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- 30 Kwi 2025
I mean we kinda got something similar with PPP and Smark Guys with the Grill Phil segments. Thats unironically the only thing I miss from the Kino Arc "Phil you mean to tell me you only have one pair of underwear"
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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- 31 Mar 2020
Kinda reminds me of that one FGC meetup of old legends and even DSP was invited. Allegedly there was a money pot going around where people were betting who would be the fastest beating Phil in Street Fighter but he caught wind of it. What did Phil do? He didn't go to said convention. "Can't beat me when I am not there ack ack ack"
Also if Phil is so sure that Andy would loose to him why not accept? What a looser. And andy could return the favor by offering a match in IRacing. I know Phil is not into Racing Games and IRacing is one of the hardcore ones but the "starter pack" has more forgiving cars and you can pick a more easy track to ease into. Can you imagine Phil playxing a serious driving game against someone who plays it on the regular (if Andy is to be believed)? We have seen how he plays racing games for children / parties and a serious racing game would probably rape his ass
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- 18 Wrz 2014
There is something you can do about it Phil!
Here, listen to these words of wisdom from a wise old man.
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- 24 Lip 2022
What an oddly shaped head.
I love when he starts saying things like he would be able to react to all his opponents sweeps AHFLINE (Bear in mind the fact he's not played an offline Street Fighter game in 15 years).
The stupid fuck can't react to huge tutorial prompts telling him which button to press without reading 5 chat messages telling him but also fully believes he could react to a 150ms startup move if it wasn't for the Cannons and big Netcode conspiring to ruin ONLY his playstyle while enabling every other player that beats him. GOAT Lolcowism.
The stupid fuck can't react to huge tutorial prompts telling him which button to press without reading 5 chat messages telling him but also fully believes he could react to a 150ms startup move if it wasn't for the Cannons and big Netcode conspiring to ruin ONLY his playstyle while enabling every other player that beats him. GOAT Lolcowism.
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- 13 Lip 2017
You know how snort burnell does the old man Phil AI thumbnails?
It's fucking penultimately funny as fuck that Phil is using AI to make himself look younger.
It's not far off that snort burnell's thumbnails will be more accurate.
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
kiwifarms.net
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- 18 Sty 2023
His snortsnacks are getting droopier theses days, I came across that while skimming through the rimworld stream.
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- 4 Sie 2020
lol@ the gay 'n' racist show for this gem.
This is just random pictures/memes in the back while they are talking about gaming in that moment, but that depiction reminded me of something.
(the site is broken, I don't know if the thumbnails work.)
This is just random pictures/memes in the back while they are talking about gaming in that moment, but that depiction reminded me of something.
(the site is broken, I don't know if the thumbnails work.)
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- 1 Maj 2025
He’s such a pussy. I was banned without even chatting because I had the name philswitch_engage.
He would be better off not dying it shoe polish black and look like a faggot (the hair cut doesn’t help). If he just let go and stopped lying or trying to fight his trolls. It’s funny he would even try leaving his chin normal and then dye his hair blacker than night.
Banned for advice.
DerelictOnion
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- 8 Sie 2018
So, apparently what Phil has is "bulldog cheeks", although snort sacks is definitely the more appropriate name. They are associated with "Significant fluctuations in weight can cause skin to lose elasticity and fat deposits to settle in the lower face" and "Overactive chewing muscles (masseter) can create holding patterns that lead to lower-face heaviness and sag" in combination with just normal aging. Unsurprisingly, heavy alcohol consumption is also involved - "Alcohol consumption accelerates the aging process, contributing to sagging skin, loss of elasticity, and a "jowly" or "bulldog" look".
Coke Zero
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- 27 Lut 2021
>the technical, textbook definition of lolcow is someone who is messed with to try to elict a certain expected response because people find the response entertaining and or funny and so they get messed with to get that response ie they are milked for the response so that people can then make content out of it.
I mean for one there isnt even a technical definition of a lolcow, its just an internet slang word that doesnt have a textbook definition, but even by the most common explanations of what a lolcow is, phil completely misses the point. Being messed with isnt a core component of a lolcow, the majority of their behavior is completely voluntary, including phil's. Close to 100% of the stuff phil is made fun of for are things he willingly chose to upload to the internet all on his own.
Its just like the arrogance of this guy to think he gets to determine what the "textbook definition" of a lolcow is, and then tries to refine the term to take all personal responsibility away from the lolcows. No phil, you voluntarily became a lolcow and you wake up every day and continue to volunteer to be a lolcow.
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- 13 Lip 2017
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- 13 Lip 2017
The technical, textbook definition of a lolcow IS Phil. If you open the dictionary or webpage he is one of the penultimate lolcows to ever exist.
He set the gold (or rather 4th place) standard for EXACTLY what a lolcow is and few other lolcows can even match up or come anywhere close to him given his fucking insane levels of narcissism. He really is a special kind of retard.
