💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

Has he ever said which knife he favors for knife fighting?

You just know he has a collection of terrible pseudo-practical survival knives and tacticool combat knives.
And of course there's the kitchen buttcheek knife.

 

[Azdy]

 

[FinnSven]

You just know he has a collection of terrible pseudo-practical survival knives and tacticool combat knives.
And of course there's the kitchen buttcheek knife.

Ironically the kitchen buttcheek knife would be more effective.

Not only would it be stronger, made of marginally better steel and have a better tang, his arse juice on the blade would make it so poisonous a simple scratch would cause a stalker to crawl away and die.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Has he ever said which knife he favors for knife fighting?

Obviously the karambit, child.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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I gotchu ma nigga

 

[break these cuffs]

Obviously the karambit, child.

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I know that's AI because real Rick weighs at least 5x of that guy.

 

[BigPeanut]

Does anyone else feel like Pat is just a slightly more intelligent/poorer version of Trump? I feel like if Pat had actual power he would be no different than his hated Orange Man. They both seem to have that urge/compulsion to never ignore a slight no matter how small. Im not trying to make an Orange Man bad post here. I just think the inadvertent hypocrisy on display here is pretty objectively hillarious.

They do act quite similarly but trump is smarter by far. I think he would strategically
Ignore gay porn spam and not reply to every image for hours straight denying that he’s a gay pornstar.

 

[FinnSven]

They do act quite similarly but trump is smarter by far. I think he would strategically
Ignore gay porn spam and not reply to every image for hours straight denying that he’s a gay pornstar.

Or he would pay a lawyer to do it.

 

[BigPeanut]

She was also pregnant at the time... For all the rightful and obvious criticism people have for this stupid fat fuck, he suffered an absolutely catastrophic level of cuckoldry and betrayal that is almost unheard of. It's no wonder he lost his fucking mind.

That’s how you know he was being a real piece of shit to her, we see how this psycho acts every day, imagine was his wives have to put up with in private, if he’s that comfortable sharing his lunacy to the public as he does. I’m inclined the believe she probably had some damn good reasons to do what she did, again knowing what we know about him and his personality, and the fact she stayed loyal to PCJ until death!

Technicality Tomlinson: divorce papers had not been served at time of tweeting.

Or he killed her, and dead people can’t divorce you.

Or he would pay a lawyer to do it.

Even if Rick was a trillionaire and king of earth he would still directly respond to a zero follower twitter account called “Nigger killer Hitler fart 1488” to deny that he has a tiny dick and is a gay pedophile.

 

[LGHDR+]

The best advice for “knife fighting” is run away or if you can’t, use a chair or broom handle to create space between you and the knife enjoyer.

Totally agree with you on this. I've been told several times that "There is no winner in a knife fight", and it's probably the stupidest tool for self-defense. However, I did have to make a slight edit to your post to fit with the theme of the thread

 

[Dean Pentel]

Obviously the karambit, child.

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He's definitely fucking gay enough and dumb enough to commit to some bullshit like the karambit.

 

[LGHDR+]

He's definitely fucking gay enough and dumb enough and FAAAAAAT enough to commit to some bullshit like the karambit.

Okay, okay, I'll stop being a stalker child correcting the record now.

 

[Nickel Silver]

Gamers, I think this particular photo might be a sore spot for Patrick:
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I want to know what mental defect is responsible for Pat believing that anyone digging up his past is not only going to ENJOY PRISON, STALKER, but also that "stalking" Pat is worthy of a life sentence.

Correct me if I'm wrong--it's quite possible for a thread so large--but I don't believe a a single stalker child has enjoyed prison, much less for a lifetime. Yet Fatrick says it again and again. The endless braindead repetition in spite of all reason baffles me.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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The suicide power fantasy text has hit twitter I can’t wait til Brian Keene sees it lol. Annabelle recently enjoyed a birthday (her 14th I think) but it’s interesting to see Rick double seething about Ade this week. He’s autistically recycled his not the blonde bit at least four or five times throughout the years. In 14 years he’s tweeted about Annabelle getting fucked or having an abortion more than the amount of dollars he’s paid for her upbringing or minutes he’s spent in her presence.

 

[AnOminous]

Has he ever said which knife he favors for knife fighting?

He favors sucking dick.

Because he's FAT!

Spoken like an imprisoned infant who's never won a knife fight.

I believe you have won every knife fight you were in, but you obviously don't know the rules.

The rules are if you are fat, you lose. You just really lucky by not being fat.

 

[DumbDude43]

While loads of YouTubers who pretend they are experts in such shit recommend variations on the Ka-bar or the Fairburn-Sykes fighting knife, most actual “fights” involving knives usually involve kitchen knives or maybe shit “zombie” knives.

wdym by "most actual fights"?
if you mean crimes then kitchen knives and "zombie" meme knives are not common, nor are military/survival/combat knives. it's mostly about switchblades and folding knives.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Correct me if I'm wrong--it's quite possible for a thread so large--but I don't believe a a single stalker child has enjoyed prison, much less for a lifetime. Yet Fatrick says it again and again. The endless braindead repetition in spite of all reason baffles me.

The closest a stalker child has come to jail is the Nadolski hearing, and that ended with a judge being audible exasperated with Fatrick and the case being dismissed.

“Sir, don’t do that”

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I’m inclined the believe she probably had some damn good reasons to do what she did

I can imagine Pat being very jealous at the attention she got while pregnant. In his mind, Pat is the centre of the universe for everybody who even hears his name and suddenly there's all these people (family, friends, doctors) looking straight past him to Ade. His fragile ego must have gone crazy.

He's definitely fucking gay enough and dumb enough to commit to some bullshit like the karambit

He'd slice his own fat thumb off.

 

[LGHDR+]

The closest a stalker child has come to jail is the Nadolski hearing, and that ended with a judge being audible exasperated with Fatrick and the case being dismissed.

“Sir, don’t do that”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u3cPAuNsSWg

I still can't believe he didn't child the judge.

 

[McMitch]

I still can't believe he didn't child the judge.

You can tell when the Judge is reviewing Nadolski’s texts that Fatrick gets real fuckin’ close.