specifically it dates to this post from 2019:

which was a fine and funny observation before it got driven into the ground.

I honestly would love to know what her fucked up tard brain would do on shrooms. If she truly suffers from anxiety and intrusive thoughts, she is in for a rough ride. I honestly think she will go for an Etsy snakeoil version or eat something truly poisonous.

New York hasn't legalized psilocybin for therapy yet, so you still have to know a guy/understand the Internet. It still seems like a bad idea; for all she brags about being earthy and natural and tied in with tradition, Stephanie is a barely-functional adult with no IRL friends who lives alone in postmodern squalor. She's not going to be doing shrooms out in beautiful Nature with a trip-sitter; she's going to be eating something gross on her couch, surrounded by filth and unfinished projects.

It's probably for the best that Stephanie's bad at buying drugs.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

I think lozenges are what has caused your fucked teeth in the first place, so maybe stop eating them

LOL she wouldn't even need the lozenges either if she didn't take HRT. They're probably for her frog voice or sore frog vocal cords. This also sounds like a bit of cope for a lack of hygiene, dry mouth alone won't wreck your shit like that. Granola and cookies and coughdrops crusted on unbrushed teeth does. Oh, and can't forget that probiotic soda and all of the acidic shit she eats to purposely irritate her GERD... Just stating the obvious here but I feel it needs to be said.

"This time I'll get a cat I actually want!"

Notice how it's always "in college I learned..." and not "in my career I've encountered..." If Staph really was a man she could say evil spirits are stealing her semen.

Very gross, pretty sure this is the first time she's shown in an interest in that. Gay guy LARP or peepeepoopoo luv?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Notice how it's always "in college I learned..." and not "in my career I've encountered..." If Staph really was a man she could say evil spirits are stealing her semen.

Hang on a moment.

Per Stephanie, it's a hate crime when the psych ward tells her her ghosts aren't real. She tells the Internet about her conversations with gods all the time, and picks fights with atheists when she's bored. Stephanie believes in witchcraft and hexes, and brags about casting spells on politicians with the belief this will accomplish things in the real world.

But koro isn't real and the brown Asians just have to be reassured by white savior Stephanie. I dunno how you can say you asked the Norse gods to curse Elon Musk one minute, and move on seamlessly to "of course evil spirits can't shrink your pp, silly natives."

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I think she's been told to try psyllium husk and thinks it's the same thing.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Hang on a moment.

Per Stephanie, it's a hate crime when the psych ward tells her her ghosts aren't real. She tells the Internet about her conversations with gods all the time, and picks fights with atheists when she's bored. Stephanie believes in witchcraft and hexes, and brags about casting spells on politicians with the belief this will accomplish things in the real world.

But koro isn't real and the brown Asians just have to be reassured by white savior Stephanie. I dunno how you can say you asked the Norse gods to curse Elon Musk one minute, and move on seamlessly to "of course evil spirits can't shrink your pp, silly natives."

Her racism posts are always my favorite. Girl, that isn't a microaggression, that's a macroaggression.

Very Nanacore of her, she'll really spice up the family Thanksgiving. Tell the one about those funny chocolate Negros next.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Her racism posts are always my favorite. Girl, that isn't a microaggression, that's a macroaggression.

Stephanie has explicitly stated she believes in succubi. (I think she might have been one for a while, before she forgot.)

Succubi are evil entities that steal semen.

How come white peoples' semen-stealing metaphysical creatures are real, but she rolls her eyes at Asians' semen-stealing metaphysical creatures?

 

[glass_houses]

Stephanie has explicitly stated she believes in is a succubi.

ftfy

Remember when she used to fly about on the astral plane as a smoking hot demoness with bat wings? Makes it even more of a head scratcher, doesn't it?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

ftfy

Remember when she used to fly about on the astral plane as a smoking hot demoness with bat wings? Makes it even more of a head scratcher, doesn't it?

The interesting thing is, at about the same time she was having her succubus phase she was also having her Chordeva phase (can't remember if she was chordeva-kin or This Is My Cool Sexy Demon Buddy about it, just remember the name). That's also a southeast Asian (Bengali?) bit of mythology or superstition.

So Indian Semen Demons are just silly brown superstition, but Indian Furry Demons are literally her. Once again, she just picks and chooses the bits she wants to use to inflate her own sense of self-importance, and sneers down her ivory-tower white woman nose at the rest.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It's probably for the best that Stephanie's bad at buying drugs.

I am so fucking curious what she is actually eating. Afaik fake/counterfeit psilocybin chocolates aren't even a thing, and in New York State it's not hard to find the real ones. There's a huge grey market for psilocybin chocolate/drinks/candies, kinda like how just prior to pot legalization in Canada there was suddenly a weed shop on every corner and the cops didn't give a shit. Staph could literally walk into a head shop or probably even a convenience store or gas station and find some, but it would be behind the counter and perhaps not visible and I'm gonna assume that she's too chickenshit to ask.

So did Chinese Etsy scammers sell this retard more magic beans, or what? Is she eating truffle chocolate and rationalizing that it's not entirely a lie since truffles are a type of mushroom? Just outright making shit up because she never matured past the age of 10 and thinks people on the internet of all places are impressed by recreational drug use?

P.S. Staph, I don't know what is in the spore growing kit you wasted my your money on, but whatever it is, get that shit off the floor and throw it out, because your cat shouldn't be eating it.

 

[Quack_Quack]

This was just pointed out to me:





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You all called it. Lol.

