"Current year" terms that piss you off

[AnOminous]

you can't be racist towards white people

This is a kind of propaganda white SJWs have adopted where they simply redefine words to mean they don't mean what they actually mean.

Racism is, very simply, any implication of negative characteristics based solely on race. It does not matter what race.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Izzat

 

[Crypt Kicker]

"Back in my day", "racism" usually just meant being a dick to someone just because they're of a certain race.

In my "headcannon" (another phrase that pisses me off) racism meant just the acknowledgment that races were different. Bigotry was the hatred over those differences.
Like it's "racist" to acknowledge the fact that niggers have wide noses and big lips. It's "bigoted" to hate the niggers over it.

I like to think everyone is racist and frankly the more people accept it the better off everyone will be.

 

[AnOminous]

I like to think everyone is racist and frankly the more people accept it the better off everyone will be.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Why is everyone spamming "unc"?

Unc has been slang for years but it's recent use the last few has been very weirdly forced feeling. Also people act like it's new and confusing slang I guess to try and seem cooler than the people that use it now. Always weirds me out when that happens. I think I rambled about this before at some point.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Youtube comments in general.
If you leave a comment along the lines of:
First
How DARE youtube hide this from me for blah blah blah
As a *insert shit here*
Algo pull/refresh pull/etc.
Can we just take a moment..
I know *insert video uploader here* won't ever read this but..
This video cured my anxiety/depression/self diagnosed reddit affliction

You should be euthanized. violently.
any of those should warrant repeated hammer strikes to the skull.

Oh God that shit drives me insane. Another one I can't stand is "Watching this before it gets taken down!" followed closely by "Perfect timing I just started work/dinner/etc." Steel toed boots to the face for all these mongoloid motherfuckers.

Thread tax: "Who's watching in (insert year)?", related to the gripe outlined above. Flog these morons.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RovF1zsDoeM

I didn't know this existed and my outlook on life has improved now that I do

 

[Local Fed]

"[Mundane thing] needs to be studied!"

Shut up. Fuck you. Mengele needs to be reborn and you should be "studied" by him.

 

[Trilby]

I didn't know this existed and my outlook on life has improved now that I do

Moreso than thinking of the childhood I had where there was the good part of town you lived in, and the bad part that my parents would call "color town" and we never went there, but I never saw it that way and I actually liked visiting it now and then.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Youtube comments in general.
If you leave a comment along the lines of:

you forgot to add the following one:
"wake up babe! (insert youtuber here) just uploaded!"

Unfortunately all those comments get spammed once a channel grows to a certain size.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

She's Indian, which explains why she got hit with a 3/1 million facial deformity because they can't stop fucking their cousins which turned all their recessive conditions into dominant ones, just if anyone's wondering

Edit:: also back in the day, this is what would get people to think you got fucked by the devil, if your kid came out like this

I didn't know she was Indian. Being Indian is a bigger deformity than having actual facial deformity.

My condolences to her.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Bussy.

 

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

In my "headcannon" (another phrase that pisses me off) racism meant just the acknowledgment that races were different. Bigotry was the hatred over those differences.
Like it's "racist" to acknowledge the fact that niggers have wide noses and big lips. It's "bigoted" to hate the niggers over it.

I like to think everyone is racist and frankly the more people accept it the better off everyone will be.

I get the impression that people who make fun of "I'm not racist, I have black friends" don't actually have any black friends. I think it's funny to call white people niggers, especially if they're very dorky, but I'm not gonna toss the n-bomb at my best friend's black neighbor who's like a music teacher or something.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

This whole "I have Black friends" is a linguistic trap and people need to stop falling for it.

"I have Black friends"
Leftist: You might think you have a Black friend but you can still be racist

"I have no Black friends"
Leftist: Racist confirmed

Another example of a linguistic trap:

White guy: "I love me some Asian and Latina booty and I wanna make some Hapa children"
Leftist: You're a racist that sexualizes and objectifies Women of Color

White guy: "I want a White wife and White children and continue the White race"
Leftist: Racist confirmed

 

[Crypt Kicker]

This whole "I have Black friends" is a linguistic trap and people need to stop falling for it.

"I have Black friends"
Leftist: You might think you have a Black friend but you can still be racist

"I have no Black friends"
Leftist: Racist confirmed

Another example of a linguistic trap:

White guy: "I love me some Asian and Latina booty and I wanna make some Hapa children"
Leftist: You're a racist that sexualizes and objectifies Women of Color

White guy: "I want a White wife and White children and continue the White race"
Leftist: Racist confirmed

My love for Asians isn't from hatred, I just wanna fix their eye issue.
I'M HELPING.

Thread Tax:
Supremist.
I'm so fucking sick of faggots not being able to pronounce supremacist.
SOO-PREM-AH-SIST.
If you call me a White Supremist you are a fucking nigger to the point you are unfit for slavery.
Stop being a lazy nigger and call me a Supremacist.
It's even crazier when White people say it because they are only impacting the fact the niggers are so lazy they refuse pronounce words in full. "finna" "gon" "ion" for example.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

Not a term, but it still fits with the whole "le current year" spam theme.
I'm sick of seeing everyone spamming that fucking emote everywhere. What does it even mean???

 

[Dendyy]

"Right side of history". It's just Newspeak for "do what shitlibs say now, or shitlibs in the future will say mean things about you!"

 

[Kyff]

. "finna" "gon" "ion" for example.

"ion no" brings me pain. How is that easier to type or parse than 'idk'?

 

[ChompChomp]

In my "headcannon" (another phrase that pisses me off)

I wish I had a head cannon. Life would be a lot more exciting.

I think you mean headcanon, which has fewer n's and more bullshit.

 

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

"Universe" bugs me when it's relation to the setting a work of fiction takes place in. I've started to associate it with consoomer funkopop type slop like the MCU. Describing a new movie/game/whatever as "taking place in the XYZ univere" feels like a tell that whatever's being described is sterile, grey, committee-driven bullshit that and you need to sign up for 8 different streaming services and read the bullshit tie-in comic and novelization to get the Full Experience.

Referring to a work of fiction's world or setting doesn't bug me for some reason, even though the meaning is more or less the same. I guess it's partly because ad lingo, partly because universe implies it's all-encompassing, so you need to watch the Disney+ series about Lord Fuckass who showed up for 45 seconds in The Rise of Skywalker to understand it.