"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Falcon Sebben]

Islam was always guaranteed once the left got a boner for Palestine. Now that the left wants to die defending 60 IQ Muslim Somalian scammers it solidifies the fact that he needs to be a Muslim. Imagine if he was trying to still be a Israeli Jewess around all these communists now. He's just a parasite blob that turns into whatever he thinks will get him accepted in left wing communities.

I never felt it was because of what the left wanted so much as it's what the right, and Trump, are for.

Remember Taters is still in his "fuck you Dad!" state of mind except instead of Angelo and wanting to forget Daddy Rape Day ever happened he's simply going against what society as a whole is for.

He's been all sorts of things because he feels he needs to rebel against something and right now Israel and Palestine are big in the news so he needs to be pro-Hamas and anti-Israel. No need to get too deep in your analysis because Taters doesn't do that.

 

[the khat quaffer]

So in that case he's co-ordinating the whole resistance from the tard bunker while watching a live stream and speaking into a walkie-talkie that unfortunately has no range. Or batteries for that matter. But it makes him feel like a big man and that's what's important.

"Breaker breaker, this is Beaver Fever, anybody got ears on? Eagle 20, Shart 2, got eyes on octogenarian fascist moving hot towards the amber alert sign, armed with walker and whiteness. Over"

 

[Alex Krycek]

"Breaker breaker, this is Beaver Fever, anybody got ears on? Eagle 20, Shart 2, got eyes on octogenarian fascist moving hot towards the amber alert sign, armed with walker and whiteness. Over"

Copy this is Spudlord45 over, when this is over, over I will have pepper sprayed and shit myself running away to eat a block of cheese. But for now I am pleasuring myself to what I imagine to be Chairman Mao’s inner monologue while walking around starving peasants over.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I really wish someone could convince him to go volunteer in Gaza to help his fellow Palestinians. My guess would be he gets murdered in under 15 minutes of arriving.

To be fair to Taters (I can't believe I wrote that), he fits right in with the rest of the Free Palestine libshits. Most of that lot would be either murdered or made into a rape slave within twelve hours amongst the Gazan they lionize.

Since Phil is the ultimate manifestation of Current Thing, I expect him to go get his dumb ass shot in Minneapolis any day now.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Copy this is Spudlord45 over, when this is over, over I will have pepper sprayed and shit myself running away to eat a block of cheese. But for now I am pleasuring myself to what I imagine to be Chairman Mao’s inner monologue while walking around starving peasants over.

Fucker probably tried pepper spraying his cheese, thinking he'd get pepperjack. CHEESE ALCHEMY!

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

Copy this is Spudlord45 over, when this is over, over I will have pepper sprayed and shit myself running away to eat a block of cheese. But for now I am pleasuring myself to what I imagine to be Chairman Mao’s inner monologue while walking around starving peasants over.

"Hey! Hey shut that damn thing off! Do you realize? Do you realize that if the Multnomah county sheriff finds out how dirty the fart hovel really is he'll come down here and condem us!? What you have just done is stick knife in our backs and kill us! Do you realize!? You better unload it boy ill be up all night till ya get those videos off the internet!!"

 

[Positron]

Lalala

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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Lalala

did Phil learn nothing from his bike!?! the ball squash at a trot at his weight could be terminal!
and pepper spraying the Clydesdale he'll have to ride is no bueno

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

When you do daily prayers (salat) in a mosque you stand together side by side in a line. The people line up together side by side in horizontal lines from the front to the back of the prayer room. This symbolizes you are in unity with each other in Islam. It makes no difference whether you pray next to is a Somali, a Pakistani, or someone who is white. You are in unity with each other when you pray. The "I hate whitey" isn't going to fly here.

If you come in and you do salat with the hygiene of a skunk you will be called to task on it. If you come in with garlic on the breath and it's offensive, you will be called to task on it.

Here is something else, males and females are segregated. Females will either pray in a separate room that is either walled off with a curtain or an entirely separate room or if they are in the same prayer area they will be in rows entirely separate from the men. Before you do salat, you usually do wudu (ritual washing of the face, mouth, nose, arms to elbows, hands and feet). It symbolizes washing away sins and and that you are clean and pure before salat. I haven't even mentioned about his stupid mall ninja gear. But I imagine if he brought that crap into a mosque, he would be called out real quick on that. Question: Would taters be able to fit into that kind of an environment? I think I know the answer to this.

 

[the khat quaffer]

washing away sins and cleanliness

Washing away cleanliness? Now that, takes skill. Or really dirty water.

Would taters be able to fit into that kind of an environment?

Would Tots be able to fit through the entrance?

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Washing away cleanliness? Now that, takes skill. Or really dirty water.


Would Tots be able to fit through the entrance?

That was my mistake that I just corrected. It signifies washing away sins and that you are clean when you do salat.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

LOL, Phil's going to fast for Ramadan.

 

[Twrx]

LOL, Phil's going to fast for Ramadan.
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Yeah, and both my parents will rise from the grave. Equal chance of both happening.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

LOL, Phil's going to fast for Ramadan.
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No fucking way Taters can do the fasting during Ramadan. Oh he'll say he will but we all know he won't.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Oh he'll say he will but we all know he won't.

There is generally a community meal to break the fast in the evenings. I really hope he shows up to one thing he’s getting a free meal.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Phil it’s hard for me to keep Lent and I’ve been Eastern Orthodox since 2013. I was even told don’t just rush into it.

 

[Surfin Terf]

LOL, Phil's going to fast for Ramadan.
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You're not David Blaine, bro. Even if you were going to do it successfully (which you won't), fasting for Ramadan is not the kind of thing that merits two weeks worth of hype. It's fairly mundane, I'm not religious so I don't abstain from water, but I (and many other people, up to 1/7 Americans have at least tried it) fast for 16 hours (or more) a day year round as a general health thing.

 

[Positron]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You're not David Blaine, bro. Even if you were going to do it successfully (which you won't), fasting for Ramadan is not the kind of thing that merits two weeks worth of hype. It's fairly mundane, I'm not religious so I don't abstain from water, but I (and many other people, up to 1/7 Americans have at least tried it) fast for 16 hours (or more) a day year round as a general health thing.

But again this is just more performance art from him.

He's not giving up meals.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

LOL, Phil's going to fast for Ramadan.
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Thing is, he’s trying to impress everyone with something that’s standard for Muslims. It would be like if two weeks before Christmas, a Christian posted “Yes, an actual tree.” It couldn’t be more obvious that he’s not part of the Muslim community and he’s just trying to impress people.

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The fifth Ninja Turtle, Retardetto.