He even has the longest megathread of any lolcow by far - and that really is quite the accomplishment given he has no friends, no real relationship dynamics on show, never goes outside and just sits bitching about his sandy vagina every day.
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- 27 Gru 2021
Well he's had the "white hairs" on his beard since forever so if he did come out with a darker colour on his chin everyone would know. I'm not actually sure he does colour his hair. Is there actually proof of that?
wow. And it still gave him a set of perky tits. And a fucking paedophile smile to match. Look at the slop in the background. How does it not just piss people off seeing a bunch of colours and more made-up words than a Dr. Suess book? Looks abysmal, King. Keep up the horrible work.
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- 10 Paź 2020
January money breakdown (We're back to 2024 levels!)
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- 13 Lip 2017
I love this for him so much! Nothing like unstable income to help generate some more character for Philly boy
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- 22 Wrz 2025
I assume these accountings assume that the anon tips are real since there's no way to prove they are not?
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- 27 Kwi 2022
10 fucking K in December for being the most incompetent fuck on Youtube.
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- 6 Wrz 2018
The last couples stream with Dentdoko Island and The Fat Kat. They have the same, exact shade of Jet Black. They get their hair done at the same beauty parlor. Cause Phil is a man's man like that. He dyes his hair. Sometimes he's let it go unattended for more than a couple months and you can tell the dye starts to fade.
He won't ever admit to this but Sopranos REALLY influenced him and he's got a Paulie Gualtieri thing going on. Last time he mentioned he was gonna get gray sides soon enough becuase he was graying and "We just couldn't see it cause the cam-ruh" but he started describing getting wings in his hair. Like Paulie.
On the other hand, "The textbook definition of a lolcow" is "An eccentric who can be milked for lols, usually on the internet." I would say there were pre-internet examples. I know a few from my country, but those Guidos on MTV from a few years back, or even Michael Jackson himself had something of a lolcow element. Not every lolcow is fucked with. Not every lolcow or eccentric is hated. Phil tried to misconstrue this point like it's always lolcow followers that are essentially insane and just need to latch on to someone to hate because it fuels them. Hell, people juice BossManJack. There's many flavors of lolcow, and Phil is the type that has a massive hatedom. Normally, this comes from... Being a piece of shit. People get endeared to some lolcows. Not so with Phil.
He's a lolcow for a reason. Matter of fact if tomorrow every single restream goes dead, I would go "Oh, that sucks." and just never watch Phil ever again. He got famous for being a widely known asshole, and he never even had the balls to own it, instead trying to whitewash his image. King of Hate my ass. "Aw shucks I'm just a small rinky dink guy, I ain't so bad, I'm just trying to entertain a mature chill audience!" sure, buddy.
It isn't like lolcowdom just came on overnight. Phil, you've been grinding this "Being a piece of shit" thing for years. So much, you've pretty much mastered it, like talking to a mic. You reap what you sow.
If he at least gave the fucking gaslighting a break. But nah. The top moments were the Craig interview and the PPP stuff precisely BECAUSE it shows how Phil drains and exhausts people who are around him with the constant god damn lying and evading.
LTG might be a deadbeat dad but at least he owns that he's a shallow, retarded, selfish rog. Which is basically just a niggeR. Still wouldn't drop him a red cent but he's got the confidence to go with the shitheel personality. Phil doesn't. Phil knows he's garbage and refuses to change, but will still say he has changed and wants to be perceived as a goutier Max Dood.
LTG grew up poor and without a dad. Jordie was trailer trash and his family were fucking assholes. Doesn't justify it but it's an undeniable factor. Phil was middle upper class, sheltered and coddled as fuck, got everything he needed, most things he wanted, and is still hung upon that Wolverine Doll. Most of Phil's predicament nowadays is entirely self-imposed.
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- 31 Mar 2020
That and that he never really faced consequences thanks to his insane luck stat. I mean come on. Gets fired from Sikorsky and then just happens to make money on Youtube (yes I know Google took his adsense away but that was caught by Blip (short relieve) and then Machinima. Or how he managed to talk viscant out of the fight. Or how he cried like a bitch just so that Jaha didn't finish the god.damn.job. Or heck even his bankruptcy which probably shouldn't have gone the way it did considering how he minimized his assets and overplayed his fucking costs (unless the 5k bsuiess expense was in reality the feeding costs of Khet which I would believe now) . Or how emeral 7 just saved his ass once witzh those massive T3 Twtich subs. And so on and so on and so on.
I mean if I had to face bankruptcy and even if I cleared it like Phil I would try my best to never get in that situation again. But Phil? Just recently he said "I will have credit again soon" which we all know what that means. Or his future plans "I will do this for maybe 15 years or so but with way less games" Yeah he is conditioning his few supporters to carry him until he dies because I hope his parents won't leave him a nickel (or in a funny way leave him all THEIR debts)