Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

[Legalize Asbestos]

Alright who's gonna make custom music for the thread?

if @smile.jpg wants to forward the gifs to me I'll send him foley.

Spoiler: bang bang

 

[smile.jpg]

The showdown continues...

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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Rile up the gators by expertly shooting near their tails, so that they’ll rush forward and attack the intruder.

 

[twinArmageddons]

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Holy shit the first (S) Flash
>:Spawn peak the troon r6 style

 

[FOUND YOU!]

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LEAP from the window and shoot them in the galls to deliver a most gender-affirming kill shot.

 

[Major_]

Complain very loudly in the most fat and annoying voice you can that you are out of ammo and that you're the nigger of the internet and you would have more ammo if more people set up billpay to trick the attacker into a false advantage

 

[agent_donkey]

>:Spawn peak the troon r6 style

Our pistol doesn't have an ACOG :L

 

[Shig O'nella]

Stop pissing about with your guns and use the real anti troon weapon in the bathroom - the fucking mirror.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Make peace with the fact a troon living in your swamp forest. You could monetize it like a true capitalist and open a freak show.

 

[DickMain]

I take off my robe and wizard hat

 

[Sneaky lurker]

>lock in.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

The showdown continues...

Life imitating Art rn

 

[Channel Catfish]

Jesus, that artstyle is dead-on with Hussie's. You're a natural at this.

>Craft a NOOSE from your rug and throw it out the window as hard as you can towards xim.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Jesus, that artstyle is dead-on with Hussie's. You're a natural at this.

>Craft a NOOSE from your rug and throw it out the window as hard as you can towards xim.

And hook it up to the generator; visible in the first panel

 

[assclown]

use mario paint

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Be the pony.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Give them a real place to dilate. Heh. *pushes up sunglasses awesomely*

 

[Josué Conrado Lua]

Wait for Long Gone Dong to get closer. If the gators don't get him, plant a Claymore mine from the armory at the front door.

 

[smile.jpg]

Enough of this! It's do or die time, it's time to...

FUCKING

DEFEND

YOUR

Isn't there cheese in the inventory? Throw it at the troon to attract the gators.

Plan A:

This seems to have accomplished absolutely nothing!

 

[a-Lager]

Hide in your 24k hold plated bathroom graciously purchased by your gold T+H paypiggies