Probation conditions often have a clause forbidding you from leaving the state without permission from your PO or the court. If Phil has this it's a perfect excuse for bouncing and squeaking in situ. Plus, who would give him a ride? I guarantee the last time he was in a car with the consent of the driver, the vehicle had Police decals.
He could try the Chantal* method - sleep all day, party all night (it's fun to be a vampire).
This would be amazing in his squeaking and lispy voice trying to pronounce some of the more guttural words. He can't even speak English well his own language we all know the Spanish he tried is so bad he has a fucking typo on his body, Arabic? It would be amazing.
The perfect marriage of art and subject.
What? You mean the Simpson's LIED to me?
That would be amazing.
I've actually done this successfully and liked the result. But it was some kind of certified organic pure capsaicin type bear spray with none of the weird shit most of those sprays have. And the amounts were tiny. Sort of like I'd use some of the deranged Blair's Reserve sauces, but by dipping a toothpick in it and swirling it around in another sauce.
I've always thought one of the funniest things about this retard potato is that he has literal gibberish tattooed on his body. "Clitoral Dough." Lmao.
That will never NOT be funny. The fact that he thought it meant something else just shows what a fucking tard Taters really is.
Taters is literally 'tarded: either mild Downs, fetal alcohol syndrome, or both; I'm not trying to be a dick; I'm serious.
The Fetal Alcohol Syndrome seems to fit but coupled with either a touch of the 'tism or something else.
Sounds like someone's just built up an immunity and is shifting the blame onto GMOs.
I'm way behind on my spud lore but from the outside looking in, I can only think someone was seriously having fun with him. If he had any contemporaries online (or possibly off) that encouraged him to do it, or if the tattoo "artist" agreed to go through with it, either way, it just shows that people truly don't have an iota of respect for him. Reminds me of this one time I walked around work the entire morning with my zipper down and nobody told me despite having numerous conversations with coworkers/friends. Didn't see that shit until after lunch and I thought, "damn, my friend's ain't shit."
Taters would come up with the drawings and messages he wanted tattooed on his ample frame and the tattoo artist would just do it because that's what the customer wants.
Serious question from someone whom has no tattoos, and knows jack and shit and this about tattoo culture:
Obligation? No. Though I can imagine highly reputable/respected artists flat-out refusing to do something retarded as it may tarnish their brand.
His next step is to go full on Farrah Flawless, who resembles an obsidian demon troon and has a thread on here AND signed up to reply to posters in the tail end of the thread. Is pretty chill in responses.
A good artist would have never agreed to the majority of his tattoos, especially the face tattoos and the tear drop moreso. Not one of the artists I've had have had face tattoos, nor would they agree to doing them. I've said it before, but I'll say it again, I'm entirely retired but I still won't get a tattoo below my watch band, and nothing above my collar bone. Taters is a child with access to a tattoo machine. He's what doodle bears owned by kids with zero self control looked like in the 90s. I wouldn't be surprised if shops viewed him as living pig carcass for the apprentices to practice on.
Fuck no. If they did that half the people who come in for a tattoo would never get them.
I'm assuming those were just capsaicin and nothing else. I would think you'd still be able to taste the propellent though.
He's admitted somewhere that most were done by people apprenticing so he could get them cheap.
Yes. It is called Iftar. But here is the catch. Iftar dinners in the mosque are segregated by sex: Males in one room, females in another.