It is not tea.
If it does not contain any tea leaves, it is an herbal blend or a tisane. So, hot juice

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Staph could literally walk into a head shop

Crap, weed is legal there, y/y? She could walk into the local dispensary, get something with a high percentage of THC (my personal recommendation is a strain usually called Wedding Cake), have a few hits and she'll be travelling on whatever astral plane she's currently fangirling.
(I am definitely one-hit-quit. Have too much goddamn real life stuff I have to do to have a free-range brain.)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If she sets up her own instance then it'll either be MJ cult part 2 or just her alone shouting into the void.


She's not made any patches in a while. I doubt anyone is going to make ghost fucking patches for her.


I know that some people think that I sound like a whacky wannabe cult leader but let me tell you about how a doomsday glacier, a super volcano explosion, and a geo magnetic storm will bring forth Ragnarok and we must change our ways to be spared from our reckoning, predicted by a god that specifically talks to me.

Doesn't sound like a whacky cult leader at all. I'm so glad she's too retarded to start a doomsday cult.

 

[JaneThough]

I am so fucking curious what she is actually eating. Afaik fake/counterfeit psilocybin chocolates aren't even a thing, and in New York State it's not hard to find the real ones. There's a huge grey market for psilocybin chocolate/drinks/candies, kinda like how just prior to pot legalization in Canada there was suddenly a weed shop on every corner and the cops didn't give a shit. Staph could literally walk into a head shop or probably even a convenience store or gas station and find some, but it would be behind the counter and perhaps not visible and I'm gonna assume that she's too chickenshit to ask.

So did Chinese Etsy scammers sell this retard more magic beans, or what? Is she eating truffle chocolate and rationalizing that it's not entirely a lie since truffles are a type of mushroom? Just outright making shit up because she never matured past the age of 10 and thinks people on the internet of all places are impressed by recreational drug use?

P.S. Staph, I don't know what is in the spore growing kit you wasted my your money on, but whatever it is, get that shit off the floor and throw it out, because your cat shouldn't be eating it.

You know what’s easier, cheaper and more pagan? Growing your own. But that means Staph can’t consume.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

“Machines have enslaved our minds” she says, while reposting a video with an AI thumbnail and consuming spicy AI videos of Dahmer.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Sorry for double posting but...
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Staph got a cat

Got a like from an old post, god damn look how much she's fattened the fucking cat up


It's funny reading how exactly people's predictions came true, down to pap frig cleaning the litter tray.
She has ingeniously solved the problem of annoying teenage cat by making it fat and sluggish and devoid of energy.

I wonder that the cat didn't piss on her bed and she's too proud to tell her dad because he might have said soemthing like "if the tray is dirty when I'm not here you do need to clean it otherwise she'll pee elsewhere..."
And that's why she has made the neck ruining move to the sofa.
I don't know if she could or would resist telling the Internet about it but then she regularly misses out huge swathes of things apparently on a coin toss.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I am so fucking curious what she is actually eating.

I can't conjure up the brand name but I've absolutely seen ads for "mushroom chocolate" on IG and Facebook. It was marketed with that faux-90s-does-70s, wobbly-checkerboard-pattern style that appeals to zillennials.

Guarantee that it's something like that, just like when she got scammed by the "tactical" website that she definitely saw an ad for.

There's also such thing as "mushroom coffee" that has various woo-woo herbally extracted whatevers from mushrooms, but not the kind that get you high. The "mushroom chocolate" I've seen (and Staph is eating) is probably something like that, where there's no chance of hallucination, but Staph wants to pretend like she's le cool drug doing shaman who takes drugs.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I can't conjure up the brand name but I've absolutely seen ads for "mushroom chocolate" on IG and Facebook. It was marketed with that faux-90s-does-70s, wobbly-checkerboard-pattern style that appeals to zillennials.

Guarantee that it's something like that, just like when she got scammed by the "tactical" website that she definitely saw an ad for.

There's also such thing as "mushroom coffee" that has various woo-woo herbally extracted whatevers from mushrooms, but not the kind that get you high. The "mushroom chocolate" I've seen (and Staph is eating) is probably something like that, where there's no chance of hallucination, but Staph wants to pretend like she's le cool drug doing shaman who takes drugs.

Counterpoint: she bought herself Valentine's truffles (chocolate candy) and is deluding herself into thinking she's eating actual mushrooms.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's also such thing as "mushroom coffee" that has various woo-woo herbally extracted whatevers from mushrooms, but not the kind that get you high. The "mushroom chocolate" I've seen (and Staph is eating) is probably something like that, where there's no chance of hallucination, but Staph wants to pretend like she's le cool drug doing shaman who takes drugs.

Oh, damn; you're right. I didn't think of that, but your theory fits perfectly. Mushroom coffee blends are at the hippie store and the Whole Foods, and the ads all look like this:

They're pitched as a step up from whatever is the new acai, nebulous mental function improvement for people who don't want to actually get into nootropics. "Adaptogens" or "functional mushrooms."

Since Bezos is firmly in Stephanie's harem, she likely gets expensive mushroom drinks recommended to her from her soda and tea purchase habits. And then scoot one degree over:


Stephanie is eating overpriced chocolate with some regular mushrooms in it and bragging like a teenager who's sooooo drunk on near beer.

 

[DeborahLogan]

Smoke shops, Delta 8 weed stores, and other misc recreational drug stores in most states, excluding Louisiana, do sell real psychedelic mushroom extracts in various forms because its a legal grey area. Usually though its Amanita Muscaria extract gummies which is the greyest of grey areas, but last time I was in a store like that I did see something with a psilocybin derivative extract. Even in the fuckoff south like I am theres nice 'hippy' ones that deliver to your mailbox even, so no ride from papa frigley even needed.